r/facepalm Oct 16 '18

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u/Cookie_Brookie Oct 16 '18

It's true. I breastfed my son until he was about 10 months old. Now at 13 months he has bitten me several times.

I refuse to believe that it is caused by teething or just general toddler weirdness. He is definitely a cannibal, and it is all my fault.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Then you have to let him in on his cravings. Go kill a human for him. It's the only way to appease his appetite.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

This doesn't sound quite right, but I don't know enough about baby nutrition to dispute it.

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u/EggplantJuice Oct 16 '18

Well babies tend to be pretty nutritious as long as you don't overcook them.