Dirk Strider’s showers

[u/Weary-Breakfast-9478]

why was he in there so long anyway??? what was he doing in there???

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[u/OpenTechie]

Switching focus fully to his dream self while his waking self is in a sound dampening environment.

[u/Weary-Breakfast-9478 → u/OpenTechie]

well, that’s a very serious answer

[u/OpenTechie → u/Weary-Breakfast-9478]

If you wanted a joke about Jack of Diamonds for Jack King around, I can't help you there

[u/terrarialord201]

Going beast mode I'm afraid

[u/LOTRfreak101]

Can't a man get his ablutions on in peace?

[u/LOTRfreak101 → u/[deleted]]

OP is giving Dirk crap for taking really long showers. Ablutions is a terms for washing oneself (that I'm fairly certain is used within the comic). I'm just asking why dirk can't take his showers however he wants

[u/MericanMeal → u/LOTRfreak101]

It's the troll term and even what the Condese changed the name of showering to when she forced humanity to become more like trolls

[u/passion_killer → u/[deleted]]

It's a quote. Read the comic jfc

[u/Historical_Falcon962 → u/passion_killer]

Goddamn so I can’t even speak anymore without dislike I apologize for asking

[u/Historical_Falcon962 → u/Historical_Falcon962]

I forgot that whole thing with dirk, I am sorry

[u/Mateololero]

he's lived alone his whole life, he watches anime, he was 13, i believe the answer is obviously dissociating

[u/MericanMeal → u/Mateololero]

*16

[u/BlueShaleQuartz → u/MericanMeal]

*15

[u/alteracio-n → u/Mateololero]

honestly the thing about living alone his whole life makes me think the answer is he just has no sense of hurrying up his activities

[u/Infinite-Radiance]

Who up Uniting they Synchronization

[u/EntropicEmbrace]

Gay boys like their shower time 

[u/8ThiefOfLight8]

He was awake on Derse, showers allowed him to focus his attention there.

[u/failmop]

with paradox space and sburb having so many viewports into houses, one might assess the shower to be the only truly private place

[u/Harseer]

crimes

[u/HopefulLightBringer]

In the shower, straight Ascending it, and by it haha… let’s juts say… My Echeladder

[u/Nice-Entertainer-922]

Singing a entire album worth of Eminem in the shower, i dunno.

[u/Spamton1997_pipis]

gooning

[u/emptyhomefullhouse]

gooning

[u/Hummus696]

Gooning

[u/clockworkCandle33]

Adderall, a glass of whiskey... and Diesel jeans

[u/sofia-miranda]

Repressing dysphoria even further and further away from anything like consciousness?

[u/MericanMeal]

Probably marveling over himself, fucking heart players