r/johannesburg • u/time4anarchism • Apr 16 '25

Serious Helpful advice to new residents from out of town

Let's be helpful and neighbourly and offer newcomers to Joburg helpful advice.

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u/No_Kangaroo_388 Apr 17 '25

Welcome to jhb where people are fake but the crime is real

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u/time4anarchism Apr 17 '25

Joburg is the city of temptation, so be sure of your principles before you lose yourself here

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u/Faerie42 Apr 16 '25

There’s a cheese factory two blocks up from my house, they make their own. Awesome deli.

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u/TheVonz Apr 16 '25

What's the name of this deli!

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u/Faerie42 Apr 17 '25

Italian Cheese Distributors

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u/jasontaken Apr 17 '25

petrol goes up or down on the first tuesday night of the month

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u/time4anarchism Apr 17 '25

That's not limited to jhb

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u/MittwochDesSchwarzen Apr 17 '25

You don't have to drink to have a good time. (But you have to take your clothes off 2🎶😎)

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u/CrocanoirZA Apr 17 '25

Which area have you moved into and from where?

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u/time4anarchism Apr 17 '25

I'm a joburg native ma boet

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u/Treemann Apr 18 '25

Get a dog if you can. Take it to the park. Walk it. Free, fun thing to do in Joburg.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '25

Sign up for public library membership at the closest municipal library near you. It's free and the collection is obviously massive. There are dedicated children's sections too.