r/heep • u/jh-mims • 2d ago

Theme heep Squatted jeeps

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u/Shot-Recording813 2d ago

This is why we can’t have nice things.

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u/BoardButcherer 2d ago

Nah.

Squatters belong in jeeps. Same IQ range as the grumper grill modders, weekend preppers and duck hoarders.

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u/lyingdogfacepony66 2d ago

Dumbest thing ever?

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u/FuryGalaxy_Dad 2d ago

It was dumb enough on trucks and it's even dumber on Jeeps.

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u/screenmasher 2d ago

They look like female dogs peeing. That's why they're bitch trucks

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u/icybowler3442 2d ago

We shouldn’t need to insult women or dogs to call out the malignorant fuckbags who would drive these.

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 2d ago

so they can’t see where tf they’re going. neat.

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u/LeroyyyJenkinnnss 2d ago

I saw a squatted hummer EV yesterday. Considering the price of those ugly things I was surprised

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u/JeepsNFans 2d ago

This is Jeep abuse.

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u/Emergency-Prompt- 2d ago

Why tho? There are much better bases for that.

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u/nonvisiblepantalones 2d ago

This is what i see when i look at those squatted heeps.

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u/3amGreenCoffee 2d ago

I see this.

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u/Swamplust 2d ago

Good for getting stuff out of the back. Just open the tailgate and let it slide right out onto the ground.

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u/3amGreenCoffee 2d ago

It makes the squatting dog guys really mad if you pretend that their rear springs have failed and refuse to believe they did it on purpose.

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u/mister_monque 2d ago

my back hurts just looking at those tires... the lack of springs doesn't help anything.

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u/PoppaDaClutch 2d ago

Ling ling id pretty funny

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u/denverdutchman 2d ago

No doubt one of the easiest vehicles to mod like this, mechanically. Still entirely misses the point of having a jeep, and just doesn't look right.

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u/3amGreenCoffee 2d ago

They think the point of having a Jeep is the "Jeep lifestyle."

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u/Din_Plug 2d ago

And the open top. You can't forget the open top!

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u/3amGreenCoffee 2d ago

Of course! You need the open top for parades.

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u/Din_Plug 2d ago

You sure can transport a lot of twinks in a jeep.

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u/SmoothCriminal0678 2d ago

I swear if I ever see a squatted TJ I'm swerving at it and running it off the road 💥

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u/fortinwithwill 2d ago

Yeah that TJ deserves better.

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u/Rocket-Glide 2d ago

Yeah, because 🤷

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u/Zealousideal_Hold519 2d ago

So sad #3 didn’t deserve that

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u/biggranny000 2d ago

Well until they run over pedestrians or regular cars because they can't see in front of them.

I can't imagine looking at the sky is safe.

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u/akcutter 2d ago

Why is there so little tire.

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u/Unable-Cellist-4277 2d ago

Why is the American south like this?

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u/cyclorphan 2d ago

Most of us are not, and I say that as a Carolinian. Ashamed this stupidity was attributed to us

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u/RoscoeCTurner 2d ago

Inner city kids sure have a different idea what a Jeep is for. Not a spec of dirt on any of them.

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u/jh-mims 2d ago

Fair enough but 90% of all jeeps in us don’t ever have a speck of dirt on them…pavement princesses are normalized but yes, the over size and wide wheels confirm it

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u/TomaatoOrTomahto 1d ago

Pic 3 says it all.

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u/Ok_Bad2322 1d ago

I'd like to see where I'm going. Thank you very much...

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u/timetravellerEKS 1d ago

How to make a car with shitty visibility even shittier

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u/NOLACenturion 1d ago

It’s amazing how much money people are willing to spend on a perfectly good jeep to turn into a clown car.

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u/Slight_Ad_1474 1d ago

oversized GMT900 stocks without hubcaps on a squatted jeep.

what has this world come to