r/facepalm • u/YoungBungalo • Oct 16 '18

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u/omnicidial Oct 16 '18

If you breastfeed your sons, you're teaching them that women are a food source and they'll grow up into cannibals like every man before them who ever breast fed.

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u/Amonette2012 Oct 17 '18

So true. All my friends have been eaten by their children. Aside from one, but her kid is only two. He took a chunk out of her arm last week though, so it's just a matter of time.

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u/omnicidial Oct 17 '18

My daughter was breastfed, and we left her brother on the changing table too long one day.. She ate him.

Well, not all of him, she did get the stump of his unbillical cord. Still waiting on her to turn and kill us all in our sleep.

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u/Amonette2012 Oct 17 '18

They grow up so fast!