r/instant_regret • u/derek4reals1 • 5d ago

Right in the mommy-daddy-button

1.5k Upvotes

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u/Cador0223 5d ago

Now that's a penalty stroke. 

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u/guitarstitch 3d ago

Somehow, stroking seems pretty low on the list of potential activities right now.

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u/shadfc 5d ago

Could’ve dropped one ball but chose two

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u/MelaKnight_Man 5d ago

Underrated comment. 😄

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u/173slaps 5d ago

The ball was tired of being outside and wanted back into the sack.

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u/CrappyMSPaintPics 5d ago

Are they at the bottom of a dam?

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u/BobTheRaven 5d ago

Came to ask similar. WTH is that in the background???

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u/KatDanger 5d ago

“Mommy daddy button” is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read

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u/Sfgiants420 5d ago

I believe it's an Austin Powers reference

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u/smutketeer 5d ago

Fore!

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u/NMSNeon 5d ago

Skin

5

u/Thatnakedguy0 5d ago

I fucking love you

2

u/Monprr 2d ago

I should have yelled "two".

2

u/droptrooper 5d ago

What course is it? Love the bowling lane-esque bumper on the left side of fairway

2

u/SunLitWalker12 5d ago

al ball tross!

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u/Thatnakedguy0 5d ago

I’m just gonna stay here for a few circle back in about 10 minutes and I’ll let you know if you need to circle back around again. I think I’m better to cough up one of my nuts.

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u/fifoth 5d ago

Is that course at the bottom of a mine pit.....

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u/UltradudeRW 4d ago

The mommy daddy button 😭

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u/Lost_Minds_Think 4d ago

Take the drop? Seem like he dropped 3 balls.

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u/smudgy-undergarments 4d ago

Who lives in a pinapple under the sea

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u/RU424242 5d ago

Well, he won’t do that again.

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u/Active-Tour4795 5d ago

next time he'll know to be careful, this is a lesson for the future

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u/BarnyardCoral 5d ago

The camera guy's wheeze got me. 

1

u/monkeysknowledge 4d ago

Those are toddler shorts.

1

u/Milanesa_de_Pollo_ 4d ago

Well... He hit the ball.

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u/Pixelatorxl 3d ago

Yes, he hit the ball right into the balls!

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u/hurdagurdah 3d ago

Ha the testicles are sensitive. That means it’s funny. Laugh as required by Jeebus

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u/TheVeritableMacdaddy 5d ago

Oh, just missed the left corner pocket.

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u/Blakesdad02 5d ago

Or have Trumps caddy just drop a new ball.

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u/pulse7 5d ago

He hit himself in the balls with a trick shot, as a joke!

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u/mynamesnotsnuffy 5d ago

Technically isnt there a rule I can just move the ball anywhere for a 2 stroke penalty? Whats stopping me from dropping it right next to the hole and getting 3 on every hole on the course?

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u/Skeeblepop 5d ago

When you take a penalty and have to drop, you drop in an area no nearer to the hole.

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u/ronniecalberta 5d ago

Ball was OB anyway. Dumb shot.

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u/Mort-i-Fied 5d ago

Why isn't he clutching his waist if that is where the fence was touching him?

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u/PatientTwo2739 5d ago

....what? The golf ball hit him in the nuts how is this not blatantly obvious

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u/Mort-i-Fied 5d ago

Sorry, I missed that. 🤣

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u/-BananaLollipop- 5d ago

He was leaning on the fence, the ball ricocheted and hit him in the sack.

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u/Ninja_BrOdin 5d ago

The fence was holding him up.