r/facepalm • u/YoungBungalo • Oct 16 '18

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u/omnicidial Oct 16 '18

If you breastfeed your sons, you're teaching them that women are a food source and they'll grow up into cannibals like every man before them who ever breast fed.

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u/nessao616 Oct 16 '18

Or that if they cry a woman will give them food immediately.

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u/Dokasamurp Oct 16 '18

Maybe if I cry a woman will give me tits. BRB must enact science.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/Dokasamurp Oct 16 '18

R..roll tide?

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u/hundycougar Oct 16 '18

only once a month...

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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Raw hiiiiide?