r/instant_regret • u/Suddern_Cumforth • 18d ago

What a rock star.

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u/worrymon 17d ago

'Twouldn't've worked as a triple?

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u/5meoWarlock 17d ago

Y's'tw'ld've.

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u/Dragonics 17d ago

Fucking Scotsman.

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u/mongmight 17d ago

If butchering English is wrong then I don't want to be right.