r/instant_regret • u/shaka_sulu • 8d ago

This guy selected Brian Robinson Jr (ranked 75th) instead of Bijan Robinson (ranked 2nd)for the first pick overall in his NFL fantasy league draft.

4.6k Upvotes

218 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Calligrapher-Fuzzy • 8d ago

When you let the intrusive thoughts win

4.9k Upvotes

82 comments

r/instant_regret • u/PxN13 • 9d ago

Attempted robbers got whooped in Dagestan

4.7k Upvotes

221 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Suddern_Cumforth • 9d ago

Self entitlement, or insurance fraud?

962 Upvotes

29 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Suddern_Cumforth • 10d ago

A swing, and a miss.

9.6k Upvotes

791 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Delicious_Republic_4 • 11d ago

I think he broke his face

12.5k Upvotes

516 comments

r/instant_regret • u/DepressedNoble • 11d ago

Biting on what you can't chew

3.1k Upvotes

76 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Solo_Entity • 12d ago

He, in fact, did not have “The Pass”

14.8k Upvotes

1.6k comments

r/instant_regret • u/Downtown-Teach8367 • 12d ago

Got the Indian stick treatment

18.2k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/instant_regret • u/Suddern_Cumforth • 11d ago

Oh, no! Anyway...

1.4k Upvotes

82 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Particular_Parking_4 • 12d ago

Happy birthday Julia

2.0k Upvotes

37 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Particular_Parking_4 • 12d ago

When you celebrate to early

9.4k Upvotes

355 comments

r/instant_regret • u/saidulsaimon • 12d ago

Instant regret

1.6k Upvotes

41 comments

r/instant_regret • u/kunnyanghae • 13d ago

do you like to steal mail?

14.8k Upvotes

632 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Particular_Parking_4 • 12d ago

Not again

1.7k Upvotes

77 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Suddern_Cumforth • 13d ago

Looks like somebody might be texting and driving.

14.8k Upvotes

522 comments

r/instant_regret • u/derek4reals1 • 13d ago

Guy regrets his actions twice in the same video (sorry about the music)

4.0k Upvotes

305 comments

r/instant_regret • u/MobileAerie9918 • 14d ago

You know he’s gonna say he didn’t do it!!

11.5k Upvotes

472 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Sometypeofway18 • 15d ago

Stage diving

2.7k Upvotes

183 comments

r/instant_regret • u/MobileAerie9918 • 15d ago

Well yeah, this is the most gentle treatment they would receive from the Russian police (for doing what they did)

1.4k Upvotes

93 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Suddern_Cumforth • 15d ago

What a rock star.

10.0k Upvotes

397 comments

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Instant Regret (in'-stint rē-gret') n. a subreddit dedicated to deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences and horrible results; things which may cause someone to say, "oh man, did I just screw the pooch!"

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Instant Regret

(in'-stint rē-gret') n.

a subreddit dedicated to deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences and horrible results; things which may cause someone to say, "oh man, did I just screw the pooch!"

Guidelines & Rules

1) Videos and gifs must show regret. No text messages or still frames. Sometimes the display of regret is unmistakable. It can be evident in someone's face, or in their body language. Sometimes it's a judgment call. If you think it works, try it out. If we delete it, you were wrong. We are Reddit™ moderators. We are always right!

A fail is not a regret. Some ripper eating a swellbow while trying to bone a rail on the backside, (that's skater lingo for a bad crash. I looked it up (made it up)), isn't regret. There should be a look of surprise, and an expression that clearly says, "Oh no. Oh, God no. I really should not have done that. Why did I do that?"

Other examples that aren't regret:

An immediate reaction to pain.

Eating bad food and not liking it is not regret. You knew what was going to happen, dumbass.

Laughter is not an expression of regret. It's just not.

A picture of a sunburn or a crappy tattoo is not evidence of regret. For all we know you like looking like a pumpkin, and definitely still want that potato tattoo on your ankle.

2) Regret must be instant or near-instant. If someone does something which only has bad consequences minutes or hours later, it is not considered instant.

3) No Animal Abuse. We love animals. They are capable of regret, but we don't want to see videos where their regret is the fault of humans, involves cruelty, injury or is in any way unpleasant.

4) No compilations. Just pick one good thing and go with it. Everybody likes it when you do that.

5) If the video is longer than 20 seconds, please use a tag to tell everyone when the lead-up to the regrettable moment begins. For example [regret at 4:20]. Or post the video queued up to the point where things get good and the regret quickly follows. But, ultimately, these are just excellent suggestions. You're the director. Make it good. And don't worry. If it sucks, we'll get rid of it for you.

6) Reposts are highly discouraged. Reposts are allowed, but reposts which have been posted recently or are in the top of all time will be removed.

No Dannys. If your name is Danny and we find out we will ban you.

WE HATE SPAM!

We remove spam.

We exact vengeance on those who give us spam.

If you see spam, report spam.

If you see an account that uses a YouTube channel that takes videos from other channels in order to accumulate karma on said account. Report that account, We'll take care of it.

and finally...

REMEMBER YOUR REDDIQUETTE

Please, no abusive comments, hate speech, or any other personal attacks.

Doxing, brigading, and witch-hunting are not allowed.

This includes derailing commentary sections to complain about prolific users, and by that we mean "Gallowboob is not against the rules". Complaining about the OP rather than the content is an easy way to earn a temporary ban.

The moderators reserve the right to remove posts & comments, and to ban users at our own discretion. If we feel your post doesn't fit, we'll remove it. If you are an abusive person, or an intolerable troll, we just might ban you. If you feel that your post or comment has been removed unfairly, please feel free to message us. We'll try to be nice. We're not perfect but we really are working on it.

If you see someone breaking the rules, please message the mods and let us know.

Thanks! Now, please enjoy our sub and the consequences resulting from the poor choices made by your fellow humans.

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