r/hypotheticalsituation • u/naruto7bond • 5h ago
You received job offer from a serial-killer
You have been contacted by a serial killer for a job offer. This particular serial-killer is a multi millionaire and he can set you up for the life.
Your job is to decide the target for your new Boss. That's it.
Boss likes the challenge. Tougher the task, more he enjoys it. More powerful the target more he will like it. He does not much care about the right and wrong but is smart enough to know that he can't just kill anyone at anytime. He is not trigger happy or loose canon. Act of killing is not important to him. It is managing to do it against all the odds.
You realize that your Boss is hyper competent. He has not failed any his kill yet. He is methodical about it and often makes his kills look like accidents.
So will you take this job?
Will you be able to make the nerve to decide the target knowing that you will be sending someone to early grave?
Conditions :
- Your Boss won't ever kill you so you don't have to live in fear of that (unless of course you decided to turn him to police). You will infact become BFFs after 10 successful hits.
- He will not kill anyone unless you decide for him.
- He requires at least one target in every 6 month from you.
- You must give him targets that are infact doable. It is expected that you do some initial research on the target before giving to Boss. It is not just about giving a name.
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u/OtisDriftwood1978 4h ago
I’d give him the name of different drug lords, crime bosses, dictators, etc.
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u/Bradadonasaurus 3h ago
Time to look up that online database of convicted pedophiles.
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u/bogeypro 1h ago
No, pedophiles that used big money lawyers to get off on a technicality, should be number one.
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u/Master_Matoya 2h ago
This, + the occasional Highschool hit list.
Edit: To Clarify, I mean a list of people from Highschool I knew and still hold grudges against due to how they were treating either me or people I knew, or they owed me like 5 bucks and never paid it back. Wholesale Dwarven Book of Grudges shit.
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u/Kestrel_VI 1h ago
I guess the interesting part would be balancing finding a target that’s hard to get to, but not too high profile and protected.
You’ll want to keep your job after all, it’s no good if he gets killed or captured.
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u/OtisDriftwood1978 1h ago
I’m fine if he gets caught as long as I made a substantial amount of money beforehand.
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u/Ghaticus 4h ago
Hmmm...
Challenge accepted.
As you are now the targeting officer (for want of a better term) you have an insane level of responsibility.
For example:
If it needs to be a challenge then Fred Bloggs who cut you off in traffic is not suitable.
You need to consider the aftermath of selecting, let's say, a political figure or a CEO etc.
Martyrdom is not necessarily a good thing to do to someone. Does the company collapse putting thousands out of work?
Shit can cascade real quick.
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u/BumblebeeBorn 2h ago
Companies don't collapse when the CEO goes. They collapse if the product is no longer viable.
Now, consider the case of Luigi Mancione. Insurance companies might be at risk of lower profits but nobody's closing hospitals. Honestly, I would expect everyone to still have a job if the US nationalised its healthcare, though a few of those jobs would change.
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u/mandichi 2h ago
As you do research for the bigger more political and economic names you can do some far cry level clean up. Leaders of notorious gangs, for example. It would be a fun challenge I think. Definitely worth the twice a year minimum.
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u/Noe_b0dy 3h ago
You must give him targets that are infact doable.
So like heads of state yeah or neigh?
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u/SergDerpz 3h ago
One target in every 6 months? He's that good that no kill will take him less than 6 months?
Damn.
What is considered doable?
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u/Limitedtugboat 2h ago
Hes a serial killer not a lunatic. He probably needs some downtime between them. And depending on how important the person is it might take some recon work and casing the target
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u/Admast79 4h ago
Hmm.
What if we won't be able to complete the task? Or be caught/ killed?
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u/naruto7bond 4h ago
If you failed then you try again.
If you are killed well then not much can be done.
As mentioned you are to do initial research on the target. Which means scoping out where target lives, his basic routine, possible security etc.
Boss will do his own research later on so it is fine if yours is only basic research.
But yeah you have tied your fate with Boss's fate. So you have to think about that before deciding the target.
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u/Admast79 34m ago
Oh well, I think I would have a few names of people that should be 6 feet under long time ago...
And these are not a good people.
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u/Serene_Druchii 3h ago
Absolutely yes. If he's a serial killer, he's going to kill people anyway. I can at least do some good by channeling his murderous tendencies toward truly awful people. 6 months is plenty of time to do some thorough research and find someone who needs killing.
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u/mandichi 2h ago
More CEOs are about to live in fear muahahaha
Na but seriously, this is like having a hitman on retainer. And he pays me instead of the other way around? Never thought I'd be into trophy hunting, looks like I just needed the right motivation.
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Copy of the original post in case of edits: You have been contacted by a serial killer for a job offer. This particular serial-killer is a multi millionaire and he can set you up for the life.
Your job is to decide the target for your new Boss. That's it.
Boss likes the challenge. Tougher the task, more he enjoys it. More powerful the target more he will like it. He does not much care about the right and wrong but is smart enough to know that he can't just kill anyone at anytime. He is not trigger happy or loose canon. Act of killing is not important to him. It is managing to do it against all the odds.
You realize that your Boss is hyper competent. He has not failed any his kill yet. He is methodical about it and often makes his kills look like accidents.
So will you take this job?
Will you be able to make the nerve to decide the target knowing that you will be sending someone to early grave?
Conditions :
- Your Boss won't ever kill you so you don't have to live in fear of that (unless of course you decided to turn him to police). You will infact become BFFs after 10 successful hits.
- He will not kill anyone unless you decide for him.
- He requires at least one target in every 6 month from you.
- You must give him targets that are infact doable. It is expected that you do some initial research on the target before giving to Boss. It is not just about giving a name.
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u/Substantial-News-336 3h ago
So my jobs, is to make my boss work? Sign me the fuck up! Heck, you can even turn this into something good
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u/Sevennix 2h ago
Id find out the bags dealing fentanyl and heroin. Easy list. 10? Shit.. if that's makes us friends , then we're about to become soul mates
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u/BumblebeeBorn 2h ago
Oh goodness that's an easy pick.
Soon, some very, very rich but very awful people will finally learn either humility or fear.
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u/Nice-Original-4429 2h ago
Easy. Yeah that one asshole teacher that failed me in middle school lol. Jk kinda. But all pedos and drug lords your days are numbered
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u/Metalhead-Milhouse 4h ago
Where do I sign? The boss is about to get very busy!