r/insanepeoplefacebook 4d ago

Totally sane and measured reply...

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u/naalbinding 4d ago

Matthew 18 verse 9

And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into the fire of hell.

Least quoted bible verse ever by creeps appealing to Christianity in order to control women rather than themselves

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u/Osric250 4d ago

No, you see that quote only applies to being gay! Why would it apply to the things I want to do. 

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u/Inquisitor_no_5 4d ago

No, no, no, don't you see, it's metaphorical and means [something about how this is actually women's fault.]

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u/Kikstartmyhart 4d ago

If people don’t want to see semi clothed, attractive people, they should probably give up social media.

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u/Munsbit 4d ago

This was the first thing I thought of when I read that comment in the post.

Guess you can tell I'm not a Christian because I know that this exists...

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u/Lovelyladykaty 4d ago

My comment would be like “I’m not reading that so congrats or sorry that happened to you.”

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u/Fywq 4d ago

Absolutely my response. Read the OP then the first paragraph then just swiped, increasingly horrified about the fact someone felt like this was a reasonable response, through the apparently neverending ramble.

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u/Infamous-Sky-1874 4d ago

That's a lot of words to say "Your Honor, if you saw how she was dressed, you'd understand why I couldn't control myself."

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u/truenorthrookie 4d ago

“Please understand the subtle point I am trying to make.”

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u/BoneHugsHominy 4d ago

He's as subtle as Fletcher Reede in an elevator.

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u/BrohanGutenburg 3d ago

"Welllll...that's because you have big jugs--I MEANNN..."

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u/Mad_Academic 4d ago

Welp that was utterly unhinged and someone needs to put this dude on a list. Jesus fucking christ I feel bad for any woman who meets him.

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u/call_me_jelli 4d ago

"It's a little flowery, but it's cute and fun, I don't see what—"

swipes

"Oh..."

continues swiping

"Oh no..."

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u/5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3 4d ago

Then, out of nowhere, “subtle”. This guy’s fucking mental.

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u/I-Am-Yew 4d ago

At first I thought it was an old woman writing this.

Slide 8 is where shit went completely off the damn rails.

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u/SteponkusCeponas 4d ago

The hallmark of crazies...shoving triple periods everywhere...because they think...their words are so profound...you need time to process them...

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u/Dr_Bukakke 4d ago

Honestly, I am not sure if they understand the comma exists, or maybe their comma button is broken and are resorting to ellipses? Either way, that reads to me like they're having a stroke, and by the content of their rantings, I'd gather it's not their first.

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u/LiliVonSchtupp 4d ago

Believe it or not, jail.

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u/helpmeimstuckinatree 4d ago

I... just... FUCK YOU, YOU INSANE, UNHINGED CUNT, WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR 'FEELINGS!'

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u/Bhelduz 4d ago

Tldr: It's the beer's fault that the alcoholic is drinking.

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u/SisterLostSoul 4d ago

Perfect summary. But I think it should be:

It's the ... beer's fault ... that the ... alcoholic is ... drinking.

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u/Dunge0nMast0r 4d ago

TLDR, leave the fucking fairy alone.

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u/getdemsnacks 4d ago

I made it to slide 4 before I scrolled ahead and saw there were 11 total. I got the gist, but 'aint nobody got time for that'

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u/steel-monkey 4d ago

That was a lot of words for them to simply say that they don’t think women should have rights.

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u/symedia 4d ago

Some people need to watch some slop or scroll some cat vids. Spending 1h for that ...

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u/tboskiq 4d ago

Pot of Greed!

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u/SisterLostSoul 4d ago

Definitely insane - for the ellipses alone.

I didn't get very far, but it sounds like this person is saying it's not a woman's fault if the way she dresses arouses other people. However, women should not dress in ways that cause that to happen. I guess it's a woman's responsibility to make sure her way of dressing doesn't get anyone excited.

BUT
"You could wear a clown suit" which might arouse another person, if that's their kink. This commenter has already established they think it's a woman's responsibility to avoid dressing in ways that might arouse someone. So it seems like, no matter what she wears, she will be at fault for not anticipating every single thing that might inflame someone else's passions.

And that's how we end up with women forced to wear burqas.

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u/killerofcheese 4d ago

but what if burqas get me going? what should women wear then?

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u/SisterLostSoul 4d ago

I guess women just need to stay behind closed doors & shuttered windows. Of course, there is always the chance that someone is imagining what is behind those doors & shutters and is getting turned on by that. So it seems women are screwed no matter what they do.

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u/Grim712 4d ago

Apparently the first part of the message didn't upload... *

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u/_Ultraranger_ 4d ago

"We lie

We cheat

We steal"

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u/Magnet_Carta 4d ago

Dont you dare drag the good name of Latino Heat into this!

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u/_Ultraranger_ 4d ago

😅 Yeah, I feel kinda bad now. Sorry, Eddie.

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u/subjekt_zer0 4d ago

Jesus fucking Christ. What a slog. I stopped at page three and it just kept going. It's yet another schizophrenic brain fart. Starting to think religiosity is a mental illness.

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u/KoopaKingdom 3d ago

you're stronger than I am, I only made it a couple paragraphs before I started skipping most pages.

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u/AndNowAStoryAboutMe 4d ago

The first post was spot on. This it just goes wackadoo.

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u/Xeno_Prime 4d ago

That man just wrote a whole thesis about why the Bible justifies his lack of self control.

Except for Matthew, which he evidently hasn't read.

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u/strawberryice789 4d ago

what a yap fest

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u/ZeroPt99 4d ago

I started reading this, but by the end of the 27th page I gave up. I no longer cared about this person‘s opinion, and I was bored.

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u/GarmaCyro 4d ago

Me. A 40+ year old male. Got that chunky belly. Also a nudist, and never personally understood why people fixate on seeing female skin. Men are apparently fine, as long as you don't see their "tempting" butt crack or dick. However women. Have mercy if you see skin.

Trust me. This world looks mental if you never learned that seeing skin is "shamefull", nor that people having sexual organs has to be both a traumatic shock and an automatic invite to sex every time you see it.
I live where that temptation doesn't exist for me, but I also have to accept that some people are just complete lunatics. Not to mention how weird some commercials look, when they more look like they are sellling photo models instead of products. Again as I don't really find naked nor semi-naked bodies sexual :p

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u/Soundofabiatch 4d ago

Measured yes. But by a mad man for sure.

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u/NowhereToNoname 2d ago

And this year's award for unintentional irony goes to "So you are faced with God's design, not your fantasy." 👏

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u/my_chaffed_legs 1d ago

so basically bro is just saying he is an incel but with lots of words

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u/BlameTag 1d ago

Same people who take their kids to Hooters.

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u/Saigai17 4d ago

Im a woman and I understand what he was trying to say. It's pretty sad that we're starting to ridicule something just because it was a deeply considered and thought out response. So many people here just stuck on shallow surface level shit and lack any capacity to consider another point of view. I can see his point and still have my own opinion.

I respect it.

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u/Grim712 4d ago

The problem is that he was being willfully ignorant of her request. People can be attracted to her, she just doesn't want them being gross and direspectful in the comments. Instead of respecting her wishes he went on an unhinged rant about how she should just accept human nature. That is what we are ridiculing.

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u/Saigai17 4d ago

Oh I see what you mean. That's fair. I didn't think of it like that.