It was just kissing him back 🥰

[u/Calligrapher-Fuzzy]

[u/TyrannosaurusRekts]

The stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me.

[u/throweraccount → u/TyrannosaurusRekts]

The fangs are hooked and the idiot kept on pulling rather than unhooking. Imagine having a hook in your face and you're just pulling it to get it out. It would have to tear through whatever it's hooked on to come off. Dude knows next to nothing about snakes and he's out there trying to kiss them. Bold move. If it was poisonous venomous he would probably be dead already.

[u/notan-alias → u/throweraccount]

It definitely doesn't help that he twisted the snakes head while the fangs were in him

[u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO → u/throweraccount]

Venomous, but point still stands. I've seen dumbasses holding snakes they didn't know what they were asking that vary question. If you don't know, stay away

[u/throweraccount → u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

lol I don't talk about them often enough to notice my error. The distinction is not natural to me when I talk about snakes. But yes, venomous for snakes, poisonous for edibles.

[u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO → u/throweraccount]

Its ok, it's a pretty common mistake. Cheers!

[u/nnhumn → u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

Lol my step brother once caught a copperhead while out fishing and brought it back to the house.

[u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO → u/nnhumn]

And how'd that go lol?

[u/Natural-Moose4374 → u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

Funnily enough, there are also poisonous snakes.

[u/daaave33 → u/throweraccount]

And nothing would have been lost.

[u/PantsFreeSince2003 → u/TyrannosaurusRekts]

Dunno.. I'm pretty desensitized to the levels of stupidity of humans thanks to the hundreds of subs on Reddit. More overwhelmed and disappointed than amazed 😐

[u/vt0007]

Lol I have never seen a more dedicated cameraman

[u/1337lupe → u/vt0007]

"no matter what happens, just keep filming!"

"no matter what? what about a safe word?"

"no. if I perish, I perish"

[u/Fun_Union9542 → u/1337lupe]

[u/BrodaciousD → u/Fun_Union9542]

I miss this magical man.

[u/Leek5 → u/vt0007]

I don’t know about you. But I’m not helping someone get a snake off

[u/NotGoodName → u/Leek5]

Phrasing.

[u/Space-Potato0o → u/vt0007]

Coyote Peterson's cameraman would disagree

[u/-DeathOfMyEgo-]

Damn had him hooked so deep it looked like it was assimilating with him like in “The Thing” movie

[u/MieXuL → u/-DeathOfMyEgo-]

Im glad he had his safety sandals on. This could've been much much worse.

[u/Josbipbop]

You know what gets me angry, at the end, the dumbass, the fck dumbass, gets angry at the poor animal and hurts it. Always happens in these kinda videos.

[u/n6mub → u/Josbipbop]

Thank you for your inadvertent 'spoiler alert.' I don't love snakes, was just going watch for the dumbassery, but I'm not watching that snake get injured because of the man's poor decision-making... fuck that guy in particular.

[u/NorthRedFox33 → u/Josbipbop]

Yeah, poor snake 😠

[u/Thatnakedguy0 → u/Josbipbop]

I used to own a snake this pisses me off in a very particular way if a snake trusts you it will let you do pretty much anything as long as you don’t hurt it. I would always give my snake a little kisses on the nose but I also owned her for like five years so she knew me. I would constantly let her roam outside of her aquarium and you would usually find her on the water heater or under my pillows.

[u/sushimane91 → u/Thatnakedguy0]

Under your pillows waiting to strangle you at night.

[u/Thatnakedguy0 → u/sushimane91]

No it was somewhere dark and warm where she sleep and not be bothered and it wouldn’t always be when I was sleeping usually it would be when I’m not in the bed. At night she preferred to be on the water heater because obviously it’s warm.

[u/I_am_pooping_too → u/Thatnakedguy0]

But also to kill you

[u/Thatnakedguy0 → u/I_am_pooping_too]

No not really she was probably the most chill animal I have ever owned. I also had two cats that also lived in the house at the same time I had her. They didn’t mess with her and she didn’t mess with them they had their own lives going on.

[u/nopuse → u/Josbipbop]

If I were in that situation, I'd do anything to get out of that situation, including hurting the snake. Luckily, I'm not a fucking dumbass kissing a snake for a dumb video, so I don't have to worry about getting into that situation. What an idiot. Completely preventable.

[u/Sklarlight → u/nopuse]

Sure, maybe you need to hurt something to get out of a situation, but there's a difference between hurting something to escape, and hurting it after you've escaped like this guy does here. Luckily for both of us though, neither of us are dumbasses like this guy.

[u/zipel → u/Josbipbop]

I’m watching it again. Isn’t he more like “now what?”. He’s just removed the snakes mouth with his bare hands and seems to have a hard time figuring out how to let go without being bitten again.

[u/firstcoastyakker]

Now to get his fingers out of its mouth. Bad to bad.

[u/No_Discussion4617]

What did bro think was gonna happen, he was just gonna get all cuddly rubbing faces tf

[u/n6mub → u/No_Discussion4617]

He thought he was having his Disney Princess moment

[u/dylan2451]

Poor snake

[u/SquirrellyGrrly]

Pulling on it was stupid af, and harmful for both himself and the python. The snake's teeth point backwards.

[u/Noblerook → u/SquirrellyGrrly]

Unfortunately it looks like he’s ripping apart the snake at the end, so I don’t think he really cares about the snake very much.

[u/Sewelz]

Feeling bad for the snake

[u/Greenfieldfox]

Dumbest thing I’ve seen since guy who checks knife sharpness with hand.

[u/Skywanker_ → u/Greenfieldfox]

Dang, I got reminded how it sliced like cake

[u/MoMeneUH → u/Greenfieldfox]

you're not talking about that one where he karate chops the knife with the blade side up?

you didn't think that was ingenious? instantly learned a lesson for life.

[u/Greenfieldfox → u/MoMeneUH]

Yeah. That one. It went in deep.

[u/cardboardunderwear]

The average snake bite victim is a male between the ages of 16-24 playing with a snake.

[u/yes_im_tchola]

and judging by the end that pos probably hurt and killed the snake afterwards... it's just so evil to grab an animal, mess with it, get mad when it attacks you so you kill it

[u/I_Feel_Happy_For_You]

Fucker genuinely tried, if not did, snap the jaw split open, hope it was flexible enough to withstand this asshole, but i still doubt his ignorance-fueled ego will let him let the snake go

[u/WhitDawg214]

It's actually another snake filming this.

[u/piichan14 → u/WhitDawg214]

For their OnlySnakes

[u/IrwinMFletcher200 → u/piichan14]

OnlyFangs

[u/GeneralEagle]

Backwards pointing teeth for a reason.

[u/Undevilish]

[u/NuclearMaterial]

What is with this shitty music in the vids recently?

[u/Tobilaoui]

Don't play with wild animals. For them its eat or get eaten.

[u/ZeShapyra]

Unfortunetly the snake will suffer for being scared, and he didn't even want to drag his stupid face, his tooth got stuck

[u/Madmartigan2024]

The commitment of the camera person to get the footage should be commended.

[u/rageofa1000suns]

If it's a python, they don't have fangs, but have lots of razor sharp teeth which slant inwards to stop prey getting away.

The fact he also put both hands in it's mouth, I can say his hands are now cut up to fuck too.

[u/5711USMC]

r/donthelpjustfilm

[u/UnitedAttitude566]

I wish the music was louder and more distorted

[u/bearboyjd]

God I fucking hate snakes. But I hate this guy more. If it’s a pet he is a POS if it needs to be relocated he is a POS hell even if he wants to kill it he is a POS. Don’t torture the poor thing just cus you are a fucking idiot.

[u/Remomain1859]

Fuck this guy. I hope he didnt injure the snake. Humans suck and hurt or kill an8mals when the human decided to be an incompetent moron. Again....fuck this guy

[u/Entire_Researcher_45]

Smart

[u/piichan14]

That snake was also panicking when its fang got stuck to his mouth.

[u/OptiGuy4u]

Could we please stop posting this shit...

[u/Estelita_777]

Haha Indian Scarface

[u/Lost1107]

Maybe tag for nsfw

[u/mrlookinthesky]

Actual face hugger.

[u/yeatruestory]

Oooh she plays rough, thats naughty

[u/RaiyenZ]

[u/paisho143]

It was only a kiss, how did we end up like this...

[u/KBChicago11]

Cameraman doesn’t move an inch to help!

[u/verbalintercourse420]

Cool trick bro

[u/ab3249]

Bro…

[u/superthrust123]

This reminds me so much of Jake the Snake having the Cobra bite the Macho Man.

[u/witch_and_a_bitch]

r/praisethecameraman

[u/HoselRockit]

Did he get any tongue?

[u/ToughSpinach7]

Awe, who's a crabby Lil guy

[u/the_moosey_fate]

That’s just a deep kiss! You know, the French have to unhinge their jaw to show love!

[u/InnocentPrimeMate]

He’s a cold hearted snake! Look into his eyes!

[u/Sang1915]

too bad it wasn’t toxic

[u/Routine-Tradition-42]

There definitely is no lack of candidates for the Darwin Awards.

[u/Confident_Cold_9882]

My cat kisses me the same way

[u/OrangeSilver]

He's a French Snake 🐍

[u/DecompressionCentral]

That'll leave a mark. 😉

[u/inhugzwetrust]

And now I have your fingers

[u/Vanson1200r]

No means no!

[u/JohnnySins69op]

Well atleast he got an unexpected piercing

[u/Pixelatorxl]

That's passion and pain in one!

[u/Burigotchi]

The things these people do for selfies.

[u/LesBrandals]

Maybe it’s maybelline /s

[u/garrulouslump]

[u/JWMoo]

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

[u/mooncandys_magic]

[u/TheExclusiveNig]

Cameraman : The Internet’s gonna love this!

[u/Temporary-Routine-45]

What an idiot.

[u/Spartan__047]

He went for the peck, snake went for the French kiss XD

[u/Zenieil]

[u/Jason_TheMagnificent]

No means NO!

[u/tishanadine]

r/WinStupidPrizes

[u/Both_Armadillo_2775]

Dumb ass. Why the hell would he do that.

[u/cthulhus_apprentice]

that guy defenatly has scalie porn on his phone

[u/Branchley]

That may be the best example of those velcro teeth I've seen

[u/hongducwb]

Snakeee snakeeee......

[u/Rombledore]

HOW CAN SHE SNACK?

[u/fariaia]

Free piercing

[u/SelfInteresting7259]

[u/Just_Flower854]

With a full coil and lunge that snake could probably break his jaw or at least make him feel like it got broken, actually kinda lucky considering the dumbass way he hurt himself here.

[u/Diego_Pepos]

Might even be a fake video and the snake might as well be fangless

[u/SeaOutlandishness727]

Only ladies log ko kiss karta hai woh bhai

[u/stupid_cat_face]

Kinda like a leopard…. Just longer and snakier

[u/_ILP_]

I kiss my dog on the cheek sometimes. I would never feel the same way about my pet snake, wtf