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r/foundsatan • u/PriestWithTourettes • 9d ago
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Well I'd sentence you to the gas chamber for the murders, but it appears juror number 8 already did that.
29 u/RebekkaKat1990 8d ago This makes no sense, the defendant would not be sitting with the jurors. 29 u/werewolf013 8d ago In what court are the jurors and defendant not in the same room? 4 u/RebekkaKat1990 8d ago Same room, sure, but usually on opposite ends of the room, roughly. 35 u/TotallyNotShinobi 8d ago more beans, then 17 u/RebekkaKat1990 8d ago Gotta chug some milk too, get those lactose farts in there 1 u/Zealousideal_Care807 7d ago Thats assuming OP is lactose intolerant 2 u/the1stmeddlingmage 8d ago Nowhere near “opposite ends of the room”. Especially in small town courtrooms with much more limited space which are far more common than the big spacious televised courtrooms. Source: been a juror before.
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This makes no sense, the defendant would not be sitting with the jurors.
29 u/werewolf013 8d ago In what court are the jurors and defendant not in the same room? 4 u/RebekkaKat1990 8d ago Same room, sure, but usually on opposite ends of the room, roughly. 35 u/TotallyNotShinobi 8d ago more beans, then 17 u/RebekkaKat1990 8d ago Gotta chug some milk too, get those lactose farts in there 1 u/Zealousideal_Care807 7d ago Thats assuming OP is lactose intolerant 2 u/the1stmeddlingmage 8d ago Nowhere near “opposite ends of the room”. Especially in small town courtrooms with much more limited space which are far more common than the big spacious televised courtrooms. Source: been a juror before.
In what court are the jurors and defendant not in the same room?
4 u/RebekkaKat1990 8d ago Same room, sure, but usually on opposite ends of the room, roughly. 35 u/TotallyNotShinobi 8d ago more beans, then 17 u/RebekkaKat1990 8d ago Gotta chug some milk too, get those lactose farts in there 1 u/Zealousideal_Care807 7d ago Thats assuming OP is lactose intolerant 2 u/the1stmeddlingmage 8d ago Nowhere near “opposite ends of the room”. Especially in small town courtrooms with much more limited space which are far more common than the big spacious televised courtrooms. Source: been a juror before.
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Same room, sure, but usually on opposite ends of the room, roughly.
35 u/TotallyNotShinobi 8d ago more beans, then 17 u/RebekkaKat1990 8d ago Gotta chug some milk too, get those lactose farts in there 1 u/Zealousideal_Care807 7d ago Thats assuming OP is lactose intolerant 2 u/the1stmeddlingmage 8d ago Nowhere near “opposite ends of the room”. Especially in small town courtrooms with much more limited space which are far more common than the big spacious televised courtrooms. Source: been a juror before.
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more beans, then
17 u/RebekkaKat1990 8d ago Gotta chug some milk too, get those lactose farts in there 1 u/Zealousideal_Care807 7d ago Thats assuming OP is lactose intolerant
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Gotta chug some milk too, get those lactose farts in there
1 u/Zealousideal_Care807 7d ago Thats assuming OP is lactose intolerant
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Thats assuming OP is lactose intolerant
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Nowhere near “opposite ends of the room”. Especially in small town courtrooms with much more limited space which are far more common than the big spacious televised courtrooms. Source: been a juror before.
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u/werewolf013 9d ago
Well I'd sentence you to the gas chamber for the murders, but it appears juror number 8 already did that.