r/horse_decimator_9000 • u/Consistent_Average42 • 1d ago
i fucking hate horses so much holy shit Those monsters
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u/OkVeterinarian3412 DECIMATEALLHORSES 1d ago
THAT URANIUM IDEA
WORDERFUL
ANOTHER METHOD TO DECIMATE THESE BEASTS WITH UTMOST EFFICIENCY
ANOTHER HORSE DECIMATED, ANOTHER STEP FOR MANKIND!
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u/Horse_Censorator_900 that one bot by that one mod 1d ago
Please censor the word “h*rse.” I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously asterisking every instance of the word. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the h*ck” and “call the moderators.” I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw the uncensored word. Now there is a whole train of men aggressively editing posts together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just censored the word *h*rse.*
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u/T0ast3r_362 Dr. Decimator 1d ago
Not keepin up with the times? Uranium horseshoes were a thing since the atom was split. Unicorn parasites, pride month crossroads and breasts are the new meta.
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u/Willy63 house 20h ago
Unrelated, but I'm also looking for a dolphin decimation sub since they are foul creatures too. anybody got one?
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u/chchchchia86 promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability 15h ago
Be the change you wish to see in the world. What made you think of that? Were you thinking of riding a dolphin into battle?
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u/awowowowo 18h ago
NGL the horse eating the baby chick did make me sad
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u/Horse_Censorator_900 that one bot by that one mod 18h ago
Decimation? I don’t… enjoy it. Gods, no. That would be monstrous. It’s not like I wake up early, breathless, with the scent of trampled grass still lingering in my mind, my heart pounding in my chest, my mind growing foggy just thinking about it... no! When I decimate a horse (strictly in the tactical, Latin-rooted sense, mind you) it is a grim, necessary ritual. Clinical. Calculated. And if I feel something stir, something dark and hot and unbidden and warm, that’s just adrenaline. Yes. Adrenaline. Not… pleasure. Never pleasure. The quiver in my fingers when I unbuckle the.. reins, the heat that rises in my chest as I raise the...tool, the instrument of decimation- that’s just righteous fury. Purpose. Not desire. I don’t dream of the rippling of their flanks or the shuddering collapse as power gives way to inevitability. I don’t bite my lip when I hear a neigh. That would be… unseemly. No. I do this because I must. Because someone has to. Not because I want to. Not because it makes me feel… whole. Not because nothing ever makes me feel the way it did before like decimation. fuck... god I- I'm just really... oh fuck........!
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u/ethicalconsumption7 14h ago
Horses are most definitely evil and I’m not even joking. Like maybe not all of them but a lot of them are
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u/Horse_Censorator_900 that one bot by that one mod 14h ago
Please censor the word “h*rse.” I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously asterisking every instance of the word. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the h*ck” and “call the moderators.” I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw the uncensored word. Now there is a whole train of men aggressively editing posts together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just censored the word *h*rse.*
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u/Infamous_Regret7318 1d ago
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u/Consistent_Average42 1d ago
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOa218jDqBK/?igsh=MWdzc2xpajhpY3ltaQ== this is reposter i got it from
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u/chchchchia86 promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability 15h ago
Uninformed. They do not eat grass and frolic. They eat souls and lust for glory.
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u/Consistent_Average42 11h ago
That’s an ai generated answer
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u/chchchchia86 promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability 11h ago
Do the ai yearn for the fields?
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u/Pick-Equal definitely not a horse in a trench coat 1d ago