r/facepalm • u/YoungBungalo • Oct 16 '18

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u/UltimateInferno Oct 16 '18

I saw a tweet where this one woman confessed to masturbating while breastfeeding

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

No. No no no. Please. NO. Delete this before some other poor soul reads it.

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u/GoldFishPony Oct 16 '18

Wow sounds like you’re pretty not fucking happy right now

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I am so not fucking happy right now.

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u/PuttyGod Oct 16 '18

Well now I know this.

Thanks, for that - I hate it.

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u/tibtibs Oct 16 '18

I'm pretty sure that if I get any sexual turn on while feeding my infant, I'll switch to formula immediately. Oh my God... Does that just happen to people or is she just sick? Now I have a new fear.

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u/dizzyelephant Oct 16 '18

Don't stress about it. I secretly worried about that while i was pregnant because i enjoyed nipple stimulation during foreplay, but the letdown of milk and the baby feeding is a completely different sensation from how it feels during sexytime.

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u/tibtibs Oct 16 '18

Awesome!! That does make me feel better!

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u/lilnuggets Oct 16 '18

Thanks! I hate it.

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u/QueefyMcQueefFace Oct 16 '18

I saw a tweet where this one woman confessed to masturbating while breastfeeding

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