Once when I was like 4 or 5 my grandma was driving me to school and I was really short (obviously) and I tried to see the road from my window but I couldn't so I opened the car door to see so we had to stop the car and my grandma gave me a stern lecture 💀

"Da giraffe was blue and pink" 😭

she was pretending to jump scare me

I was 12 at the time.

Hi. I'm a boy who's almost 13. My mom has a friend called Christina, with 2 kids: Yi and Henry. I hate those two cunts. Yi is 8, and Henry is 4 or 5. I dont give a shit. Why do I hate them? Well, they're idiots. Yi is extremely addicted to an iPad. And I see ZERO FUCKING RESTRICTIONS. I dont have an iPad, but I can at least read. In fact, Yi is so addicted, I can't even understand what the fuck is inside his brain. First of all, he tried to climb a stairway. If he did, he would've broken his legs, or even died. I saved that dickface, and I told his mother to punish Yi by never giving him the iPad. She didn't listen. Yi never got any punishments. I was angry. This isn't good parenting. This is just not giving a fuck about their kids and not realizing what they're doing. Yi isn't even capable of speaking well too. I can't understand him. My mom thinks I'm "disrespectful" when I saved Yi's life, while Yi's mom and the other adults were partying. holy fuck. My mom and her friends are dumber than A CHILD!? TF. What Yi is doing, doesn't look like he even thinks about his career. He just sits down, all day on iPad. I hate that bastard. He frustrates me all the time. Also, I wanted to warn adults about brain rot. And to give them limits. My mom told me to not give them advise. SHUT UP MOM YOU DIDNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YI ABOUT TO NEARLY DIE. So, am I the dick? Or not? So, should I break that spoiled bitch's iPad?

among us ahh kid

When I was a kid, I loved playing the various licensed games on the family PlayStation 2, but I couldn't read, so one day I accessed the memory card data and found it amusing when I deleted something, so I proceeded to do that in the memory card me and my brother shared every chance I got. Not long after, my brother or I would realize we had to start all of our games all over again, and I didn't have the slightest clue why.

This video is an obvious free Robux scam, and these, like, 5 year olds want some. IT'S JUST AN ATTENTION FARM 🥀💔

Translated, it means "I need it, I can't do it right now, but I have a question. Can you do it too? Yes, that's right, but anyone can do it. My form, and so I'll describe it to you."

Plane is preparing to land, so all windows should stay open.

[Not 100% accurate translation]

Girl in front of me sitting next to a window: dad, close the window, this sun is so bright it harms my eyes!!!

Dad: we can't close the window, that woman [flight assistant] said to not close it.

Girl: close the window!!!

Dad: just turn around and don't look at it.

Girl: I don't want to! [*stays looking at sun and screaming, punching her seat and demanding parents to close the window untill the plane landed. When it stopped, parents closed the window and girl started crying because now she can't see the sun]