r/heep 3d ago

Excessive lightbars Oh my

I really hope he has enough lights for the common chicago trails

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u/rtacx 3d ago

Are those a bunch of stacked ducks I’m seeing?

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u/No-Sundae8014 3d ago

I just noticed 2 more ducks impaled by two antennas on the hood

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u/rtacx 3d ago

I saw them after your first comment, it only gets worse the more you look at it

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u/No-Sundae8014 3d ago

Someone really did that and said "I want the public to witness this"

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u/Saddam_4rm_Marbaqi 3d ago

What the helly. 🦆

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u/Joe_Huser 2d ago

Proper Duck Stowage. TJ's don't get ducked.

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u/No-Sundae8014 3d ago

Unfortunately yes

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u/NOVAHunds 3d ago

I'm convinced this is mental illness.

I bet this is the same person that still calls a modified civic "rice"

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u/Grizzly779 3d ago

Whats with the speared / impaled / duck-ka-bobs?

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u/No-Sundae8014 3d ago

Maybe it's actually supposed to scare the other ducks away?

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u/Affectionate-Kick542 3d ago

Imagine this thing at 3am tailgating you with all of those lights on, definitely peak heeper creeper activities.

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u/No-Sundae8014 3d ago

I feel like this is the type of person to just leave them on

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u/Bonejack84 3d ago

There is a lot going on here.

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u/No-Sundae8014 3d ago

The more you zoom in the more frightened I get

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u/nahanserbnaes 3d ago

Id have to flash my bright at that guy if he was coming towards me on a sunny day with all that... chrome 🤮

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u/MrJeepinJohnson 2d ago

3 bumper lights is like three tits, you always think more is better till you see it🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Empty-Selection1791 2d ago

You know what they say, Lightbars before lockers!

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u/TomaatoOrTomahto 3d ago

I would super glue a big fat dildo to the hood of this pile.

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u/petitepedestrian 3d ago

So many fucking lights.

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife 2d ago

It just gets worse the farther you zoom out.

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u/TurkMcGuirk 2d ago

Christ I hate the ducks.

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u/DanGame427 1d ago

Bro the ducks are killing me