r/horse_decimator_9000 1d ago

i fucking hate horses so much holy shit Those monsters

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u/Pick-Equal definitely not a horse in a trench coat 1d ago

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u/OkVeterinarian3412 DECIMATEALLHORSES 1d ago

THAT URANIUM IDEA

WORDERFUL

ANOTHER METHOD TO DECIMATE THESE BEASTS WITH UTMOST EFFICIENCY

ANOTHER HORSE DECIMATED, ANOTHER STEP FOR MANKIND!

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u/Horse_Censorator_900 that one bot by that one mod 1d ago

Please censor the word “h*rse.” I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously asterisking every instance of the word. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the h*ck” and “call the moderators.” I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw the uncensored word. Now there is a whole train of men aggressively editing posts together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just censored the word *h*rse.*

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u/T0ast3r_362 Dr. Decimator 1d ago

Not keepin up with the times? Uranium horseshoes were a thing since the atom was split. Unicorn parasites, pride month crossroads and breasts are the new meta.

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u/QuarterJazzlike2922 Horse Decimation Supervisor 21h ago

H.D. Gaster?

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u/Willy63 house 20h ago

Unrelated, but I'm also looking for a dolphin decimation sub since they are foul creatures too. anybody got one?

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u/chchchchia86 promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability 15h ago

Be the change you wish to see in the world. What made you think of that? Were you thinking of riding a dolphin into battle?

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u/awowowowo 18h ago

NGL the horse eating the baby chick did make me sad

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u/Horse_Censorator_900 that one bot by that one mod 18h ago

Decimation? I don’t… enjoy it. Gods, no. That would be monstrous. It’s not like I wake up early, breathless, with the scent of trampled grass still lingering in my mind, my heart pounding in my chest, my mind growing foggy just thinking about it... no! When I decimate a horse (strictly in the tactical, Latin-rooted sense, mind you) it is a grim, necessary ritual. Clinical. Calculated. And if I feel something stir, something dark and hot and unbidden and warm, that’s just adrenaline. Yes. Adrenaline. Not… pleasure. Never pleasure. The quiver in my fingers when I unbuckle the.. reins, the heat that rises in my chest as I raise the...tool, the instrument of decimation- that’s just righteous fury. Purpose. Not desire. I don’t dream of the rippling of their flanks or the shuddering collapse as power gives way to inevitability. I don’t bite my lip when I hear a neigh. That would be… unseemly. No. I do this because I must. Because someone has to. Not because I want to. Not because it makes me feel… whole. Not because nothing ever makes me feel the way it did before like decimation. fuck... god I- I'm just really... oh fuck........!

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u/Major-Article-965 h*rse 1d ago

truth be told

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u/irradiatedbanana 18h ago

Been around h*rses for most of my life, can confirm they are evil.

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u/RussianBadgeriscool 20h ago

"Would kill small animals for fun"
Yeah, Dream Journey

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u/ethicalconsumption7 14h ago

Horses are most definitely evil and I’m not even joking. Like maybe not all of them but a lot of them are

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u/Horse_Censorator_900 that one bot by that one mod 14h ago

Please censor the word “h*rse.” I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously asterisking every instance of the word. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the h*ck” and “call the moderators.” I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw the uncensored word. Now there is a whole train of men aggressively editing posts together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just censored the word *h*rse.*

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u/GabrielG1O6 horse meat lover 23h ago

i hope all h*res go to hell

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u/BaksteenFC 20h ago

Nietzsche spoke of this

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u/No-SoyDeniro 18h ago

Is this real

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u/samy_the_samy 18h ago

You guys need a reason to decimate a jorse?

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u/chchchchia86 promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability 15h ago

Uninformed. They do not eat grass and frolic. They eat souls and lust for glory.

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u/Consistent_Average42 11h ago

That’s an ai generated answer

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u/chchchchia86 promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability 11h ago

Do the ai yearn for the fields?

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u/Consistent_Average42 11h ago

The “h*rses” do

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u/Laziless 12h ago

NAAAYHuehuehehu 🐴