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u/Inquisitor_no_5 4d ago
How convenient that someone named Memphis, Tennessee that, so that Elvis could do the whole "teehee, I'm hiding in plain sight, they'll never realize the connection" thing that people who are part of ancient conspiracies apparently have some sort of compulsion to do.
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u/cobrakai15 4d ago
Have you not seen Bubba Ho-Tep, he fights a mummy after faking his death. That’s just one more clue dropped by the Gray Hat 1% who are neutral to open our eyes.
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u/Comfortable-Light233 3d ago
God, there’s a whole subset of mudflood/meltology people who think that Egypt is actually in America, and they point to Memphis and the Bass Pro pyramid as “proof”. I posted some a while back, but I post a lot.
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u/Inquisitor_no_5 3d ago edited 3d ago
I know that mudfloodians believe that a bunch of older buildings were actually discovered in situ, rather than built in modern times, but that building may well be younger than the people using it as "evidence."
I'm curious about how they explain all the historical personages found in the various forms of pharao-storage in Egypt, and how all artefacts having to do with Egypt are found in not-America, and why people have been calling Egypt "Egypt" for thousands of years.
Do they just believe that aliens grabbed everything from the Americas and plonked it down in the middle east for... reasons?
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u/Strange_Collection79 4d ago
You could tell people that paperclips were invented by the Illuminati to jam your frequencies and they'd believe it.
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u/LawPD 4d ago
Truly sad that we have to share the planet with people this stupid.
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u/Suspicious-Ad6635 4d ago
And, remember, they're allowed to vote, and their voice counts just as much as yours.
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u/Undead_archer 4d ago
So i tried to search "urushdaur" and all I found was conspiracy theories, creepy pastas and a novel, where did they took that name from? Those conspiracies normally takes those things from actual history and folklore
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u/Comfortable-Light233 3d ago
Try searching with a date range of like 1999-2005, and see if it was still a thing back then? Sometimes these conspiracy theories spiral from a single news story/thing that gets buried in the explosion of content
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u/Undead_archer 3d ago
Thanks, so here’s what I found with that method: Before the novel gets published (2009) there's only "dirty" posts (pages that dont contain mention of urushdaur but link to pages made later that do indeed mention it) I got basically 4 leads:
A malasian (?) tiktok that mentions the rothschild
A bodybuilding Facebook page in spanish that links to a video that as far as Ive seen its not conspiratorial but mentions urushdaur in the title probably as a method for the Physical change of the bodybuilder he talks about in the video.
A spanish written blog about misticism.
A wiki of metal bands (there's an Argentinian group under that name)
And post 2009, most misticism blogs that talk about it are in spanish, an considering the novel's author is from spain, I think that might be be our point 0
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u/Dandycorn 4d ago
Of course, it all makes sense now and must be 100% true. The statue looks just like him and there is absolutely no denying that the statue looks EXACTLY like a person nobody alive has ever seen before and is totally not up to artistic interpretation.
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u/KeterLordFR 3d ago
Obviously statues are as detailed as photographs, and were totally not embelished by the artists to please their clients! /s
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u/Semper_5olus 3d ago
This isn't even internally consistent.
If they've achieved immortality by switching bodies, why is it significant that Antiochus and Elvis Presley look alike? Wouldn't they, y'know, not?
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u/KeterLordFR 3d ago
You're using rational and critical thinking, and in the words of Black Panther (who probably really exists in the mind of these loonies), "we don't do that here".
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u/_Killj0y_ 4d ago
I just wish the Rothschild/Reptoid/Jewish/Nazi/Marxist/Globalist/MJ12/Bilderberg/Bohemian Grove Elites would cool their jets a smidge so I could afford a 2 bedroom house.
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u/dovlomir 2d ago
Would unironically watch the hell out of this if it were a fantasy show on HBO or something
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u/Skeeno-TV 4d ago
Im pretty sure this was the storyline of a StatWars book I've read in the past
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u/Undead_archer 4d ago
StatWars
Is that a typho? Or a parody of star wars where the force is an excel sheet?
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u/RepealMCAandDTA 4d ago
My knowledge is far from exhaustive, but the last Antiochus ruled in Syria, died in 64 BC, and was certainly never in a position to conquer any part of Egypt
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u/Manetoys83 4d ago
The stuff they come up with is better than what’s on TV sometimes