r/instant_regret 14d ago

do you like to steal mail?

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u/evinc 14d ago

Who dresses like a traffic cone to commit crimes? šŸ˜‚

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u/TheRemedy187 14d ago

Yeah how stupid lol. Maybe he thought he looked like a worker ? I dunno man.Ā 

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u/Katomon-EIN- 14d ago

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u/We-Want-The-Umph 14d ago

He forgot one of the most important rules of r/actlikeyoubelong, which is "nobody is going to give a second look at what you're up to at 2 pm on a tuesday, but in the wee hours you look guilty as fuck, even if you do belong there."

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u/Exciting-Hawk1137 14d ago

Yeah all black is the better look at 3am so you aren't seen at all lol

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u/nondescriptadjective 14d ago

Navy blue. Black stands out.

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u/LuntiX 13d ago

a nice dark green works too.

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u/XancasOne 13d ago

Just straight earthtones. Low key but blends and does not look suspicious.

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u/Specopsangheili 14d ago

Imma go with this. It's like wearing a bright yellow reflective jacket. Suddenly a lot of doors are open to you because everyone just assumes you know what you are doing and should be wherever you happen to be when they see ya. Thieves try not to look like thieves

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u/Luk164 13d ago

Yeah but this did not look like a professional outfit. If it was overalls and high vis vest I would hesitate, but cosplaying as a traffic cone does not have that effect

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u/Specopsangheili 13d ago

Then in his defence, I'm gonna go with it probably made sense while he was high or whatever he does for funsies

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u/prw8201 13d ago

He did have a satchel, but to really look like a new hire don't use a scooter. Dead giveaway

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u/cndn-hoya 13d ago

For a cosplay cone company?

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u/TedBundysVlkswagon 14d ago

VLC 4 Life

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u/EpicallyLazyBoy 14d ago

I literally just finished downloading VLC to replace MPC less than 30 seconds before watching this clip and reading your comment. We live in a simulation 100% lol.

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u/SaltManagement42 14d ago

What a coincidence, I just finished reading about Baader-Meinhof.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion

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u/GuybrushLePirate 13d ago

This is the second time I’ve read about Baader Meinhof today. What are the chances??!

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u/fafarex 14d ago edited 11d ago

Probably trying the hide in plain sight thing

like how if you present with a ladder, people just let you in assuming you are working.

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u/ike_tyson 14d ago

Mail thieves who are comically bad at stealing mail?

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u/bobthemundane 14d ago

From previous posts, apparently he was good at stealing mail. The issue was that he went back to the same places, at the same time, with the same outfit, to steal mail.

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u/SaltyLonghorn 13d ago

My mailman does that shit too. Moron.

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u/seculare 13d ago

I mean, how much skill does it take to steal mail?

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u/chadius333 14d ago

It’s the perfect camouflage. He should’ve just stood very still.

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u/_TheAfroNinja_ 14d ago

Must've been a Naruto fan.

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u/knowledge84 14d ago

It's because it's easily identifiable, and people don't focus on the other items so when he gets away he can just take it off.

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u/SelfSustaining 14d ago

First rule of the con: don't try to hide, dress like you belong there to blend.

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u/FalconStickr 14d ago

ā€œHe is currently trying to drive away but we are currently beating the ever living shit out of his car with a bat so he is unable.ā€

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u/BugEyedBigSky 14d ago

Incredible. Apparently this dude stole a piece of mail from the cameraman and it was a suicide letter from his friend; he’ll never know what was said in the letter because of this absolute piece of shit. Glad his jeep got wrecked.

ā€œIt's not just stolen packages, money or identities; Brehmer also had something more personal stolen -- a letter to him written by a friend who took his own life.

"When I found out he stole something I could never get back, answers I'll never have, reasons why my friend ended up killing himself, I lost every bit of composure I had," he said.ā€

https://abc7.com/amp/post/suspected-mail-thief-arrested-confronted-studio-city-neighbors/17473657/

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u/Rattle_Bone 14d ago

Valid crash out

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u/TheEugenicist 9d ago

That should be followed up by a public dangling for the cone. Let him write a letter... you know what to do with that.

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u/Fat_Mullet 14d ago

Curious as to how he knew his mate sent him a suicide letter, like did he send someone else one and mentioned it or did he say like hey bro im gonna kill myself and I've sent a letter explaining why then killed himself or...like how does one know they have a suicide note on the way after the fact? Not denying it by all means, just curious

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u/BugEyedBigSky 14d ago

I was curious about this too! I imagine maybe other friends/people in this person’s life received a letter - and he presumably was close enough to them to assume he would have also received one.

Or informed delivery from USPS as others have mentioned.

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u/jakmcbane77 14d ago

There is something you can sign up for where you get pictures of the mail being delivered to you that day. He could have that and seen a letter from his friend who recently killed himself. Its not a stretch to think maybe the friend had never sent an actual letter before, now there is a letter and he killed himself, probably something of a suicide note.

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u/AdMurky1021 13d ago

USPS Informed Delivery if anyone is curious.

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u/Hour_Ferret5195 13d ago

Yup. I only go to my mail box like once a month now, only once I see something interesting come through.

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u/tallbrowngirl94 13d ago

Everyone sign up for this free service. My husband took a piece of important mail that was a tax document out our box and because of this service I knew the exact date it was received by USPS. He swore he never had it. Turns out he put it somewhere in his car, fell out and sat in our driveway in the rain for a few days. It was great to know I didn’t miss it!

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u/popdivtweet 13d ago

USPS Informed delivery:
I friggin love that thing. Super convenient.

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u/CL0UDY_BIGTINY 13d ago

My guesses are informed delivery or maybe someone else who had the letter was sending the letter to them so they could see it them self or have it

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u/BreiteSeite 14d ago

God damn it. A friend commiting suicide is tragic already, but loosing his last words in a suicide note? it's like a 2x booster for the trauma. :( :(

Am a bit curious how he knew the dead friend wrote in the first place though.

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u/SonoranLiving 14d ago

Could have been left when the friend did it and addressed it to him and the police notified him and were sending it to him after the investigation was done.

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u/Fat_Mullet 14d ago

That makes a fuck tonne of sense and something I didn't think of tbh

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u/warmplc4me 14d ago

Well the article does not state that he would never get it back. He may have had the advanced notice that the letter was coming. "Stole something I could never get back" may mean that he took matters into his own hands to retrieve the item before he got away, that's how much it meant to him. Maybe I am missing something.

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u/BugEyedBigSky 14d ago

I hope he is able to get the letter. :( ā€œAnswers I’ll never haveā€ makes me think it might be gone forever, though.

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u/LordMarcusrax 14d ago

We are street-fighter-bonus-stage-ing his car

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u/excellent_rektangle 14d ago

My caveman brain heard window smashing but didn’t get to see it. Krug sad now…

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u/byyhmz 14d ago

camera guy was doing his neighbour a solid by not recording that imo.

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u/TheRealBaboo 14d ago

These guys are like Batman and No-Robbin

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u/boinger 13d ago

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

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u/Igotshiptodotoday 14d ago

He didn't say shit to the operator about it either

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u/muddytreasure 14d ago

Looked like he was walking away from the sound while on the line

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u/excellent_rektangle 14d ago

Agreed

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u/yaboyACbreezy 14d ago

Yep could have been anything breaking. Could have been anyone. Literally nothing to prove how it got broken. A human traffic cone could have tripped on his stolen mail and bumped his head on the glass for all we know. Or it happened some other way and the theif is playing victim. We just don't know. Evidence is inconclusive.

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u/YesDone 13d ago

It was definitely broken beforehand. Definitely.

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u/bartthetr0ll 14d ago

Towards the end I think it was tire slashing sounds, somebody said something along the lines of give me the knife and it was like a pop and a hiss sound, plus that would make more sense then buggering up windows to keep him from driving off. I'd imagine a whole duffel bag full of mail is some serious prison time, even just taking 1 piece of mail is federal

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u/Yah_Mule 14d ago

Shattered windows are a service we offer free of charge with every tire deflation.

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u/SadBit8663 14d ago

Yeah one piece of mail is a full blown federal felony. Like bro is going away if he's stealing mail

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u/Ouija-1973 14d ago

As much as I'd love for this to be true, it's extremely unlikely. It'll get pled down and he'll most likely get a slap on the wrist. Maybe some county jail time. But unless he's on parole or something like that, prison isn't likely.

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u/janbradybutacat 14d ago

He was booked for assault with a deadly weapon and has a rap sheet so I expect he will get time.

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u/Chowdaire 13d ago

somebody said something along the lines of give me the knife

I think that's the AI interpreter mishearing "leave me alone" and giving us "give me the knife". Listen again with that in mind and you'll hear it.

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u/CatticusXIII 14d ago edited 13d ago

I hope you can find some solace in this gif.

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u/1CrazyCrabClaw 14d ago

Me too want see ugga bugga

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u/RMNDK4Life 14d ago

Man this was somewhat therapeutic to watch lol

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u/Edna-Tailovette 14d ago

He didn’t answer the question of ā€œdid he like to steal mailā€?

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u/knockout350 14d ago

no he said "yeah" right before getting pepper sprayed

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u/CL0UDY_BIGTINY 13d ago

We should have a follow up interview and ask him again see if he changed his mind hahaha

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u/Biscuitsbrxh 14d ago

I think the answer was yes

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u/KR157Y4N 14d ago

Not anymore šŸ˜†

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u/ADHDebackle 13d ago

No he still likes to steal mail, he just doesn't like to get caught stealing mail.

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u/lizards_snails_etc 14d ago

"Oh, totally! You could say it's a passion of mine. Why do you ask?"

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u/[deleted] 14d ago edited 9d ago

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u/SlitheringFlower 14d ago

I mean come on, at least give him a 2 minute headstart. He's already wearing a stealth debuff. /s

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u/GeneralChaos-BFG 14d ago

Once saw a entire team in a PUBG lobby wearing all bright orange and thought there's a reason hunters wear that in order not be shot accidentally.. we shot them from a moving car later in the game as they were so easy to spot.. good old times

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u/[deleted] 14d ago edited 5d ago

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u/Deaffin 14d ago

"The proud."

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u/TheSeekerOfSanity 14d ago

ā€œThe Margarinesā€.

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u/Nanemae 14d ago

What on earth was he going to say after that? I'm honestly really curious now.

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u/classic__schmosby 14d ago

What about my uncle mail? Did you give him it a chance?

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u/brandontaylor1 14d ago

Guys facing multiple felonies for stealing the useless shit I have to throw away every day. I hope those HelloFresh promos are worth it.

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin 14d ago

Judge: Sir do you plead guilty or not guilty?

Traffic Cone Robber: I’d like to plead that my girlfriend is one of the few.

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u/hawaii-visitor 14d ago

He could have got

license plates, wedding gifts, tax returns

Checks to politicians from real estate firms

Money, bills, and canceled checks

Or pretty funny pictures of your kids

On a Friday night!

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u/Aisforc 14d ago

There might be personal data which can be used to fuck up with vulnerable people, so I would disagree

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u/Brvcx 13d ago

In the comments under this video I read the neighbour lost a suicide letter from a friend who recently killed himself (apparently he knew he was getting that letter due to recieving photos of the expacted mail, which isn't uncommon, so I'm told) due to this guy stealing and destroying mail.

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u/Ultraknight40000 14d ago

I work in retail loss prevention. I see this behavior all the time. People will insult you, threaten you, and show no remorse for what they are doing.

But the moment they face actual consequences, then it's all apologies and sob stories.

This guy isn't sorry for stealing he's sorry he got caught.

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u/mnmsaregood3 13d ago

Same here and it’s every time. They almost ALWAYS offer to pay for it once they get caught. Why didn’t you do that in the first place?

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u/Ultraknight40000 13d ago

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that excuse.

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u/kwolf4343 14d ago

Palm, palm, tiger

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u/alleged_misconduct 14d ago

-Did you say P or B?
--P like Palm. Palm Palm Tiger.
-So B like Balm? Balm Balm Tiger.
--Yes. Wait, are you saying Palm or Balm?
-What?

Yeah, no chance of confusion there

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u/EnvironmentEuphoric9 14d ago

ā€œPenis, Penis, Tickle.ā€

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u/RaechelMaelstrom 14d ago

And this is why everyone should learn the NATO phonetic alphabet.

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u/weeeeeeeeeird 14d ago

Was that pussy or bussy?

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u/manymoreways 14d ago

Psalm, psalm, tsunami

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u/Mikeismyike 14d ago

For anyone wandering it's Papa and Tango.

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u/chucklestime 14d ago

That annoyed me. ā€˜Palm’ isn’t the whole idea to use two syllable words for clarity

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u/RoncoSnackWeasel 14d ago

I’d be goddamned if I could remember the phonetic alphabet after deeming a previous situation necessary to mace someone. I didn’t just mace a dude dressed in dayglow pumpkin, and I still can’t bring to mind what ā€œPā€ is. Alpha Bravo Charlie Delta Echo Foxtrot… nope. Without looking it up I have no clue what P is in the phonetic alphabet.

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u/CharlesDickensABox 14d ago

It's "papa", but I frequently forget and use "piano". I think both work, though.

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u/RoncoSnackWeasel 14d ago

Closest I could get in the 32 and a half seconds I was prepared to dedicate to this internal dilemma was ā€œpiano,ā€ knowing it wasn’t right.

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u/sevensisters85 14d ago

Pumpkin would have been better than Palm šŸ˜‚

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u/TheWWESupercardGuy 14d ago

It doesn't need to be that though. Parrot is fine too if you can't remember Papa. Palm is just useless

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u/JamzWhilmm 14d ago

I hope he is forever shaken by this. If the neighbors wanted they could have really mess him up.

But likely he will be stealing in a few weeks. While I do believe people change, they do it very slowly and painfully.

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u/shrug_addict 14d ago

Postal inspectors don't fuck around, serious charges

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u/ListlessLink 14d ago

This comes up every time in reddit threads, but in all my years, they never did shit with mail related theft or damage

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u/FreneticPlatypus 14d ago

Someone may steal something opportunistically, like picking up money from the ground and not turning it in but people that make a plan or go out of their way or steal from specific, known individuals I don’t imagine will change their ways without considerable impetus.

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u/Pathetic_Cards 14d ago

I mean, mail tampering is a felony as far as I know, if anyone called the cops that dude is fucked.

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u/Digitakt_Guy 14d ago

It's a big news story. Guy is fucked indeed. Southern California.

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u/johnnyss1 14d ago

I’ve had thousands of dollars in checks stolen—most recently last month a check for over 10 and friggin chase cashed it— a business check made out to a company was endorsed with a personal signature in pen and the bank cashed it-took 6 weeks to get it back from the fraud dept. this is a huge problem right now

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u/FloppY_ 14d ago

Blows my mind that Americans still use checks. And mails them none the less.

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u/sHoRtBuSseR 14d ago

As someone who has been a victim of mail theft repeatedly, even with locking boxes and multiple police reports, I am borderline aroused.

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u/Leviathon713 13d ago

Borderline? That’s why you keep being the victim. You gotta get off and get out. šŸ˜†

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u/CrashVandaL 14d ago

He definitely deserved it.

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u/TheRemedy187 14d ago

Yeah I won't lie, it was satisfying how they handled him lol. They might catch some shit legally tho. Actually hope not but sounded like they were smashing the car up.Ā 

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u/cityshepherd 14d ago

Nah those sounds were 100% unrelated and not worth looking into.

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u/FiestyShibas 14d ago

Yeah I fucking dropped my glass vases my bad. I’ll report it.

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u/meltedlaundry 14d ago

Standard justice echos I believe, nothing irregular.

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u/CriticalSpeech 14d ago

That’s not what I heard. The neighbors across the street are having some demo work done on their house and that was just the workers dropping out some old windows.

Coincidentally, the man who is stealing mail was too blinded by the pepper spray to drive well. I heard he ran into a couple things when he was fleeing the scene

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u/sterling_mallory 14d ago

Also that wasn't pepper spray it was water. Guy filming just wanted him to stay hydrated.

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u/Northbound-Narwhal 14d ago

Oh, that's 100% illegal, but damn is it satisfying

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u/Jonestown_Juice 14d ago

Depends on the state. It's legal to detain someone for a citizen's arrest in California (which is where I assume they are since they said Studio City). Using the pepper spray probably wasn't since it wasn't used defensively.

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u/MisterSlosh 14d ago

Preventing the criminal from fleeing is covered in a citizens arrest which would be considered in blinding them, but then if they 'escape' while blind the citizen could probably be held liable for any injury or damages.

California has wild laws different than most of the rest of the country so a judgment on this would be interesting if they even got the citizens involved in the case.

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u/Northbound-Narwhal 14d ago

That's true, but legal detention in California requires use of minimum force to detain the person and immediate delivery to the police if possible. Hitting him while he's begging them to stop on film might get them false imprisonment charges.

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u/fafarex 14d ago

Hitting him while he's begging them to stop on film might get them false imprisonment charges.

not if he was hitting back and that they word against his since the camera didn't catch most of it.

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u/Northbound-Narwhal 14d ago

I guess, but it's whatever the DA is willing to risk

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u/YourOldCellphone 14d ago

Nah my buddy was there and said it was just the wind. Nothing related to the car.

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u/Hippiechu 14d ago

Satisfying karma

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u/JessRoyall 14d ago

He won’t stop this. I have a friend from my early life that made this his game. Stealing mail. Cleaning checks. Selling items. He has been arrested for it twice now. Changes the scheme and back at it. Third arrest he was using high school age girls to go to the mailbox. He made that work for almost 5 years before they caught him again. Don’t worry, he is still in jail. 3 strikes.

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u/YouGotTheWrongGuy_9 13d ago

I don't understand how this is profitable?? How does this work?

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u/JessRoyall 13d ago

Mostly stolen checks. He can change the payee to someone else. He gives the check to that person to cash the each person keeps some of the money. It’s felony fraud, felony mail fraud, felony theft, and trespassing charges all wrapped up into one fun bundle of crime. He also steals lots of items that get sent by mail. Jewelry, gift cards, cash, etc. people send all kinds of valuable things via mail.

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u/buckets-of-lead 14d ago

The chaos happening in the background while dude is on the phone is hilarious. Glass breaking, people screaming "get the bat", and he's just calm talking about the theft.

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u/YesDone 13d ago

"Yeah, it's a Jeep Wrangler, license plate 9PPT142."

"ARRRGH!!! AUUUG! GET ME A KNIFE!"

"Get the bat!"

"Uhh, so 9, PPT..."

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u/NaturalDon 14d ago

good neighbours

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u/luna288hou 14d ago

Lol, that look at 2:17 is my kids when I catch them in the pantry at 2:00 AM. Or the face I make when I pass gas and it's louder than I expected.

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u/mawrTRON 14d ago

I know the look. My kids don't like it when I pepper spray them either.

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u/SoarsBelowMyWaste 14d ago

You deserve better kids.

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u/NDeezus 14d ago

😔YOU LIKE TO STEAL SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!!??🤬

šŸ™‚uh yes hi I’d like to report this šŸ™‚

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u/pbizzle 14d ago

Palm palm tiger šŸ˜„

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u/RanchDresn 14d ago

The guy nonchalantly walking off to call the police after initiating an spicy eyed asswhoopin is hilarious.

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u/ElbowDroppedLasagne 14d ago

Wait, do we know it's his Jeep? He was initially trying to leave on a scooter. I think he just jumped inside that car to escape his whoopin

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u/Aisforc 14d ago

He was packing a scooter to put it in his jeep, looks like

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u/Mexicanlumberjack 14d ago

Probably stole the scooter too

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u/Corkie1324 14d ago

what is that outfit? it has to be reverse psychology.

there's no way he could be a thief if he's wearing all orange right?

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u/jsjack2002 14d ago

What a maroon! That's a federal offense.

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u/Single_Requirement_3 14d ago

Looked orange to me. Maroon is more red.

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u/BluntsnBoards 14d ago

As much as I love this, 99% of people should never try it. It's not worth catching a knife over mail. (And possible legal charges).

Also take a picture of the VIN through the windshield on the driver side, it's better than the plate.

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u/new_phone_who_dis22 14d ago

ā€œHe’s trying to drive away but he’s facing stuff.ā€šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ A beat down is what he’s facing

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u/DC3PO 14d ago

But his girlfriend is one of the few

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u/TheSkylined 14d ago

When the neighbor picked up the camera while calmly talking to 911 and hearing the thief getting his ass kicked in the background was gold.

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u/unknownpoltroon 14d ago

Missed a great chance to empty the pepperspray into their car. That shit gets everywhere.

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u/MemoryHot3204 13d ago

"Give me a chance fool!" Lol I'm dead

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u/-CynicRoot- 14d ago

Stealing mail is a federal crime. Hope whatever he took was worth the years in federal prison.

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u/TeamShonuff 14d ago

That slashed tire sound at the end was glorious!

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u/PugsterThePug 14d ago

Absolutely love to see it. Accountability is becoming less and less common. People need to dish out accountability themselves if authorities won’t.

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u/fajitawipeout 14d ago

Palm palm tiger

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u/Chrift 14d ago

Why would he be stealing mail? Like, packages, or letters?

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u/Taddles2020 14d ago

A surprising number of people mail cash, but my guess is he is looking for credit cards, debit cards, credit card applications, etc.

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u/hauttdawg13 14d ago

Not just applications. It’s actually a pretty common fraud trend (worked the last 10 years in debit card fraud and Account takeover).

One thing we do see is fraudsters will request replacement cards (not super hard to pass those prompts with general info you can find on Facebook) and have them shipped to the house. They will then sit on the house and wait for the mail to be delivered then grab the new card out of the mailbox.

They mostly know we monitor heavily for cards being sent elsewhere, once we blocked that, many have resorted to the scheme above.

While I doubt that the person above is doing that, we get about 40-50 attempts per day total, with about 5 successfully ordered per day. Based on our size of my bank, I’d assume for the total US this happens around 100 times per day.

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u/Magikarp_King 14d ago

Trying to get Amazon stuff, stealing credit card and bank info, use it to steal identities.

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u/BoneZone05 14d ago

Do you?!?!

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u/LayneCobain95 13d ago

I have new neighbors at my apartment where I’m like ā€œwhy do you even pay rentā€ because they are always ALWAYS outside. On the stairs or sidewalk.

Right when they moved in, I had a huge package stolen for the first time.

Also ordered food. Went to the door the second it said ā€œdeliveredā€. And the dad was standing there holding his door open while his son reached down for my food.

I start yelling to myself whenever I see them, when I get inside now and I think they are scared of me. One time they walked out their door and instantly started hitting their door to be let back inside when they saw me lol. I know for SURE they are the thieves

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u/RedLight_King 12d ago

Stealing mail is a postal offense. The post office has their own federal cops & they don’t screw around with violating the postal codes/laws. This guy thought he had it bad with a couple of dudes wanting their mail.

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u/---N0MAD--- 14d ago

Beautiful, beautiful consequences. Life’s greatest teacher. This is what needs to happen to every single thief every single time they attempt to steal.

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u/DiarrheaPope 14d ago

New favorite video

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u/lonelyscholar90 14d ago

I’d say that the traffic cone man ā€œfound outā€ lol

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u/GTKPR89 14d ago

It's a long clip do we ever find out if he likes to steal mail or what

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u/turtle7113 14d ago

Is all that glass breaking one of the neighbors beating this thief's truck with a bat?

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u/jlindley1991 13d ago

Messing with the mail can also be considered a federal crime since the USPS is a federal entity. When it came to the prospect of the mail, the founders of the U.S. didn't want to have to deal with the headache of trying to deal with multiple different mail systems from state to state so decided to simplify it into one system that covered the (at the time) U.S.

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u/HaydenB 13d ago

Hit him with the debuff first...

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u/nsimon3 13d ago

He squirmed around like a roach sprayed with raid. šŸ˜†

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u/talktomoshe 13d ago

So while I love the concept of this, I would always be paranoid that this guy would come back and shoot me a week later.

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u/Oldschool_Daddy66 11d ago

Full Story

The guy with the pepper spray got stabbed but it was minor. They got the thief later after he switched from his Jeep to a scooter and got away from the scene. Dude actually held up a mailman earlier and stole a master key to the boxes .

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u/zeeper25 14d ago

He does, in fact, like to steal mail.

He does not, however, like to get caught stealing mail.

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u/fernskii 14d ago

lol a bedazzled license plate cover. Whoever’s jeep that is is gonna be pissed when it’s impounded.

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u/donaldinc 14d ago

How is the 911 caller the most calm person ever

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u/grunt91o1 14d ago

That was satisfying

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u/Confident-Drama-422 14d ago

"Gimme a chance, fool"

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u/Jamo3306 14d ago

What happens when you get busted stealing mail? That IS a federal charge, right?

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u/Leopardo68 14d ago

Well deserved and fun to listen to.

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u/Lobo_Frontale 14d ago

The subtitles are dogshit holy mother of god

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u/jclv 14d ago

He's been stealing mail from an apartment complex for months.

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u/34TH_ST_BROADWAY 14d ago

Wonder where he was stealing mail from at that time of day? Do some people get their mail at 5am in LA?

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u/Duetnao 14d ago

I was waiting for the sound of sincere regret & it never came. At least a federal felony charge is coming.

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u/kosmonavt-alyosha 14d ago

Take any Oscar winning actor you can imagine, the absolute best ever, and they couldn’t show the look of astonished surprise on this dude’s face.

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u/comptondee 13d ago

Clearly no one in their crew can throw hands.

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u/YesDone 13d ago edited 13d ago

Studio City, CA? DAMN, those Californians are fighting back this week!! Love it!

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u/Nanzie_Mona 13d ago

"ZuP BuDDaee"