r/instant_regret 6d ago

Bad luck

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u/semimillennial 6d ago edited 6d ago

Dumb question, is there a right way to do that?

Edit: Thank you for the dozens of responses giving the same three good answers. (Remove the legs first, get a second person to help, don’t get a glass desk.) They all seem obvious in retrospect, I knew it was a dumb question.

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u/THISUSERNAMEWILL 6d ago

Disassemble. Think the legs were adding stress to the glass it obviously couldn’t handle. Not meant to bear weight in that direction

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u/trunolimit 6d ago

NO DISASSEMBLE, JOHNY 5 ALIVE!!

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u/sybersonic 6d ago

STE-PHA-NIEEEEE

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u/LeaveThatCatAlone 6d ago

Your mother was a snowblower

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 6d ago

And your father smelled of elderberry

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u/THISUSERNAMEWILL 6d ago

Help me Rhonda

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u/Plus-King5266 6d ago

Yeah, get her outta my heart.

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u/Far_Treacle5870 5d ago

Thank you for this and all the comment gifs people sent. My 6 year old dog is named Jonni 5. Great wholesome cinema

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u/nugsy_mcb 6d ago

Los Locos kick your ass, Los Locos kick your face, Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!

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u/Halo_cT 6d ago

Don't forget to schedule that colonoscopy

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u/TheHYPO 6d ago

It looks to me like everything was going fine, but then the wheel on the bottom left leg rotated, which caused that end of the desk to drop quickly and then stop quickly, which probably put torque on either that leg, or the top left leg hanging in the air.

Needed at least one more person to hold the glass and support the legs from either side of the desk.

Others have suggested removing the glass while the desk was standing, but that would have been difficult, as each leg as freestanding, and once you take each one off, there’s nothing holding the leg or the glass up. I’m assuming he was tipping it over specifically to disassemble it.

A question to me is not why he was tipping the table, but why he was filming it.

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u/StreetofChimes 6d ago

I always wonder why things like this are filmed. Do people record their every move or is everything staged?

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u/MooseTetrino 6d ago

To be honest if I thought there was a risk of this happening, I’d also be filming.

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u/PewSeaLiquor 6d ago

Really? When you know you are making a bad choice your instinct is to prep to share your humiliation, instead of making a better choice?

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u/MooseTetrino 6d ago

If I know I am making a risky choice and have no other option then yes, I'd record it because at least I'll have footage to laugh at later if/when it goes wrong.

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u/PossumPundit 6d ago

Better choices are for Losers with no Bitches

Source- Am Loser with no Bitches.

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u/THISUSERNAMEWILL 6d ago

Ya good catch. Right after the wheel spins looks like the leg torques and the glass shatters.

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u/ElusiveGuy 6d ago

Others have suggested removing the glass while the desk was standing, but that would have been difficult, as each leg as freestanding, and once you take each one off, there’s nothing holding the leg or the glass up. I’m assuming he was tipping it over specifically to disassemble it.

Really inconvenient but probably the safest way to disassemble it would be to chock the glass from underneath and then remove the legs.

Basically you need a table for your table.

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u/TheHYPO 6d ago

Yeah, I thought of that, but like - you either have something wide enough to support the whole glass and EXACTLY tall enough to hold up the glass but still have the legs on the ground, or else the legs will be hovering, applying weight to either end of the glass (trying to bend the glass in a rainbow shape)

Then, it's much more awkward to unscrew free-hanging legs from below, and you have to ensure the table it doesn't want to tip off your support structure as the weight shifts by removing one leg at a time.

I will admit I've never assembled or disassembled a glass desk like this, but it would seem to me that upside-down is the most stable and 'correct' orientation to do assembly/disassembly.

Though I also note that if it was trying to flip it for disassembly, he hasn't put anything down (e.g. towel) to protect the glass surface once it was upside down on the floor, which I would have done.

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u/Shoottheradio 6d ago

Good observation I didn't see the legs spin like that until after you pointed it out.

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u/TurboTomNL 6d ago

It’s disassembled. Now what?

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u/OMGaneshOM 6d ago

Yeah this isn’t bad luck this is bad design

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u/West_of_Ishigaki 6d ago

Even better, don't buy tables and desks made of glass. Is about as sensible as making windows out of wood.

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u/FearLeadsToAnger 6d ago

no idea why anyone would downvote this very sensible take.

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u/wastedmytwenties 6d ago

I guess I'm a glass table. People think I look solid, but I fall to pieces under the smallest amount of stress.

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u/HibbletonFan 6d ago

Remove the glass first. If it can’t be removed then it is a two person job.

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u/Komobu542 6d ago

Another dumb question: Why was he even tipping it? Maybe he was attempting to take it apart? Just not that fast though......

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u/FancyJesse 6d ago

He probably wanted to see what was under the table. What better way than to lay it on its side and take a look?

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u/mattcoady 6d ago

Oh guess there's a bunch of glass shards down there, good thing I checked

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u/Technical-You-2829 6d ago

Well now he does know

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u/Eskuran 6d ago

"Wow there's so much glass under this table!"

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u/Technical-You-2829 6d ago

And he got a puzzle for free, no need to complain on that

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u/JohnnyPopcorn 6d ago

Probably to clean or replace the wheels

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u/NocodeNopackage 6d ago

Trying to turn a 2 person job into a 1 person job.

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u/My_Other_Name_Rocks 6d ago

Ok, looks like he has successfully completed step 1, what next?

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u/thedaytoday89 6d ago

Put it back together. I always get the corners in place first. I hope he still has the box so he can look at the completed picture to make it easier.

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u/AdMurky1021 6d ago

Take off the glass that is BOLTED to the legs. That's where the stress was.

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u/NagsUkulele 6d ago

What was the point of doing this shit in the first place?

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u/SlowBurnLopez 6d ago

He wanted to see what was under the desk.

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u/NagsUkulele 6d ago

I walked right into that one

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u/Positive-Wonder3329 6d ago

No I mean the guy still set up his phone or whatever to film this right? Why? There are still questions

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u/strumpster 6d ago

Couldn't see it coming?

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u/cinnamonrain 6d ago

Unfortunately he now has to toss it into the strumpster

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u/Tencer386 6d ago

Literally did a spit take hahaha, well done

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u/Ok_Work7396 6d ago

Have two people flip it over by actually picking it up and rotating it in the air without the legs touching the ground. Tipping a table over while leaning it on it's legs, glass or not, is bad for the table. It needs to be rotated in the air then have the legs removed while it's upside down. Wrap the top in a moving blanket and tie it to the wall of the truck.

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u/Certain-Sherbet-9121 6d ago

Don't buy a tempered glass table in the first place. Wood almost never shatters like that and ruins your day. 

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u/bladesire 6d ago

and when wood does shatter like this I bet it makes a way better video

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u/TheRemedy187 6d ago

To be honest its a dumb desk to buy to begin with lol. 

But he really needed to lay it down without putting all that weight on the leg sideways. Watch that left leg. That broke it. 

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u/Ben4d90 6d ago

Yea. The right way is to not get a freakin' glass desk.

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u/Boomerang_Lizard 6d ago

There should've been at least two people to handle the table so to avoid undue stress (specially on the left side without the support sheets).

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u/pereira2088 6d ago

I was thinking of being in the opposite side he's at, and tilt the table forward and hold it by the legs.

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u/j0hnnyWalnuts 5d ago

The damn directions say 'DO NOT MOVE WITH GLASS ON FRAME'

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u/pigeonwiggle 4d ago

best way is to replace the desk with a real one - made of wood or pressboard.

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u/plymdrew 6d ago

2 person lift.

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u/hashsamurai 6d ago

Yeah, with 2 people.

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u/bluepepper 6d ago

Yes: if you want to flip the desk, you lift the whole desk off the ground (a two person job at least) without the legs touching the floor. You can't put that much lateral stress on the legs attachment points.

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u/EmileTheDevil9711 6d ago

Don't use glass desktops, they are cold and they're not even good for masturbation for obvious reasons.

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u/JohnnyPopcorn 6d ago

To me it actually looks like the top left leg from our point of view broke it, by gravity and lever force. The right way to do this would be to buy a less dumb desk, this is a terrible design.

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u/No_Entrance7644 6d ago

That's what you get for buying glass furniture

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u/Icy_Transition1375 6d ago

Just shards

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u/ixianprobe 6d ago

To shards, you say?

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u/semimillennial 6d ago

And his wife’s glass desk?

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u/PumpernickelRodeo 6d ago

To shards, you say? Tsk Tsk tsk

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u/switchbladeeatworld 6d ago

Was his office rent-controlled?

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u/atetuna 6d ago

He sharded

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u/a_left_out_tomato 5d ago

It's all on the shard. hands shard over

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u/Dodel1976 6d ago

It's now a Jigsaw.

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u/Sad-Roll-Nat1-2024 6d ago

My thoughts exactly lol. I will never understand why people buy big pieces of glass furniture like this

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u/_Diskreet_ 6d ago

I bought a glass table once. Nothing big or fancy. Lifted it up and lent it against the wall while hoovering.

Finished, and between the split second between standing there and going to move it, it just exploded. I sighed and turned the hoover back on.

Never buy anything like that again.

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u/AZEMT 6d ago

It was broken on delivery! Why won't you refund me?!

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u/thejustducky1 6d ago

That's what you get for buying glass furniture

I mean some people prefer glass and they aren't wrong for preferring it ¯_(ツ)_/¯ It doesn't need to be a 'that's what you get' situation when well... 'that's what I meant to get' - ya just go in knowing that glass is breakable and the 1 or 2 times it breaks, it's not that big of a deal.

Fabric also stains irreparably, wood also splinters irreparably, and metal also rusts irreparably, all things that glass doesn't - as long as you treat it like glass.

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u/kataskopo 6d ago

None of those other things explode if their internal structure feels the slightest microscopical discomfort.

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u/Frosty-Age-6643 6d ago

That doesn’t look like bad luck, just a bad idea. 

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u/EyeDecay_IDK 6d ago edited 6d ago

Not even putting down a towel or blanket for starters too. Shit probably would have burst on the floor anyways, especially with him handling it uneven like that.

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u/kchairs 6d ago

He should have disassembled it. The legs pointing sideways torque'd the glass

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u/FearLeadsToAnger 6d ago

how would you disassemble it without turning it first. If you left it standing and started removing legs you would quickly end up with a big sheet of glass missing support in large areas.

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u/DILF_MANSERVICE 6d ago

It can survive being unsupported. It can't survive a two foot long lever being bolted to it and torqued.

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u/Gingevere 6d ago

Which is why 99% of glass desks have a complete frame that the glass just sits on top of. Making the glass part of the structure is just asking for trouble. Especially if they've put holes through it to secure the legs.

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u/denjo-t1aO 6d ago

he just needed a pal. with four hands this wouldn’t have happened

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u/dmje 6d ago

That glass can be glued back together no problem

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u/wkarraker 6d ago

Oooo, like an IKEA table!!

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u/lazyass133 6d ago

That’s almost impossible unless he has an Allen wrench.

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u/evanthx 6d ago

IKEA but hard mode

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u/dogshelter 6d ago

Load bearing physics has entered the room.

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u/SipoteQuixote 6d ago

Surely the heavy metal legs are powerless to the strength of... -puts on glasses- glass? Who wrote this shit.

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u/bluepepper 6d ago

Yep. Two things at play here.

First, it's putting pivotal stress to the legs attachment points, which it's not designed to sustain. The whole weight of the desk (and glass isn't light) is basically trying to bend the glass.

Second, with the legs horizontal, the wheels are originally pointing down, which is an unstable equilibrium. At some point they flipped up to reach a more stable equilibrium. This caused a sudden drop, which pushed the pivotal stress past the breaking point.

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u/Teppic5 6d ago

Well spotted, I didn't catch that the wheels swivelled.

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u/nahchan 6d ago

lol was just about to say it had nothing to do with luck and was just a lack in understanding the laws of physics.

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u/EnforcerMemz 6d ago

You bought a glass table....on wheels.... Wow.

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u/Aguita9x 5d ago

I did the same but no wheels, just normal legs. Those tempered glass tables are the horses of tables. They long for the sweet release of death.

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u/Rollerbladersdoexist 6d ago

Once that bottom right wheel flipped 90 degrees it was lights out.

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u/TheActualDev 6d ago edited 6d ago

I didn’t even notice that until reading your comment. It really was the clincher moment for that table’s end

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u/fap-free90 6d ago

Why was he filming

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u/8bitjer 6d ago

Probably because he knew this would happen. I am forced to question every video I see on the internet as nothing more than someone trying to get views. Unfortunately

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u/Brvcx 6d ago edited 6d ago

And more people should do that. People have slated me on road rage videos where it seems someone just randomly cut them off, brake checked them and then overtook them in order to try and throw their coffee at them. According to the video, nothing happened prior to that. The passenger just decided to start filming with their phone only for all the events to occur right away. So when I said I wondered what happened prior to the video, people got a bit angry, cause that wasn't in the video and we should just make an assessment purely on what we saw without ever thinking about any of it.

Because that's what we all do. We all randomly start filming a randomass road in a randomass city and immediately some randomass car starts trying to hit us off the road. Just like we all randomass decide to cut others off, brake check them and throw our beverage at them.

Edit: I was very calm when I was typing this, if it wasn't for this unyielding rage pent up inside me. Great assumption, though. 😂

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u/tea-and-chill 6d ago

Wow. Calm down. Take a deep breath. Ignore everyone (including me). Chill.

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u/BigBananaBerries 6d ago

In gambling it's called hedging your bets. You could be recording so that if something horrible did happen, you have it recorded & it's not a complete loss. I'm not saying all cases are genuine, far from it but it's not out the realms of possibility they realised it was a risky situation.

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u/1individuals 6d ago

Not saying it's legit, but lots of people film themselves doing things like this, for a time-lapse video/vlog/etc

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u/RussMan104 6d ago

Came here to ask this. I’m guessing he thought it might happen. 🚀

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u/LapinTade 6d ago

It's 2025, social media like tiktok/shorts/vlog/insta/... are existing.

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u/HighlightOwn2038 6d ago

The look of disappointment in his face

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u/a_real_vampire 6d ago

Ppl here all telling the how. I’m asking the why? As in why were he lying it down?

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u/Saw_Boss 6d ago

Maybe he wanted to take it apart.

Mission Accomplished!

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u/HiMyNameIsMamba 6d ago

And this, children, is why we never buy glass desks/tabletops.

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u/Aururai 6d ago

Nah, this is why you handle glass with care and don't impart bending forces on it.

You can absolutely flip that table over, but you cannot lay it on its side without holding the glass sheet yourself and not letting the legs take the weight sideways.

Basic knowledge about glass

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u/HiMyNameIsMamba 6d ago

That is true. You are right in that regard. I’m just not a big fan of glass surfaces in general due to things like this. I have pretty bad luck so I can definitely see this happening with me, no matter how carefully I handle the glass. That’s just me though.

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u/Aururai 6d ago

Oh yea, I'd consider a glass surface with wood under for support (I mean glass fully supported), but a fully glass table? No thanks

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u/Garchompisbestboi 6d ago

I'm sure there have been many self proclaimed glass experts who felt really stupid when their piece of furniture randomly exploded for no reason. It's just not a good material to make tables with.

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u/Aururai 6d ago

I agree, tempered glass has inherent tension in it, and small nick och scratch can release that tension, making the glass more or less explode.

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u/Holzkohlen 6d ago

I'm not even gonna buy a PC case with a glass side panel. I've seen many photos of those shattered to dust.

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u/TheRemedy187 6d ago

That had literally nothing to do with any form of concept of luck. He did that to himself

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u/jonoghue 6d ago

Glass tables/desks are always a terrible idea and this is a hill I will die on.

They're noisy when you place ANYTHING hard on them.

They are just asking for a mess of shards.

I hate them with a passion.

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u/Alex_Plumwood 6d ago

I will stand by you on this hill and also add how they never stay clean and hurt whenever you bang any part of your body against the edge of them.

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u/RedPillAlphaBigCock 6d ago

Why ever buy glass furniture in the first place ?

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u/jonoghue 6d ago

My dad has glass coffee tables and I hate them so much. You can't set anything down on them without a loud clank. They're heavy as hell. They get ugly fingerprints. And of course this can happen.

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u/carlosos 6d ago

Often cheaper, easier to clean, lighter (not sure why jonoghue says the opposite), you can look through it, and I like how glass furniture looks like. Just don't let something very heavy fall onto it or do what was done in the video.

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u/Lecture_Good 6d ago

What was he trying to do lol

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u/antrod117 6d ago

I don’t think it’s luck. Just severe stupidity

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u/FatherDuncanSinners 6d ago

You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.

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u/mister-crispy 6d ago

Wonder what he was going to do with it on its side?

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u/Charming_Ant_8751 3d ago

More like improper handling than bad luck 

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u/EvulOne99 3d ago

Exactly. Had he not let the two lower legs carry the full weight of the table, this wouldn't have happened.

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u/baIIern 6d ago

This guy has an awful taste, my god

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u/Abject-Pair-9814 6d ago

Why was he recording

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u/marcster357 6d ago

Why does he have a camera framed perfectly filming him do this?

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u/MariosBrother1 6d ago

Wow good thing they were filming

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u/mangaturtle 5d ago

Only fools get glass furniture.

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u/bugichprime 6d ago

Not bad luck just a serious case of ignorance

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u/Delicious_Invite_850 6d ago

What exactly was this guy trying to do and why?

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u/Erizo69 6d ago

Okay but.....why? I cannot think of a single reason to flip a glass table on its side.

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u/someone_stole_mine 6d ago

Why was he recording himself lowering his desk unless he expected/meant for this to happen?

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u/fluffynuckels 6d ago

Why was he filming

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u/dmicah44 5d ago

That’s not bad luck! That’s exactly what should happen 9 times out of 10 in this situation.

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u/Chungusfunny- 5d ago

the desk has wheels why would you want to turn it sideways?

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u/BigTexIsBig 5d ago

Not bad luck, idiot not understanding physics and glass.

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u/yellow_basin 5d ago

You could feel that stare

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u/mrlookinthesky 5d ago

Dropping the last few pieces of glass in his hands. 🤣

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u/Routine-Tradition-42 5d ago

Never liked glass topped furniture.

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u/codynilla 6d ago

I did the same thing with my wooden furniture. Will never try to assemble something solo again

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u/cdyesno 6d ago

Remind me of the Spanish movie Coffee table

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u/Bdorfn-1B 6d ago

Guess he's not streaming or gaming tonight.

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u/A_spiny_meercat 6d ago

This was 100% inevitable due to the stress from the leg mounts, and it still made me tingle

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u/TickletheEther 6d ago

Glue it back together

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u/TransportationNo1 6d ago

Bringing maximum leverage on a glass panel with holes drilled into it must be bad luck, yeah. The holes are the highest points of stress too. Man, what an unlucky guy :/

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u/rageofa1000suns 6d ago

I hate glass anything. I had a glass chopping board literally explode in my kitchen. I came home to glass everywhere...

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u/sevinsevins 6d ago

Bad decision no luck involved

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u/rylo151 6d ago

Not bad luck, but a skill issue.

Why would you even try to do this?

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u/Reserved_Parking-246 6d ago

Not luck.

Physics fucked him there. He put too much stress on the single leg.

Glass doesn't like twisting.

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u/mladi_gospodin 6d ago

Just glue it together, man!

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u/TheWillowRook 6d ago

Always wear safety glasses when handling such things. Dude was lucky.

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u/JayList 6d ago

Bad luck meets stupidity. Or impatience.

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u/saucetosser98 6d ago

Glass is just a bad idea for a desk anyway would have shattered eventually.

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u/ich3ckmat3 6d ago

Bad design instead. No supporting structure for the glass. This would happen sooner or later.

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u/Mmusic91 6d ago

Glass furniture should've stayed in the 80s, IMO

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u/bebop1065 6d ago

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I think that glass does not belong in interior furnishings. It always looked tacky to me and this proves it is unstable and potentially dangerous.

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u/Fragwolf 6d ago

To hell with glass furniture. It doesn't even look nice in half the locations you see it in, at best it's just there to be used and somehow detracts from the room.

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u/JacobTDC 6d ago edited 6d ago

Not even bad luck. As soon as he turned it sideways, it was all but guaranteed to break. Gravity acting on those legs generates more than enough torque at the attachment point to shatter it.

Imagine trying to hold one of those metal legs horizontally by nothing but the screw on one end between your fingertips. That's the amount of force acting on the glass at that top corner.

Granted, it looks like that's not what caused the shattering here, but it likely would have, had it not shattered because of that lower leg shifting, and it definitely played a part in the overall stress on the glass.

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u/Logridos 6d ago

This isn't "bad luck." This is fucking awful product design.

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u/FamousAtticus 6d ago

I often record myself moving glass furniture as well

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u/Wonder-Machine 6d ago

Not bad luck. You put all the weight on two poles

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u/SumPpl 6d ago

Glass furniture, the worst kind of furniture

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u/giuseppezuc 6d ago

I have a simple solution to this problem. Do not own a glass table.

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u/Vokaiso 6d ago

Not really bad luck the glass just got way too much tension from the weight of the supports being in the air.
Really correct way would be to unscrew when its standing up and then removing it.

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u/surface_ripened 5d ago

Lol, bro was fuckin doomed the second he decided this would work.

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u/Akshue 5d ago

One question. Do you just record everything you do? Why is turning a desk on its side something that is recorded?

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u/Kronos1A9 5d ago

Bad luck implies a lack of bad judgment

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u/a_left_out_tomato 5d ago

Hope he didn't lacerate his hands there

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u/kevinbaer1248 5d ago

The unsupported leg in the top left was putting too much tension on it and gave. This is why I’ll never buy a glass desk

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u/loogilineloom 5d ago

That is not bad luck, but lack of understanding of how things work in real life 🤣🤣

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u/grillboy_mediaman 5d ago

never getting glass anything if it's not a window or a cup. that shit scares me.

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u/Fine-Yesterday1812 5d ago

Probably didn’t read the directions like my hubby😂😂😂

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u/gffwomhell 5d ago

what was he even trynna do lol

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u/bisquitsandtea 5d ago

Little to do with luck. Just plain Physics and distribution of tension.

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u/stonekid33 5d ago

Not bad luck, just a bad idea.

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u/For_TheJoke 5d ago

I've never purchased a glass table after creating my Reddit account

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u/bobs143 4d ago

A glass desk like this is a two person job to lower like this. Looks like one of the legs became a stress point.

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u/pigeonwiggle 4d ago

that's not bad luck - that's bad furniture.

GLASS IS NOT FURNITURE - GLASS IS WINDOWS AND SHIT.

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u/sirjonn 2d ago

legs made pressure on the corner so the glass broke mostly for that

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u/RockMeIshmael 6d ago

If only he had a high IQ like me and my fellow epic Redditors.

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u/clera_echo 6d ago

Why is Zelenskyy doing renovations on his own?

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u/fareastcoast 6d ago

This is fake as fuck, who films this mundane nonsense...

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u/AdMurky1021 6d ago

Not bad luck at all, just pure stupidity

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u/Beeeeeeels 6d ago

Why was it filmed? Like did he think "hey if I fuck it up at least I can score internet points"?

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u/drangred1256 6d ago

That’s not bad luck, that’s stupidity. The desk/glass is not meant to have that much stress put on it with that type of angle.