r/facepalm • u/YoungBungalo • Oct 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Exactly, if anything the mother is raping the baby since you can't legally gain a child's consent.

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u/JadenIRL Oct 16 '18

So, all breast feeding mothers are Pedophiles?

Must tell the wife...

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u/UltimateInferno Oct 16 '18

I saw a tweet where this one woman confessed to masturbating while breastfeeding

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u/tibtibs Oct 16 '18

I'm pretty sure that if I get any sexual turn on while feeding my infant, I'll switch to formula immediately. Oh my God... Does that just happen to people or is she just sick? Now I have a new fear.

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u/dizzyelephant Oct 16 '18

Don't stress about it. I secretly worried about that while i was pregnant because i enjoyed nipple stimulation during foreplay, but the letdown of milk and the baby feeding is a completely different sensation from how it feels during sexytime.

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u/tibtibs Oct 16 '18

Awesome!! That does make me feel better!