r/hypotheticalsituation 7d ago

You received job offer from a serial-killer

You have been contacted by a serial killer for a job offer. This particular serial-killer is a multi millionaire and he can set you up for the life.

Your job is to decide the target for your new Boss. That's it.

Boss likes the challenge. Tougher the task, more he enjoys it. More powerful the target more he will like it. He does not much care about the right and wrong but is smart enough to know that he can't just kill anyone at anytime. He is not trigger happy or loose canon. Act of killing is not important to him. It is managing to do it against all the odds.

You realize that your Boss is hyper competent. He has not failed any his kill yet. He is methodical about it and often makes his kills look like accidents.

So will you take this job?
Will you be able to make the nerve to decide the target knowing that you will be sending someone to early grave?

Conditions :
- Your Boss won't ever kill you so you don't have to live in fear of that (unless of course you decided to turn him to police). You will infact become BFFs after 10 successful hits.
- He will not kill anyone unless you decide for him.
- He requires at least one target in every 6 month from you.
- You must give him targets that are infact doable. It is expected that you do some initial research on the target before giving to Boss. It is not just about giving a name.

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u/OtisDriftwood1978 7d ago

I’d give him the name of different drug lords, crime bosses, dictators, etc.

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u/Kestrel_VI 7d ago

I guess the interesting part would be balancing finding a target that’s hard to get to, but not too high profile and protected.

You’ll want to keep your job after all, it’s no good if he gets killed or captured.

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u/OtisDriftwood1978 7d ago

I’m fine if he gets caught as long as I made a substantial amount of money beforehand.