r/facepalm Oct 16 '18

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u/omnicidial Oct 16 '18

If you breastfeed your sons, you're teaching them that women are a food source and they'll grow up into cannibals like every man before them who ever breast fed.

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u/nessao616 Oct 16 '18

Or that if they cry a woman will give them food immediately.

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u/cyrixdx4 Oct 16 '18

MOM I NEED MY TENDIES!!! REEEEEEEE

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u/OFTHEHILLPEOPLE Oct 16 '18

AND A CHICKEN CORDON BLEU WITHOUT THE CHEESE!

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u/Derkus19 Oct 16 '18

So just like chicken and ham? Ew.

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u/Ewokmauler Oct 16 '18

Can I just have the Cordon Bleu?

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u/cyrixdx4 Oct 16 '18

ok that's just over the top now.

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u/b_fellow Oct 16 '18

Sometimes you gotta tell your teenagers "No more breastfeeding anymore!"