Sorry for the delay, folks! Had a rough day yesterday.
A suggestion to keep these threads fresh and not full of the same recycled jokes is to roast strictly on events/stories from June 14th, 2023 (the day after the end of the 2023 Finals, the last time we did this) to today.
Be creative.
Things you should try to avoid (unless genuinely creative) include but are not limited to:
San Jose choking
Vancouver rioting
Vegas being historic/using LTIR
Sabres' playoff drought
Minnesota being Wild-ly average
Calgary being eternally mid
Nashville raising a banner for everything
Marchand being a rat
Leafs in the first round
Utah soaker/Mormon jokes
In general, any other overplayed memes
Roast Schedule:
Florida Panthers – Boom, roasted.
Edmonton Oilers – Boom, roasted.
Dallas Stars – Boom, roasted.
Carolina Hurricanes – Boom, roasted.
Winnipeg Jets – Boom, roasted.
Washington Capitals – Boom, roasted.
Vegas Golden Knights – Boom, roasted.
Toronto Maple Leafs – Boom, roasted.
Los Angeles Kings – Boom, roasted.
Tampa Bay Lightning – Boom, roasted.
Colorado Avalanche – Boom, roasted.
Ottawa Senators – Boom, roasted.
Minnesota Wild – Boom, roasted.
St. Louis Blues – Boom, roasted.
New Jersey Devils – Boom, roasted.
Montreal Canadiens – Boom, roasted.
Calgary Flames – 8/23
Vancouver Canucks – 8/24
Columbus Blue Jackets – 8/25
Detroit Red Wings – 8/26
New York Rangers – 8/27
Pittsburgh Penguins – 8/28
Anaheim Ducks – 8/29
Buffalo Sabres – 8/30
Seattle Kraken – 8/31
Boston Bruins – 9/1
Philadelphia Flyers – 9/2
Nashville Predators – 9/4
Utah Mammoth – 9/4
Chicago Blackhawks – 9/5
San Jose Sharks – 9/6
New York Islanders – 9/7
Have at it!