r/facepalm • u/YoungBungalo • Oct 16 '18

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u/omnicidial Oct 16 '18

If you breastfeed your sons, you're teaching them that women are a food source and they'll grow up into cannibals like every man before them who ever breast fed.

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u/Cookie_Brookie Oct 16 '18

It's true. I breastfed my son until he was about 10 months old. Now at 13 months he has bitten me several times.

I refuse to believe that it is caused by teething or just general toddler weirdness. He is definitely a cannibal, and it is all my fault.

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u/GoldFishPony Oct 16 '18

Sorry to inform you but you probably don’t have much longer to live. I ate my mom when I was 5 and have been eating women ever since. Good luck with avoiding being eaten.