r/indiasocial 4d ago

Vent & Rant Accidentally hit on my boss on Hinge

I was frustrated with not getting matches on Hinge, so I started mindlessly liking profiles without paying much attention. I ended up sending a message before my brain even registered the name and photo—only to realize afterward that it was my boss, who’s 29. The message I had sent? “You look amazing in that dress, though I suspect it wasn’t made to stay on for long when you meet me.”

If you're hiring, please DM.

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u/donnagreylucy :adult: Adult 4d ago

Lmao this is the kind of thing that makes you want to quit, move cities, and change your name immediately.

(Update your linkedin before your hinge bio, lol)

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u/TargaryenfromAlabama 3d ago edited 3d ago

I don't think op would need to move cities for a karma farming chatgpt generated post

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u/stargazer_17 3d ago

The em dashes.

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u/No_Act_5928 3d ago

I genuinely hate the fact that I cannot use em dashes anymore because of the presumption that only AI-generated content has em dashes.

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u/Jobless_101 1d ago

Dude AI has to get its quirks from somewhere. People genuinely used to use em dashes fairly regularly. It’s not gonna work itself out of someone’s writing style just because AI also uses that convention fairly regularly

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u/Lameufdu31 2d ago

Mdr🤣😂

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u/Confused-eh Deadpool | Dead from inside 3d ago

Business Proposal

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u/PiccoloWonderful8190 3d ago

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u/throwawaybarbies1 1d ago

What were their names again?

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u/PiccoloWonderful8190 1d ago

Samantha and rachel

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u/That_Fig_Theorist 1d ago

Samantha and Rachel

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u/baboonicplague 3d ago

😂😂😂😂😭😭

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u/0R_C0 3d ago

Indecent proposal.

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u/cursed_devil Devil 2d ago

Dope!!!

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Difficult_Zebra3182 4d ago

😂😂. Promotion pakka he boss

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u/Trillionaire_life 3d ago

Sahi bola mitr

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u/Lightrk 3d ago

Sidha customer tk promotion milega

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u/TibialYeti 3d ago

Depends if OP is a boy or girl. If he's a boy, may lord save him.

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u/Jealous-Animator-615 3d ago

If not vertical, lateral fix ahe.

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u/Good-Excitement-5711 3d ago

Dont delete hinge. Just communicate with respect to her in hinge. Assure her it was by mistake. Will keep the conversation only in hinge. When you meet her in person act normally. Don't do anything wiered or over act. Be normal. If you gain her trust in that way, there are high chances that you ll date her after 2 weeks. ( Did it happen in real? Or Is this your wild dream or karma farm?)

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u/helping-alcocer 3d ago

Seems more of a karma farm

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u/TheGuardianInTheBall 3d ago

Honestly, that pick up line just screeeeeams "16 year old virgin".

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u/Levi_176 3d ago

Sounds like a fictional novel

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u/CodyBancs 3d ago

Karma farm

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u/Trillionaire_life 3d ago

She might actually get impressed by your confidence and straightforward no bs approach. This could be a turning point in your career where you look back and thank your D for making you send that like. If you play your cards right, you might grow closer to her and even accelerate your promotion. 🤞🏻🎉

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u/backtoreddityetagain 3d ago

average linkedin post

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u/R0_h1t 3d ago

I propositioned my boss. This is what it taught me about B2B sales

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u/backtoreddityetagain 3d ago

i propositioned my boss. here's what it taught me about mahila helpline :(

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u/freakedmind 3d ago

Saale tu wattpad pe romantic stories kam padha kar

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u/Ka-le-l Deadpool | Dead from inside 3d ago

Dude with top 5 learnings from this post came

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u/400poundblunt 3d ago

I can verify that , i matched on bumble with this girl , later she turned out be a daughter of one my cxo in my last company. Trust me bro , i can actually show you my increment letters , salary slips , bank statements and even pf portal to prove that i got 2 hikes in 2 years more than 60% . You just need to be a smooth operator 😉

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u/Trillionaire_life 3d ago

Bro living life on Nitro mode

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u/400poundblunt 3d ago

Started at 4lpa left the company after reaching 12lpa , also went through a bad breakup 🤣, now i am at 25 lpa in a different city that too in a better company and position fucking better chicks . You gotta think big bruhh

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u/Iponderer 6h ago

This person just watched 'Babygirl' and advising it for real life 😂

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u/10n3_w01f 3d ago

Ab HR ka mail aayega

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u/rona83 3d ago

Off topic. Why so sexual in the first message? Does it ever work on a girl?

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u/DevilsMicro 3d ago

Probably would only work if girl is there for hookups

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u/MrunalJ1999 3d ago

Cause karma farming ai generated ahh post...it is

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u/PentesterTechno 3d ago

Maybe yes, maybe no but I don't think people sign up on hinge for long term relationship/marriage.

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u/GothsArePeak 3d ago

Just delete your hinge account

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u/toge_0 3d ago

The question is... WHAT DID SHE REPLY!

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u/Fast_Foundation_664 Kaju Katli Gang 3d ago

Yeah we are together in this

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u/Green_Lord_447 3d ago

Man, I love reddit 😂😂😂

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u/its_just_mvp 3d ago

You probably never heard of karma farming😭

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u/Available_Froyo_9741 3d ago

Take a flight to a different country, delete all social media, start a new life

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u/Upbeat-Register9628 3d ago

Forget boss, has this statement ever worked? On any girl?

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u/slimau5 3d ago

I am a lawyer and I can help you change your name legally

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u/RealRoarMaster 3d ago

Please keep us updated, i am invested

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u/Thatthickgal 3d ago

Talk about team bonding(HR is going to have field day)

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u/AnxiousSaul 3d ago

! REMIND ME7 DAYS

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u/BarcelonaSid 3d ago

Do inform us if it works out for you mate.

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u/dwightsrus 3d ago

Or you may get a promotion if she accepts.

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u/praxjii 3d ago

WE NEED AN UPDATEEEE

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u/sillydeadsouls 3d ago

Hope he updates us on what happened after that

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u/Infinityandbeyond_7 3d ago

I am hiring, but I don’t think your boss will ever let you off your “notice” period.

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u/miss-mojojojo 3d ago

Cool story bro

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u/80085DD 3d ago

Imagine she really takes her dress off.

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u/rubikstone 3d ago

Speaking from experience, the success ratio is better when you use risqué lines.

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u/rubikstone 3d ago

It's a platform for validation, not something meaningful.

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u/Consistent-Cry-3162 3d ago

Sorry couldn't reply to the comments

She was 'active' at the moment. Deleting Hinge didnt cross my mind at the moment, but I don't think it would have helped. Also, I have a lot of matches there.

She did match with me (didn't reply) and I apologized on the app itself - again nothing extremely formal. No reply there again.

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u/Budget_Air_2561 3d ago

She did match!!!! Thats cwazieeeeee

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u/Rich-A-Hole 3d ago

Please keep updating. Really curious to know what happened after.

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u/fast00007 3d ago

You can just delete acc ?

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u/OptimistIndya 3d ago

Change your profile pic to some ai generated crap

For may be 10 days

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u/Appropriate-Bug-755 2d ago

Kr legi accept. You will be her bitch

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u/empatheticsocialist1 1d ago

LinkedIn ahh post

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u/EagerIntern69 3d ago

She's gonna cook yo ass now. Better to delete Hinge account before it's too late

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u/_thakur_10 Deadpool | Dead from inside 3d ago

Keep us posted on the latest developments.

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u/Dependent-Access-796 3d ago

fielding set hai

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u/Warlock-616 3d ago

Looking forward to an update

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u/Ecstatic-Dealer8267 3d ago

Just tell her you have identical twin..

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u/offlinebutalpha 3d ago

Oh i luv it! 😂

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u/IloveLegs02 3d ago

damn bruh 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/grinlowr 3d ago

I'm invested in this story lmao

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u/SomeRandomguy_28 3d ago

I suspect Op maybe a clanker

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u/EndLegitimate4421 3d ago

Ur future in the company depends on your next words. Salutations, soldier

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u/rockstar_2k24 3d ago

If she's not yet seen the message, delete you hinge account ASAP and act like nothing happened in front of your boss at work.

Clock is ticking OP.

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u/Living-Nobody-2727 3d ago

I need an update on this. Pls tx

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u/Zealousideal_Check58 3d ago

Yeah things that never happened

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u/Unhappy_Bread_2836 3d ago

Top tier reddit post. 👏🏽

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u/nichie_nich Hai apna dil to awara 3d ago

Man, how can people write such lines for a match.

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u/Fantastic_Clock_5401 3d ago

In today's episode of things that never happened..

OP's prompt for generating this .. "create a 4 line reddit post about me accidentally swiping on my boss. Make it interesting"

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u/BetReception 3d ago

I need update what happens next.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

You should have added that very last line in the message to your boss. 😜😜

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u/ded-pool69 3d ago

How is this legit ? You can always unmatch her and the chat wound vanish

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u/Shoddy-Glass7757 3d ago

Now your promotion will be based on performance

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u/Tridisha_ 3d ago

Well, that's one way to get a performance review.

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u/New_Reaction3715 3d ago

This reminds me of a college friend. First day, second year, a friend hit on a gorgeous lady on campus. He literally tried some cheesy crappy lines. Two hours later guess who came in as our new prof? He bunked that class the entire year. Attendance was not much of an issue back then..

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u/SubstantialSun5303 3d ago

Ohh hell nawww, after this message bro needs to shift countries😂

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u/TheQueenofMoon 3d ago

Looks like perfect beginning to a romcom

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u/sshinn007 3d ago

What a way to start a conversation, no wonder you're dying single , cheap mf

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u/Beneficial-Bar-8209 3d ago

woahhh this is the kind of shii one comes to see on reddit lmao

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u/Aadi902 3d ago

Lamo 😂😂😂😂

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u/rowdy-buoy10 3d ago

me trying to find the OPs gender.....sees "getting no matches on hinge " 😔🥀 ahh maynnn

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u/Foreign-Ice2953 3d ago

Just delete hinge and it won't show your profile to her.

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u/Head_Office6132 3d ago

It's just an inchident on the dating app.😜

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u/FriedDeep9291 3d ago

Interesting that almost all “alleged” GPT generated karma farming posts never have a single OP reply in the comments 😅

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u/Area51Eskapee 3d ago

Ya toh win hai ya toh lun

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u/Adept_Personality471 3d ago

We’re going to stay tuned for updates

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u/Aggressive-Batemn412 3d ago

Yeah mate ur fked! Good luck getting good reference for ur future... Also update us on what was her reply!

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u/No_Context_9633 3d ago

Time to pack up and start a new life in some island town in Greece.

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u/NoTough9695 3d ago

CAPPPPPPPPP

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u/Ok-Race287 3d ago

Update me, if its not another fake post

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u/edionobro 3d ago

Want some contryies name with easy visa and passport

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u/Mysterious_Coco0804 3d ago

This is going to become news

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u/JemishMoradiya 3d ago

May be Your Ex has created your dummy profile 😜

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u/Smart-Locksmith-3718 3d ago

we are supposed to believe this happened?

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u/anal_tongue_puncher 3d ago

Nice AI slop

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u/Budget_Air_2561 3d ago

OP let us know what happens!

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u/yash2651995 3d ago

thats why you dont act on your tharak. specially when someone can see you. even virtually

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u/Honest_Injury9874 3d ago

Imagine casually liking profiles, then realizing your risqué message went to your boss. That’s the kind of accidental chaos you’ll remember forever, with laughs and cringes.

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u/holaholahoe 3d ago

29 is not young ?

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u/Any_Flatworm4670 3d ago

I was doing internship and downloaded Tinder out of boredom. My first match was my 32yo boss LoL and he had set-up very meticulously put profile. The guy was in a relationship with boss-2, she was an intern pervious year in the company.

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u/--G0KU-- 3d ago

Wo hinge pe kya kr rhi thi. Backfire

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u/hoplydoply 3d ago

Slightly off topic but something related to a colleague happened with me on hinge as well. There's this one colleague (will call her X for better understanding) who I think I wouldn't mind hanging out with outside work if it comes to that . Another friend of mine in office told me X does have a bf because apparently she overheard her talking about it to someone. I'm in decent touch with X in the sense, that we talk and go well whenever we run into each other at work.

2 weeks in, I now have X's profile showing on the app and I just don't know what to do! A part of me tells me that a short, casual, not coming across desperate kind of a message will do nothing bad and may trigger a conversation ( like perhaps a "hey! Didn't expect to run into you here! How's it going?😊) types, whereas the other half of me is scared worrying about extreme negative consequences of her showing it to some random colleague and then being mocked/laughed at. I'm also internally aware she's outside my league and probably has 100 hotter dudes lurking in her profile so I technically, do not have a shot

Since I'm already friendly with her , I fear the latter happening has less chances but yeah, it's keeping me worried nevertheless. And maybe I'm over buying into it, I also do not want to let go of this one chance which maybe, just maybee give me a chance to see her outside of work. What dilemma. Rest assured, I know there are going to be people who say things like "don't hookup where you vlookup" but in all seriousness, I am not upto anything creepy, or anything that comes across as desperate. Sorry for the long post guys! Have a great day :)

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u/KaleidoscopeKind9640 3d ago

Goto office and say

bhaiyo aur bhenno mein Chali 😂

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u/Lynx-Calm 3d ago

Bro, no.

This is recoverable. Send a message of apology and regret explaining the situation. You'll be fine. We've all done dumb stuff

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u/Rishit1501 3d ago

We don't believe you. Send screenshot/s

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u/Cpt__MacTavish 3d ago

You'll either be promoted or fired...

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u/AddSomeChipotle 3d ago

Bro what if she hits back look at the bigger picture 😂

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u/Brain_Then 3d ago

Is op a guy or a gal this single handedly changes the whole scenario

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u/Rudios92 3d ago

Apologize if it was a misunderstanding. It may not be as bad as you think.

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u/inspired_nobita 3d ago

Every dating app works both ways mate!

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u/saurabhgsingh 3d ago

Write a medium blog saying , that you had created an AI bot to like people and send messages based on their profile picture on Hinge.

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u/duncun69 3d ago

So it seems now that you sexy panties will no longer be required on during office hours ...commando mode is on .

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u/Rehaan23 3d ago

Them long dashes making me sus

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u/lilnerl 3d ago

Question to commenters: Do you also send messages out with such bold intentions on the first message?

This just seems insanely forward to me.

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u/Realistic-Turnip-125 3d ago

Lololoo what happend next ? Did you see her in office ?

I am sure she must have not seen your text

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u/No_Assist_3627 3d ago

Ya to win hai ya lun hai

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u/DilliaurMein 3d ago

Bhagoooooo

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u/namkeen_chawal 3d ago

Op - "If you are hiring, please dm (wink wink)" /s

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u/Training-Way7062 3d ago

Lol! If thats really true and you are not looking for a job change! In case of confrontation, just go into denial mode! Just say its my snap but i didnt made the profile! Classic denial gives you the benefit of doubt!😃😃😃

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u/karanj97 3d ago

Damn that's crazy!!!

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u/iAMA_artist 3d ago

That's not the correct use of word - "Accidentally"

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u/YourAverageBrownDude Ye dukh kahe nahi khatam hota be 3d ago

Bol do this is not your profile, someone is catfishing as you

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u/Tejvir_agra 2d ago

🤣😂🤣😂, delete and create new profile

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u/cursed_devil Devil 2d ago

Yeah now keep crying consistently without any worries!!!

🤣🤣🤣

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u/paneer__tikka11 2d ago

If you were to use chatgpt, atleast have the courtesy of removing " from your ending word

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u/StrawHat-Luffy27 2d ago

You definitely didnt do it out of accident. Everyone remembers their boss's face. And sending such a big text without seeing the pics is equally ignorant.

And you can always just remove your pics from your profile, remove your bio and you can delete your account. So that the next person doesnt find out your identity. But looks like you want to have fun with it.

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u/Alternative_Try_2180 2d ago

Update buddyyyy asap

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u/Wise-Plantain-2959 2d ago

We need update !!

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u/Head_You_4628 2d ago

Looks like a plot of romcom

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u/toingg 2d ago

Everyone has a social life.

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u/Consistent-Cry-3162 1d ago

Update 2 - when I saw her at the ffice passing by, she just smirked at me. I was pretty calm afterwards. I met her and explained the situation. She said that's the most creative line she had received on Hinge. And so I took the chance and asked her "coffee this evening?" she agreed and the night ended with us making out.

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u/CommercialGuilty8232 1d ago

Double em means something

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u/sonsof_anarchy 1d ago

didn’t happen

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u/losty_aint_warm 1d ago

Any updates ?

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u/Express_Barnacle4367 1d ago

Damn that's cool! 😂But i don't think your boss would mind. Leave it be. Everyone likes compliments. If she brings it up only then apologise

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u/southsideblues 21h ago

Update time.

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u/rs_devworks 19h ago

Why I am not hitting someone,Having a bad experience I guess

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u/Absurdity_high 15h ago

I like this. Keep us updated. I will pray for you. But please keep us updated.

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u/sunshine_vsp 7h ago

Waiting for more updates!!

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u/ChocolateFit4339 7h ago

You could always delete your hinge