r/instant_regret • u/Particular_Parking_4 • 4d ago

After playing with corn

715 Upvotes

82% Upvoted

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u/ThatGuyFromFlatLand 4d ago

Honestly I was expecting her teeth to chip or break but that was prabable just as painful.

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u/sunny4084 4d ago

Ive seen clips of exactly that

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u/ThatGuyFromFlatLand 3d ago

Yeah me too that's why I was expecting it.

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u/NoNeedForAName 4d ago

prabable

r/excargated

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u/ThatGuyFromFlatLand 3d ago

lol autocorrect can be a real jerk when your bilingual haha.

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u/orphncripplr 1d ago

yuo’er*

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u/ziggy182 4d ago

enjoy

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u/ClearlyCylindrical 4d ago

That link is staying the fuck blue

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u/unknownpoltroon 4d ago

Description:Guy loses two front teef doing what she was doing. It looks fake to me, the corncob looks like a dried corncob and theres no blood.

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u/-_Dare_- 3d ago

for sure fake lol. If bro had his two front teeth ripped out not only would there be blood, he'd be in crazy pain.

Dude in the video is just distressed.

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u/spookyfox1 4d ago

Props for sticking to that, I fucking didn't and I wish I'd left it blue.

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u/ziggy182 4d ago

Yeah man with drill makes his teeth fly out

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u/Korgon213 4d ago

Haha. Top comment-

“We know what he wants for Christmas.”

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u/plasmalightwave 4d ago

How did he not start bleeding like crazy?

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u/ziggy182 4d ago

Probably did eventually

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u/apollo11733 4d ago

That’s why you eat certain foods with fork and spoon and and some with your hand and never with power tools

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u/cerrera 4d ago

I’m sure we can find a food you can eat with power tools.

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u/Targaryen-ish 4d ago

Hmm, corn?

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u/Sapphic_Honeytrap 4d ago

Cream corn with a transfer pump

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u/TheFerricGenum 3d ago

I’m not sure it’s a power tool but your mom’s hitachi is close and I eat it with that

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u/arand0md00d 4d ago

Ice cream definitely ice cream

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u/twizzjewink 4d ago

like in a sprayer?

I like a challenge!

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u/bearboyjd 4d ago

Weird. I eat all my food with a lathe and baggy clothes. What is life without a little adventure?

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u/twizzjewink 4d ago

That explains why I can't eat soup with my hands.

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u/amosant 4d ago

Is that a wig over a bald cap? Or a bald cap with several small toupee pieces? Her hair came out way too easy and her scalp wouldn’t look that clean afterwards.

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u/Kryslor 4d ago edited 3d ago

Yeah it's obviously fake. If nothing else ripping put that much hair would be super painful

Edit: apparently it's real wtf

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u/PocketBuckle 3d ago

Nope

https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/s/JAPj04gjz9

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u/Kryslor 3d ago

Wow, I stand corrected! How tf did it come out so cleanly and how did she maintain a poker face throughout...?

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u/Zhong_Ping 3d ago

Shock

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u/MarshalLawTalkingGuy 4d ago

And she’d probably bleed too

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u/ApoBeel 3d ago

It's real, I remember watching the part right after this with her in the hospital when it first happened.

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u/Lethaldiran-NoggenEU 3d ago

No bleeding at all? Is that not crazy?

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u/Kurovi_dev 4d ago

To all the people here saying it’s “obviously” fake, this is her after:

https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4implx/i_thought_it_was_fake_sorry_for_doubting_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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u/Floppyhoofd_ 3d ago

Came here to say there's a follow up, but you were first 😅

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u/arab-european 4d ago

She is like:

Oh, hair is gone....hmmmm... whatever

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u/GrandmasBoyToy69 4d ago

No, that's reality slowly setting in. Sick stomach feeling incoming

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u/brohanrod 4d ago

Sus

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u/spacekitt3n 3d ago

looks too clean too. there would be a much bigger struggle i feel like it didnt even pull at all

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u/rabbi420 4d ago

Like… how are there people this dumb? How do they survive the first 10 years of life?

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u/Bean2527 4d ago

Flukes. Huge ass flukes.

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u/Ok_Respect_5484 4d ago

Almost got corn holed.

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u/Sir_Kardan 3d ago

She looked better in the beggining of the video.

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u/Battlemanager 4d ago

A clip as old as the internet itself.

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u/im-not-a-fakebot 4d ago

Could have been worse, I’ve seen the effects of hair getting caught in power tools and tearing off parts of their scalp

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u/SelfSustaining 4d ago

That probably hurt so fucking bad but it won't register until the shock wears off.

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u/crunx22 3d ago

It was either the hair or the teeth. She lucked out.

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u/BabyChalupa0w0 3d ago

Now she is part samurai.

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u/Bic44 3d ago

I honestly feel bad for her. Yes, I know it's stupid. It was something I could see myself doing when I was a teenager 30+ years ago. Lesson learned hopefully

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u/ChesterZirawin 3d ago

Seen clips of ppl's teeth pop out doing this, a bit of hair is the best outcome here lmao

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u/Milo_Fuckface 3d ago

Corn is fucking dangerous!!

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u/N0DAMNG00D 2d ago

Reddit is there an update? Was she able to regrow her hair, i hope this wasn’t permanent because that looked ugly and painful. 😓

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u/RelationshipFew5509 2d ago

In fairness I've seen people lose teeth doing this crap, so a little bold spot is probably a better outcome 😂

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u/USSHammond 4d ago

Ah yes, the drill corn repost again. Last time wasn't even an hour ago

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u/The_Sir_Galahad 4d ago

I hope for her sake that didn’t rip out her follicles.

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u/Americanhikikimori 4d ago

Always tie your hair up before using power tools

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u/GORGOTH_ONE 4d ago

Will her hair be able to grow back?

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u/Apprehensive-Map7024 4d ago

She will cry alot seconds after this ;( i am sorry for here. But yes this was sooooo stupid

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u/ye3tr 4d ago

Almost like it's a POWER tool or something...

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u/Half_Spark 4d ago

I have seen this SO many times, but I still watch it over and over. Just stupid funny.

Thanks!

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u/Korgon213 4d ago

At least it wasn’t the teeth

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u/jeffchen248 4d ago

Ouch that must hurt

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u/Pixel-Princess-85 3d ago

This an oldie but a goodie

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u/JWMoo 3d ago

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

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u/ExcellentLake2764 3d ago

Something takes a part of me....

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u/Hot_Independence6933 2d ago

No screaming her lungs out? Fake garbage🚽

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u/ChefArtorias 1d ago

Now I've ever seen a chunk of hair removed quite like that but wouldn't there probably be some blood or skin damage?

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u/Educational-War-5107 4d ago

Obviously fake.

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u/TheDuke1847 3d ago

Hahaha

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u/thesunnybaudelaire 4d ago

If this is real, my God! I think hair doesn't grow in cases of scalping, a terrible pain!

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u/Whole_Sweet_Gherkins 4d ago

Wouldn’t it bleed? I got one of my dreadlocks pulled out playing football and it bled like a mf

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u/Slenius 4d ago

She is too calm

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u/Yoda2000675 4d ago

No way this is real, that would be extremely painful

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u/ziggy182 4d ago

Haha! The other one that makes me laugh like this it when a guy pulls out his front teeth

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u/Man_in_the_uk 7h ago

Translation please.