r/instant_regret • u/Suddern_Cumforth • 18d ago

What a rock star.

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u/Ducallan 18d ago

I’m no expert, but shouldn’t one try to be horizontal at the point of contact with the audience? He was diving like he was going into water.

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u/bwpbruce 18d ago

That still wouldn't've worked

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u/implicate 18d ago

You know what did work, though?

That beautiful double contraction.

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u/worrymon 18d ago

'Twouldn't've worked as a triple?

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u/5meoWarlock 18d ago

Y's'tw'ld've.

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u/Dragonics 18d ago

Fucking Scotsman.

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u/mongmight 17d ago

If butchering English is wrong then I don't want to be right.