r/instant_regret • u/Delicious_Republic_4 • 12d ago

I think he broke his face

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u/milehighmiracle13 12d ago

What's the desired outcome even supposed to be?

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u/fishsticks40 12d ago

Getting shared on Reddit

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u/LCranstonKnows 12d ago

So, win!

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u/stinkyt0fu 12d ago

Spread the word, Tesla Cybertruck, dumbass wanted!

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u/PJballa34 12d ago

That’s basically a moving signal of that condition.

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u/InnocentPrimeMate 12d ago

…For Job with DOGE

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u/irmarbert 12d ago

So…it’s a sex thing?

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u/fishsticks40 12d ago

Isn't everything?

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u/jimbeam84 12d ago

Given that there is a Cybertruck there, it leads me to think he was trying to fix his poor judgment.

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u/JehnSnow 12d ago

I think that given the cyber truck he was trying to make a post that would go viral for him being dumb

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u/TheVog 12d ago

100%. There are way better shot angles for the action which don't frame the entire truck perfectly like that. It's entirely on purpose, and it'll work.

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u/JehnSnow 12d ago

It definitely did work, Im not subbed to this subreddit and somehow I'm here

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u/chrisk9 12d ago

Not the first dumb mistake

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u/WestonsCat 12d ago

Many more to follow no doubt..

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u/linkoid01 12d ago

Or his face to match the cybertruck.

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u/potatosquire 12d ago

I think it's just that they misunderstood basic physics. They probably thought that the hammer couldn't bounce higher than it was dropped from, so they'd be perfectly safe. What they didn't consider was that in pushing it down rather than dropping it they were giving it more momentum, and that the ball could transfer some of its force into the hammer.

They probably wanted a cool video like those people who stand safely before bowling balls on pendulums, but they didn't understand the principles that made such videos possible.

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u/kartoffel-knight 12d ago

not just that, the potential energy from the bouncy ball on the way down is also transferred to the hammer when it bounced back and acted as a trampoline, which is why it launched waaaaay faster

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u/alexmojo2 12d ago

This is really what’s happening. I rewatched and he doesn’t push the ball down at all just kind of guides it

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u/Effective_Play_1366 12d ago

Cybertruck in the background so “basic physics” may as well be “understanding dark matter” for that crew.

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u/Tausney 12d ago

It's a plastic sledgehammer.

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u/Silly_Coach706 12d ago

He was studying physics.

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u/zpowell 12d ago

Exactly what happened

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u/asdfjklcol0n 12d ago

My desired outcome was the hammer bouncing into that cyber truck.

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u/RandomCandor 12d ago

Elon notices him

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u/happytree23 12d ago

I mean, they have a Cybertruck posed perfectly as a background prop and were recording in slow motion - this person was clearly just going for any circle jerk and/or toxic reply attention.

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u/bobotoons 12d ago

Seeing the cybertuck in the background. My guess is a new video series he's working on, "A Series of Unfortunate Experiments"

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u/Outrageous_Score1158 12d ago

Having it land on the suppressed gag cybertruck.

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u/griff_mode 9d ago

for me? exactly the way it played out. i have no notes.

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u/RoidnedVG 12d ago edited 12d ago

This guy has made multiple fake videos like this. The cybertruck is to bait engagement. And based on the comments here, it works.

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u/Dickticklers 12d ago

Yup, worked like a charm

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u/LLMprophet 12d ago

Charms don't actually work at all.

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u/Xenc 12d ago

Yup, worked like a not-charm.

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u/b1llyblanco 12d ago

Lucky Charms cereal works wonders for giving people diabetes and sugar crashes.

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u/virgo911 12d ago

I knew it was too good to be true

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u/Purplebuzz 12d ago

I want to one day be a sophisticated reddit poster like you so I can call out the plebes like me.

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u/monty624 12d ago

sigh

Upvote for you, downvote for OP

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u/zeltrabas 12d ago

It's crazy how many people fall for shit like this. On the second time I've watched it, it was obvious that it's fake. And then you notice the cyber truck and it's even more obvious

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u/-Moonscape- 12d ago

What part is obvious?

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u/zeltrabas 12d ago

Hammer bounces way too quickly upwards and if he got hit by a real hammer like that he wouldn't be holding his face, he'd be unconscious

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u/UnfitRadish 12d ago

I definitely still think it's fake, but hard disagree on that the hammer would bounce up slower. I've done this exact type of experiment a bunch of times with different objects and yoga balls absolutely launch objects.

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u/martialar 12d ago

and he stumbles back the way a fun Uncle does when his nephew hits him with a bouncy ball

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u/Loudergood 12d ago

Oh shit when the hammer hits the ground it's so obvious.

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u/Loudergood 12d ago

I still don't know who he is, AND I still don't care. Not sure he's getting what he wants.

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u/Virindi 12d ago

I would ask "Why?!" but then I saw the cybertruck in the background.

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u/N0Karma 12d ago

Well now his face matches the aesthetics of the truck. Flat and dumb.

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u/zuzg 12d ago

I'm low-key mad that his face stopped the trajectory.

Was curious to see how high it goes.

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u/DetroitsGoingToWin 12d ago

Only want for this to be funnier is if it came down and landed on top of his head, knocking him forward on to the ball, then back up into the air, then through the windshield of the truck.

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u/DubSket 12d ago

There just had to be a cyber truck in the background lmao

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u/crecentfresh 12d ago

Pretty sure this is supposed to be rage bait

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u/Skuzbagg 12d ago

Oh no, I'm so enraged by how much this guy injured himself.

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u/SPHINXin 12d ago

Specifically tailored to Reddit too. Seems like most people in this thread have fallen for it.

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u/kiwidude4 12d ago

Not only owns one but wants to make sure the video shows you that he does.

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u/Pandarandr1st 12d ago

Yeah, it's called rage bait

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u/bugabooandtwo 12d ago

Seriously. At first I thought the instant regret was buying that hunk of junk.

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u/mctugmutton 12d ago

Believe it or not, he actually had brain damage before this incident when he bought that dumpster fire behind him.

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u/rideincircles 12d ago

This was the most painful outcome. The next most painful would have been the hammer landing on the cybertruck windshield.

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u/Sad-Blacksmith-3271 12d ago

Was that a hammer

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u/Ninja_BrOdin 12d ago

No, it's plastic. An actual sledgehammer that size would save his face in, not bounce iff without moving his head at all.

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u/Willy121821 12d ago

Prob a three pounder

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u/Sad-Blacksmith-3271 12d ago

Why would they do this

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 12d ago

Your username is killing me right now

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u/Sad-Blacksmith-3271 12d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Honda_Fits_are_cool 12d ago

Unless they're like me, and shoved a 8lbs head on a short handle.

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u/Euphoric_Wish_8293 12d ago

It's fake. I've seen another video of this bloke doing this.

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u/NadaBurner 12d ago

The dumpster in the background is a pretty good indicator of IQ

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u/fluffynuckels 12d ago

But it looks like a teenager i don't think its his

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u/legendofthegreendude 12d ago

If you're a dumbass, and your wife or husband is a dumbass...

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/fluffynuckels 12d ago

All the ones around me are driven by middle age dudes

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u/stupidber 12d ago

Great viral marketing campaign

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/aabbccbb 12d ago

Yeah, I want to see the stitches or shiner too...

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u/LocoDuuuke 12d ago

The Tesla in the back says everything

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u/Joliet-Jake 12d ago

How was that supposed to turn out?

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u/HornedShoe 12d ago

I knew everything I needed to know when I saw the crybertrvck.

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u/reano76 12d ago

His brain was broken before his face

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u/thebondsman 12d ago

Face now matches the brain. Now there will be no confusion.

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u/_mr_moss_ 11d ago

The cyber truck told me everything I needed to know about this guy's thought process 💀

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u/Jabbawocky18 12d ago

The “hammer” is fake

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u/anonymouse3891 12d ago

Typical cyber truck owner behavior

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u/donna-barton 12d ago

But what was he attempting to do?

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u/Jedi_Ninja 12d ago

I always want to know what they actually thought was going to happen?

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u/Visual_Blackberry_24 11d ago

Bought a tesla truck sooo. This checks out.

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u/uwantphillyphilly17 9d ago

Cybertruck in the driveway makes sense

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u/xblackdemonx 12d ago

I'm sad the hammer didn't hit the Cybertruck 

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u/Mountain_Proposal953 12d ago

Well the windows are indestructible 🤦

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u/kmaster54321 12d ago

Cyber truck says it all, I’m stupid.

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u/Radiant_Cricket1049 12d ago

I feel worse for the hammer.

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u/scooter1139 12d ago

Back in my day the stupid kids never made it through summer vacation, this way they never bred to create stupider people in later life.

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u/RhapsoDiy 12d ago

Well, you've learned some basic physics.

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u/Cheshire_Cat1963 12d ago

Stupid is as stupid does…

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u/RitualMizery 12d ago

He should have payed attention in physics class.

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u/Juan_Moe_Taco 12d ago

What not paying attention in physics class does to a mfer.

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u/jbraidwo 11d ago

What the f*** did he think was going to happen?

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u/No_orange_212 11d ago

Look ma, no hands

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u/taekobrown 11d ago

Dumbass

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u/Logical_Smile_5414 11d ago

This video totally makes sense

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u/KingofCats1701 11d ago

STOP....Hammertime

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u/Hans_Grubert 11d ago

That hammer is fake af, didn’t even make a mark on the ground after falling from that height and I’m sure it shouldn’t have launched toward him at that speed and would probably knock him out if it was real

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u/nonamesareavailable2 11d ago

I keep seeing this idiot pop up. The account is called Digiflips and he makes a ton of fake videos like this with foam hammers and cinder blocks. It's just all engagement-bait with no real substance.

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u/davion303 11d ago

lmao, what a dumbass.

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u/ShadeRonin 11d ago

Science is a bitch!

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u/Cmdrborf 10d ago

No big deal Tesla owner nuff said

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u/cilvher-coyote 10d ago

His head was broken Before that hammer hit him in the face. Hes a CyberCuck owner so that's about all that needs to be said.

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u/lameculos25 9d ago

He made 2 mistakes…….

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u/Redmisthax 9d ago

This isn’t the first video I’ve seen with this Dumbahh kid and his Tesla truck.

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u/TheMericanIdiot 9d ago

Cyber dumbass

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u/HotOuse 9d ago

Tesla owner

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u/EchoPhi 9d ago

The vehicle in the background tells you all you need to know about this family of geniuses.

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u/Funny_Switch5504 8d ago

Cyberstuck owner, fucking spastic deserved it

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u/klathium 6d ago

I could already see he was a dumbass because of the Cybertruck before the video even started.

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u/ThatNextAggravation 12d ago

That went exactly how you'd expect. Thank got he planned ahead and stopped the hammer with an inanimate object before any intelligent life came to harm.

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u/Cinned_can 12d ago

2nd dumbest decision of their life…

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u/ob1dylan 12d ago

Smartest Cybertruck owner

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u/csukoh78 11d ago

Cybertruck driver proves he's worthy of a cybertruck.

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u/ThresherGDI 11d ago

I knew something ill-advised was going to happen as soon as I saw the Cybertruck.

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u/mg0019 12d ago

"Look everyone, I'm a manly man!  I have a truck and super serious tools."

What he does with his "truck" and hammer.

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u/shicken684 12d ago

The amount of people in this thread calling the OP a dumbass yet not realizing it's an AI video.

I'm not even on Reddit all that much but this dude has had about a dozen of these videos and all you fools keep falling for the obvious rage bait.

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u/BeerInbelly 12d ago

Yes, I was like that's the same idiot who chopped the yoga ball then got hit by an edited axe to the face. There are too many idiot cybertruck videos so I gave up looking for his channel.

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u/shicken684 12d ago

The cyber truck isn't real but the kid is smart enough to know it's instant rage bait. I've seen 5 or 6 of these pop up and it's always him getting hilariously injured in front of the cyber truck.

We're fucking doomed aren't we?

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u/john_in_the_south 12d ago

This guy isn’t beating the allegation that the stupidest person in every community owns a cybertruck

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u/likesexonlycheaper 12d ago

Pretty sure that's what he was going for. Clicks >> usable face

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u/PearlshadeDust 12d ago

Lol, dude was trying to go viral but not like this 😂 RIP to his dignity and that medicine ball career!

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u/PooseV2 12d ago

fake and gay. not a real hammer

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u/MadManBarryMuntz 12d ago

The cyber stuck is more regretful

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u/graphitehead 12d ago

Seems like the intelligence of a cybertruck owner

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u/CaryTriviaDude 12d ago

I mean it's clear he's mentally ill based on the cyber truck alone, now he's doubly so

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u/FnWhiteBread 12d ago

The average Tesla owner

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u/boom2112 12d ago

Pretty clear from the thumbnail alone that he's not burdened by intelligence.

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u/MarcCouillard 11d ago

Cyber Truck owner = idiot

yup, video checks out

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u/Mrs_HWitch 11d ago

…with the dumbest looking car in the background to sponsors this footage. 🤣😂

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u/sierrajedi 11d ago

The Cybertruck demographic strikes again.

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u/Present_Nature_6878 11d ago

The cybertruck in the background just punctuates the idiocy.

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u/TerriblyTriggered 12d ago

Average Cybertruck owner

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u/liamanna 12d ago

Drive a Swasticar. get hit in the face.

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u/Old-Mixture1246 12d ago

Cybertruck checks out

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u/BilboStaggins 12d ago

Expected from a cybertruck owner.

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u/ChewyBaccus 12d ago

Multiple showings of stupidity here

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u/Future-Try-1908 12d ago

Aaaaave marreiiiiia

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u/Pele_Of_Anal 12d ago

The way the sledge spins after it smashes his face is so satisfying

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u/Amazing_Constant_405 12d ago

that’s the other way to learn physics

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u/darthnilus 12d ago

Maaaa i made front page on Reddit. Have you seen my teeth, i left them on the driveway.

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u/ballztothewalrus 12d ago

I know he wanted to watch it but dude really needed to get out of the way 😂

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u/Erizo69 12d ago

someone should calculate the force and determined if it was enough break something (it 100% was)

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u/joenathanSD 12d ago

If his goal was to have the hammer come back spinning to hit him flush in the face, it could not have gone any better. That was the perfect toss.

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u/Sewelz 12d ago

That must've hurt so bad

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u/clutzyninja 12d ago

That's a 3 or 5 pound sledge. He's lucky it didn't cave his skull in

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u/XiMFiST 12d ago

You love to see it ❤️

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u/Checkthis0 12d ago

What was the thing that went out flying off his face after the hit?

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u/moontides_ 12d ago

This is edited, he does videos like this a lot

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u/TheAdequateKhali 12d ago

It’s probably a soft-headed or prop hammer. I’ve seen an increasing trend in this online with hammers/crow bars/axes in the last few years. People know that they like to see others get hurt.

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u/ABob71 12d ago

Why was he staring down the barrel

never look down the barrel

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u/Minnymoon13 12d ago

Yup broke his face

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u/fluffynuckels 12d ago

There's another video of this kid doing the same thing

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u/TooFarFromTheNutTree 12d ago

And the Darwin Award goes to…..

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u/Ok_Ad8249 12d ago

On occasion there is a video or picture that sums up an era. This video sums up the 20's.

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u/Interesting-Two-1536 12d ago

Triple H signature move

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u/huggalump 12d ago

This can't be real

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u/crunx22 12d ago

Dude needs to work on his reaction time

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u/MoliM88 12d ago

I hope he did.

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u/af_stop 12d ago

Oh, Look: Physics!

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u/bimboh8tr 12d ago

Amazing

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u/RecordApprehensive17 12d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/20RegalGS15 12d ago

bet he'll be Thor after that

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u/keithsweatshirt_ 12d ago

Feels like this should also be in r/MadeMeSmile

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u/Lumpy_Chart_1575 12d ago

I got a broken face

Uh-hu, uh-hu, uh-hu, uh-hu, ooo

I got a broken face

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u/Past-Establishment93 12d ago

Random acts of stupidity

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u/davidcopafeel33328 12d ago

That's going to leave a mark...

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u/SuspiciousYard2484 12d ago

We should send this to the aliens so they don’t come here and bother us or it might be a easy way to take us over. I don’t know.

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u/FrederikTwn 12d ago

Foam hammer 100%

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u/zml9494 12d ago

He deserves that 100%,

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u/VolcanicWinter 12d ago

Idiots everywhere, we have found your king!

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u/Rich_Daddio 12d ago

"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack."

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u/THR3RAV3NS 12d ago

For some people there are certain lessons that need to be learned firsthand apparently.🔨

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u/JBHedgehog 12d ago

Dear Diary,

I met the most AMAZING thing today, it's called Physics!

I know we've met before...but today it was like a bright, bright pain around my right orbital bone.

I think I'm in love!

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u/x_Chomper 12d ago

I’d love to know what he thought was gonna happen.

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u/iamnotarobot0101001 12d ago

Fake as fuck. He has another video slamming the hammer into the ball and hitting himself in the face.

Lame.

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u/NotoriousNRO 12d ago

Lmao 😂 dummy