I farted during Ura Nage

[u/Front-Hunt3757]

During randori, I tried to counter a forward throw with Ura Nage and a fart involuntarily escaped my body.

Luckily, it was loud all around us (because of multiple people doing randori), so I don't think anyone noticed.

That is all.

[u/efficientjudo]

"If you've never farted in training, you've never trained hard enough"

[u/MOTUkraken → u/efficientjudo]

Well said

[u/Agitated-Chemist8613]

Ive inhaled a fart from point blank range. Insta-tap

[u/Front-Hunt3757 → u/Agitated-Chemist8613]

hopefully it wasn't during newaza

[u/NiteGriffon]

Just keep in mind that a yoga studio has a bigger brass section than Judo and BJJ put together.

[u/ImmediateRadio9734 → u/NiteGriffon]

Pair yoga with a vegan diet and it’s like The Horns of Jericho.

[u/IM1GHTBEWR0NG]

4 Hail Mary’s and one serenity prayer.

[u/Front-Hunt3757 → u/IM1GHTBEWR0NG]

Thank you, father

[u/flaming_bob → u/Front-Hunt3757]

Kano be thy name

[u/No-Swing8791]

My coach farted while demonstrating juji gatame on a student in front of the class. The student didn’t tap

[u/Front-Hunt3757 → u/No-Swing8791]

pink eye

[u/Uchimatty]

Around these parts we call that kuzushi

[u/Black6x]

Rocket-powered Judo. It's especially powerful in yagura nage.

At least you didn't get 5+ farts squeezed out of you in a quiet dojo.

[u/Front-Hunt3757 → u/Black6x]

damn lol

"Oye!"

where was the instructor from

[u/Black6x → u/Front-Hunt3757]

New Jersey.

[u/guyb5693]

Did you follow through?

[u/Front-Hunt3757 → u/guyb5693]

no, just strained

[u/Specialist-Alfalfa39]

I once farted on someone’s face doing the arm bar. I blamed the cover on the mat

People know how to ignore farting during randori or warm up except me, I always liked stupid humour

[u/Resilient_hydrangea]

Did you get the ippon though?

[u/Front-Hunt3757 → u/Resilient_hydrangea]

no, sadly. I apparently was trying to hard to, though

[u/Hannibaalism]

do you know shart

[u/lo5t_d0nut]

 it was loud all around us (because of multiple people doing randori), so I don't think anyone noticed.

... but did they smell it?

[u/Front-Hunt3757 → u/lo5t_d0nut]

I wasn't worried about that. The room was full of people. Anyone else could've done it for as far as they know

[u/MOTUkraken]

I farted even without Ura Nage

[u/MOTUkraken]

Pretty sure I farted while doing Sangaku Jime and got farted on while doing Sangaku Jime at least once.

[u/Aspiring-Ent]

I had a training partner fart while I was in his triangle choke.

[u/philosophyolive]

I farted during a fart

[u/solongsuckersss]

I farted when someone tried to throw me with tomoe nage. Their foot position was too high and they kicked me in the stomach

It's happened to us all 🤣

[u/RepresentativeBar793]

The more carbs one eats, the more one farts.

Benjamin Franklin wrote a book entitled "Fart Proudly" a short few hundred years back. Good reading while enjoying coffee or tea in a hipster cafe!

[u/miqv44]

Shame, be proud of your farts. It's like karate kiai- judo version.

If you never farted loudly after being thrown hard on the ground- are you even a proper judoka, bro?

In my old schedule I was eating a small mcdonalds meal right before my judo class, believe it or not but it was a good peformance boost for me. Downside was burping and rarely farting during practice, especially hard belly muscle training we do at the end of each class. It always lightened up the mood in the dojo, especially after harder randori where everyone was exhausted and some were bruised.

[u/313078]

Better than farting during kamichio gatame

[u/AdAdministrative2076]

Bro its fine i once farted while in a hold down and it was moony katami or however you spell it

[u/flugenblar → u/AdAdministrative2076]

Mune gatame, but I love ‘moony’ … besides neither of our writing is kanji… so it doesn’t matter

[u/AdAdministrative2076 → u/flugenblar]

😭🙏

[u/Away_Telephone_7800]

Consider it not a fart but a fighter’s spirit