This happened around 10 years ago but it still baffles me to this day. So I thought I would share.
I was 23 and had just graduated with a masters degree in Mechanical Engineering from a good English university. Due to a parent getting sick and passing away in my final year, I didn't apply to any graduate schemes and was suddenly thrust into the shark pit that is Engineering entry level positions.
I was scared and took the first interview I was offered, at a company that designed insulation for machinery.
Bought myself a suit and drove over. When I arrived, to my surprise there were loads of other graduates also there. Red flag number 1.
I spoke to the receptionist and was told that I needed to take "the exam" before I was "allowed" to interview. Exam?! I started sweating buckets, I was not told about any exam and I began to panic thinking of all I had forgotten in the 2 months since I finished my degree.
I was led into a room filled with other hopeful grads and I sat down and opened the paper.
It was 50 multiple choice questions...
-What is the largest ocean?
-Who was the first American president?
-If you have 20 sheep and all but 4 die, how many sheep do you have?
-Draw an isosceles triangle.
I was a bit stunned at the choice of questions but finished up, handed in my paper and after 10 minutes I was "permitted" to take the interview.
I entered a room and was greeted by the Head of the Company and the Head of HR.
We did some introductions, sat down and the CEO said.
"I am very disappointed in you"
I was taken aback, "I'm sorry, what?"
"You scored 49/50, the highest result so far on our exam. But the question you got wrong is appalling for someone wanting a career in engineering."
He flipped the paper round and pounded his finger on a question. It was a maths equation but written badly.
3x4÷2+7x8 or the like.
"Explain yourself"
I looked at the answer again, maybe I had made a mistake, but no it was correct. I told him my answer was right.
"How could you possibly get that answer"
"I used BODMAS" (PEMDAS for my American friends)
"I have never heard of that, everyone knows you go left to right."
I argued my case but was met with a smug "we will agree to disagree"
Another red flag.
We moved on and he told me about the company and how they manufactured insulation rated from -500C (-868f) to 1000C (1832f). I must've made a face because he asked me what's wrong.
"-500C is impossible"
"Well our cutting edge technology makes that possible"
"No, it's actually physically impossible for anything to go below -273C"
He threw down his pen clearly annoyed.
"What if I said I will call our Engineering chief right now? Would you stand behind that statement?"
I said "go for it"
This poor guy was dialled in on speaker and confirmed that
a) BODMAS was an actual thing
b) nothing can go below -273.15C
c) their top tier insulation definitely cant go to -500C
Boy did the interviewer look pissed.
We wrapped up after 10 more minutes where he gave clipped responses to all my questions. I was asked to wait again in reception "in case there were any follow up questions"
After 5 mins I thought, screw it, I am out of here. I thanked the receptionist and left.
As I was reversing my Mum's VW Polo out to leave there was a big knock on the window and my interviewer was stood there.
I wound down the window confused and he said "Just wanted to let you know, you have the job, I will call you tomorrow to discuss when you will start"
After all the song and dance earlier, I was quite surprised.
"No thank you, I'm going to explore other opportunities"
He looked so hurt, and I remember him staring daggers at me, hands on hips as I drove away as fast as I could.
The whole thing was just so bizarre and there were so many moments where I should have just packed up and left. I'm now happily a Senior Engineer at a big engineering company, but I wonder time to time how miserable I would've been if I had said yes to my horrible first interview.