Bad luck

[u/ElderberryDeep8746]

[u/No_Entrance7644]

That's what you get for buying glass furniture

[u/Icy_Transition1375 → u/No_Entrance7644]

Just shards

[u/ixianprobe → u/Icy_Transition1375]

To shards, you say?

[u/semimillennial → u/ixianprobe]

And his wife’s glass desk?

[u/PumpernickelRodeo → u/semimillennial]

To shards, you say? Tsk Tsk tsk

[u/switchbladeeatworld → u/PumpernickelRodeo]

Was his office rent-controlled?

[u/Another-Mans-Rubarb → u/switchbladeeatworld]

I was gunna eat that glass

[u/nasanchez1 → u/ixianprobe]

[u/SpareBinderClips → u/ixianprobe]

Clearly.

[u/PumpernickelRodeo → u/ixianprobe]

r/unexpectedfuturama

[u/atetuna → u/Icy_Transition1375]

He sharded

[u/a_left_out_tomato → u/Icy_Transition1375]

It's all on the shard. hands shard over