r/hacking 10d ago

Meme It's not what you think

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1.0k Upvotes

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u/notouchinggg 10d ago

there’s a reason everyone calls it pen testing…

because pen15

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u/North-Creative 10d ago

Ok, I'm doing pen23. Good luck though!

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u/Salt-Classroom-9453 9d ago

"Benzema 15" ahh moment

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u/c5e3 9d ago

yeah. and if they are still confused i tell them i test pens for penspinning. this and the truth confuse them at the same level, but i don't have to explain anything further

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u/SecuredStealth 10d ago

Just say you work in cybersecurity

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u/Mattef 10d ago

Or hacker. Everyone understands that.

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u/SecuredStealth 9d ago

Hacker sounds too cliché'd for me... and gives a lot of "hackerman" vibes... sounds cool if you're a teenager...

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Yeah told that's some granny asked me where my baton was lol

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u/FillAny3101 9d ago

Didn't work for me, apparently hackers get a lot of ladies

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u/WarrioR_0001 10d ago

That's why I say pentesting

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u/EaterOfCrab 10d ago

You're calling testing pens a career?

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u/ShaGZ81 10d ago

It seems to be working out well for Bonnie Blue.

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u/WarrioR_0001 10d ago

probably, im aiming for red teaming in general but pen testing is my fav

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u/Green_Reference9139 10d ago edited 10d ago

Then your friend passes you a bowl of hot sauce and asks you to demonstrate.

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u/DingleDangleTangle 10d ago

I just tell people I work in cybersecurity. If it’s someone who works in cyber I’ll tell them I work on a red team because they get that.

It feels really cringe to tell an average person I’m a hacker or whatever. The job isn’t near as interesting as most people think anyways.

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u/Exekie 8d ago

Lmao I’ll show my friends “hacking” (my ctf writeups) and they’ll look so disappointed as it’s not as flashy or anything as they imagined 🤣

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u/reboot_500 9d ago

My grandma looked me straight in the face and said: "why are you going to make porn. You always wanted to do something with computers"

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u/Harsh793XD 6d ago

Damn, she knows what porn is?

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u/reboot_500 6d ago

My grandma had my mother when she was 14 and my mom had me when she was 18. I think that's why she know what porn is

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u/Harsh793XD 6d ago

Oh... Must've been tough for them at that age.

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u/Extension-Complex519 10d ago

Why are yu G**

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u/MrKomiya 9d ago

Backend testers have entered the chat

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u/RandomOnlinePerson99 9d ago

Either way you get paid for fucking others.

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u/Plastic_Weather7484 10d ago

Are you the penetrator or the penetratee?

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u/noobtastic31373 9d ago

Depends how i feel at the moment.

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u/No-Carpenter-9184 9d ago

‘I was thinking about getting into penetration testing’

‘Yeah right.. I didn’t know you were good with computers’

‘I’m not…😈’

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u/Machine-Everlasting 10d ago

You only have to worry when you tell them that, and one of them says, “I volunteer!”

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u/ElectrMC networking 9d ago

I walks up to my friends “I wants to be penetration tester” I says. I then receive 4738 connective back shots

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u/zzztoken 10d ago

Don’t worry I spent years not knowing how saying this probably came off so who knows what certain people think of me 😂

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u/MrSquakie 9d ago

My official job title is security consultant, but we do pen testing. Youll see that across the industry. Its easier to say at a bar and not get side eyed lol

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u/antek_g_animations 9d ago
  • I am a pentester
  • so you test pens? Like BIC and shit?

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u/FutureComplaint 10d ago

Oh, so it is exactly what I feared it was…

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u/meth_rock 10d ago

Yaaaa 💪💪💪 Matter of pride 😤

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u/Intelligent_Cat_1109 10d ago

Hahaha me too 🥹

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u/tapmylap 10d ago

wait what

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u/ROOTED_SHADOW 9d ago

Any one can help me in learning penetration testing ?

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u/un_mec_fou 9d ago

YouTube

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u/ElectrMC networking 9d ago

🫵🧪

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u/VirisOS 8d ago

Reddit moment meme template

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u/BALLSTORM 7d ago

Pen testing is sort of the most fun.

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u/Stryk88 6d ago

In today's episode of Broken Back Mountain, grammar matters.

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u/Noobe_e 4d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Depressed-Gamer-69 2d ago

Hey there sorry to distrub you but by any chance would be interested in hacking a game for monetary benefits that we could discuss once you Analyse the complexity of it's code but in a nut shell the game is made in unity uses l2cpp backend and is hosted on steam and has server side authentication but no particular anti cheats so there's the possibility of dlls and network spoofing so it's plausible I feel , feel free to revert back to me if you are interested and even if you aren't and I hope you have a great day

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u/Pretend_One593 1d ago

I have literally said in whole class when my cybersecurity expert was asking what are the types of testing can ppl do 😭😭😭 whole azzz class was laughig 😂

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u/un_mec_fou 1d ago

In my Spanish class, I had to give a presentation about the job I want to do. I said "penetration tester". Then the teacher asked me to translate it into Spanish. I used ChatGPT, but when I presented it again, she was shocked and I have no idea what I actually said.