r/facepalm • u/YoungBungalo • Oct 16 '18

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u/omnicidial Oct 16 '18

If you breastfeed your sons, you're teaching them that women are a food source and they'll grow up into cannibals like every man before them who ever breast fed.

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u/Cookie_Brookie Oct 16 '18

It's true. I breastfed my son until he was about 10 months old. Now at 13 months he has bitten me several times.

I refuse to believe that it is caused by teething or just general toddler weirdness. He is definitely a cannibal, and it is all my fault.

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u/evilwife21 Oct 16 '18

Albuterol turned my son into a cannibal. Although, now that I’ve read this post, maybe it was because he was breastfed.... damn those nurses for convincing me to do that!