r/instant_regret • u/Delicious_Republic_4 • 13d ago

I think he broke his face

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u/asdfjklcol0n 13d ago

My desired outcome was the hammer bouncing into that cyber truck.

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u/baby_blobby 13d ago

At first i thought it was a dildo not a hammer. Then expecting him to deep throat it when it bounced back.

The fact that it's a hammer and it smashing whatever little brain cells he has left was the icing on the cake

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u/DeathByThousandCats 13d ago

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

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u/Kudaja 12d ago

A single glass jar showed me how brave I'm not.