r/facepalm • u/YoungBungalo • Oct 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Then you have to let him in on his cravings. Go kill a human for him. It's the only way to appease his appetite.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

This doesn't sound quite right, but I don't know enough about baby nutrition to dispute it.

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u/EggplantJuice Oct 16 '18

Well babies tend to be pretty nutritious as long as you don't overcook them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

It's all in the book.

https://imgur.com/gallery/3447zC9

(this took way too long to upload than I'm willing to admit)

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u/GreenTheHero Oct 17 '18

I'm sure if I shook you enough we'll get the answer!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Concentrate and ask again

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u/SlitScan Oct 16 '18

I hear that because Catholic priest's never do any work theyre very tender, perfect for sensitive young teeth.

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u/Cookie_Brookie Oct 16 '18

I've always said I would do anything for my son. Now I'm starting to question that lol.