r/heep • u/PoppaDaClutch • 4d ago

Edgy stickers I’d love to see the owner. SFLA

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u/mynamesstillnotjason 4d ago

Goatee, generic US flag hat from Buc-ee’s, cargo shorts, tshirt featuring some “patriot” slogan or a silhouette of an assault rifle, wrap around sunglasses, and probably a crappy cross tattoo on his calf.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Don’t forget the infamous and ironic (probably American flag colored) Punisher skull somewhere…

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u/ceotown 4d ago

And a cup of black rifle coffee

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u/Previous_Rip1942 4d ago

And believes with his entire being that he is unique and cool.

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u/PoppaDaClutch 4d ago

I thought it was a female bc it says BOOTY BOUNCER lol

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u/Ok_Conversation_4130 4d ago

Found the owner.

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u/Left_Estimate7679 4d ago

Not the infamous booty bouncer 💀🙏

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Lmao nice overinflated, cupped as fuck bald ass tires… things never saw rocks or dirt in their lives 🤦🏻‍♂️

The self painted color matched stock parts are the icing on the cake 🤣

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u/JSTootell 4d ago

Look how nice those sidewalls are! 

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u/Saddam_4rm_Marbaqi 2d ago

Or a tire rotation for that matter either.

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u/Previous_Rip1942 4d ago

“But did you die?”

Wow, so original!

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u/icybowler3442 4d ago

Wtf does that even mean? Sounds like something a total asshole would say right after he nearly killed someone.

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u/Enough-Plate5981 4d ago

I used to have a friend like that! 😂

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u/ssxhoell1 4d ago

I'm wondering the same thing. Just sounds stupid as fuck and I've never heard it before, not sure if it's a reference to something or a genuine question but why would it be a sticker on this guys automobile?

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u/livejamie 4d ago

Seems like it's a "Jeep Thing" https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/iih6nt/but_did_you_die/g36yq5d/

It's also a quote from The Hangover, but that seems separate.

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u/MechanicStriking4666 4d ago

The people who did in fact die can’t answer that question.

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u/Previous_Rip1942 4d ago

Exactly. It ignores the most important people.

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u/Princess_Slagathor 4d ago

No, you just end up like that one "jeep girl" who rolled hers and lost an arm because it was hanging out the window. Then a couple years later did the same thing while riding shotgun and lost the other one. She's not dead, but she's got no fuckin arms now.

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u/Previous_Rip1942 4d ago

Holy shit. Doesn’t matter if she learned her lesson or not - she got no more arms.

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u/Main_Enthusiasm4796 4d ago

“But Did you die?” Doing what? Driving to the bank and grocery store

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u/loquedijoella 4d ago

I hope the tires on their Harley are in better shape than these things

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u/Independent-Bid6568 4d ago

Part of meal team 6 who washed out of boot camp but still calls themselves a Veteran . 350 pounds bald and super hero tattoo upper arm and barbed wire on the massively bloated calf

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u/Low-Perspective-4665 4d ago

Including the semi-bald tires, there’s a lot to unpack with that vehicle.

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife 4d ago

I'd love to know what happened to Booty Bouncer 1.0.

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u/Hillbeast 4d ago

Apparently didn’t die according to the window sticker.

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u/C_Lo_87 4d ago

Dat tred doh.....AAAHAHAHAHA

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u/CheesE4Every1 4d ago

I saw this guy last weekend in TN.

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u/Substantial-Run3367 4d ago

Look at those racing slicks... That's going to get it done in the mud.

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank 4d ago

That's going to get it done git 'er done in the mud.

FTFY

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u/Enough-Plate5981 4d ago

So much money spent on unnecessary stick one’s, bolt on’s and rattle can green paint they can’t afford what really counts…, Tires!

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u/Capital_Loss_4972 4d ago

Bet he does a whole lotta rock crawling down there in Florida. Oh no wait. His tires are bald as shit from pavement.

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u/Taken_Abroad_Book 3d ago

Look how the tyres have worn with all the pavement driving.

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u/Inevitable_Rabbit_67 3d ago

Florida, the State with no mountains

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u/West_Process8473 3d ago

Virgin boy