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Phonetics/Phonology Guess my native language based on my opinion of vowels

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u/Impressive-Ad7184 21d ago

why hate /ɯ/ 😔, its so fun to say words like yıldırımı

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u/S-2481-A 21d ago

Top 10 cellar doors:

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u/Living-Ready 21d ago

If I take over the world I will ban /ɯ/ from all languages and replace them with /ɨ/ /ɘ/ /ɤ/

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u/Background-Ad4382 21d ago

I need to keep ɨ ʉ ɯ & ɤ separate for my languages

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u/Living-Ready 21d ago

Someone invent an unrounded /ʊ/

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u/Background-Ad4382 20d ago

how's this: /u/, see how the tops remain straight and not rounded? 😎

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u/heckitsjames /ˈbit.t͡ʃe/ 20d ago

that's usually transcribed as /ɯ̽/, or just /ɯ/ if you're lazy

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u/Living-Ready 21d ago

Also feel free to destroy me in the comments based on how much you disagree with me

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u/Living-Ready 21d ago edited 21d ago

I love how nobody is speaking up for [ɶ] and [ɞ]

edit: also [ʏ] because it doesn't exist outside of conlangs

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u/EldritchWeeb 21d ago

[ʏ] is, I think, how a German lax/short /y/ is generally transcribed

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u/scatterbrainplot 21d ago

And in Laurentian French too! (But whether it's now phonemic is debated.)

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u/YankeeOverYonder 21d ago

SE US speakers use it as their <foot> vowel too, sounds kinda derpy

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u/EldritchWeeb 21d ago

I whispered that to see if it's familliar and got a minor stroke, thank you

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u/_Dragon_Gamer_ 21d ago

Cuz the former isn't real haha

ɶ̝ is real though since well I use it every day in Flemish for <ui>. And while it's not the most beautiful of vowels, I will defend it

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u/Background-Ad4382 21d ago

we use ɞ in Hsiang (western dialect Loudi/Shaoyang)

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u/_Dragon_Gamer_ 21d ago

Oh yeah I wasn't implying that that one wasn't real. It's ɶ that isn't

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u/DefinitelyNotErate /'ə/ 18d ago

'Cept of course they're both real. Though [ɞ] is probably more common and easier to pronounce. (It just kinda sounds like /ʊ/ to me though. But that's not saying much, Most rounded monophthongs sound like either /ʊ/ or /ɚ/ to me.)

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u/_Dragon_Gamer_ 18d ago

Yeah it sounds like that to me too

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u/COArSe_D1RTxxx 21d ago

rounded upside-down a?

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u/_Dragon_Gamer_ 21d ago

Something like that, or rounded æ or smt

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u/DefinitelyNotErate /'ə/ 18d ago

Well, No, That'd be [ɶ̝̈], Which is probably more reasonably written as [ɞ̞]. Since [ɶ] is defined as a front vowel, [ɶ̝] would be the rounded equivalent of [æ], More or less identical to [œ̞]. Though in a perfect IPA it'd instead be the rounded equivalent of [æ̝], With [ɶ] itself being the rounded equivalent of [æ], And [a] being a fully open central vowel with no rounded equivalent, But alas, We liven't with a perfect IPA.

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u/DefinitelyNotErate /'ə/ 18d ago

Cuz the former isn't real haha

Hahaha I get it, 'Cause that's clearly not true, Right? Pretty funny joke!

([ɶ] does exist, Because [a] isn't fully open, It can't be because it's front, So the fully open [ä] indeed has no rounded equivalent, But the front [a] does, Just as the back [ɑ] does, And if you disagree... I mean you're just wrong? I dunno what else to tell you. I can send you a recording of me pronouncing it, If you like.)

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u/_Dragon_Gamer_ 18d ago

Well good to know that I was wrong

Since it's a phoneme I pronounce on the daily too

But I'd heard people say it's not real so I just assumed that I only thought I was pronouncing the phoneme while it's actually ɶ̝ or something

I would still be interested in that recording though, to know for sure that it's the one I pronounce too

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u/Living-Ready 18d ago

Isn't /a/ a central vowel though? (Ignore what the diagram says) but I always assumed it is

If by front /a/ you mean /æ/ or something slightly lower then yeah

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u/SolviKaaber 20d ago

[ʏ] is in Icelandic and is very common, represented by the letter u. While [u] is represented with ú.

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u/The_Brilli 20d ago

So is German a conlang. Huh, the more you know

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u/Living-Ready 20d ago

No but some dialects of it are

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u/The_Brilli 20d ago

Like for example?

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u/TheMightyTorch [θ,ð,θ̠̠,ð̠̠,ɯ̽,e̞,o̞]→[θ,δ,þ,ð,ω,ᴇ,ɷ] 20d ago

German speaker here, technically, standard German is artificial, so kinda?

anyways [ʏ] and [ø] are very real and [o] isn't too bad, although a bit too unserious in unstressed positions

But I do agree that open rounded vowels are not real, especially [ɒ]

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u/DefinitelyNotErate /'ə/ 18d ago

[ɒ] is really just the liminal space between [ɑ] and [ɔ], Every possible allophone of it sounds like one or the other of those, Maybe both. At least [ɶ] sounds pretty distinct.

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u/potatosalad2005 21d ago

I believe Estuary has the near close near front rounded vowel as the standard realization of the foot vowel, alongside some other varieties of English 🥲

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u/Dependent_Cow_1621 20d ago

Isn’t /ʏ/ used in Icelandic?

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u/K1t_Cat 20d ago edited 20d ago

It’s used (allophonically) in my local dialect of English

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u/DefinitelyNotErate /'ə/ 18d ago

Hey frick you man [ʏ] occurs in my native dialect of English!!!

For example in the word [fɐˈkjʏw]

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u/lawrenceisgod69 21d ago

Bulgarian

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u/Living-Ready 21d ago edited 21d ago

I like the vowels in Bulgarian but unfortunately they don't have [ɨ]

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u/Kartof124 20d ago

Bulgarian doesn’t really have rounded vowels.

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u/Witherboss445 21d ago

Mandarin?

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u/Living-Ready 21d ago

正确!

Try guessing the variety too?

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u/RijnBrugge 21d ago

You consider Wu a variety of Mandarin?

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u/Living-Ready 21d ago

No

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u/RijnBrugge 21d ago

Aight, wasn’t aware any Mandarin has œ

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u/Living-Ready 21d ago

It doesn't, but I hear Cantonese a lot where I live so I kinda grew fond of it (also [ø] for the same reason)

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u/OhShootYeahNoBi 16d ago

I’ll go with a 湖北 dialect since my family from there and it shares a lot of the Cantonese characteristics while maintaining Mandarin prononciations if that makes sense. I.e. 点心 is still Dian xin but with more Cantonese vowels.

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u/ElegantEggplant 21d ago

Russian?

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u/Living-Ready 21d ago edited 21d ago

phonologically kinda close actually

also [ə] doesn't really exist as its own thing in Russian so no

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u/Pale-Noise-6450 21d ago

Portuguese?

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u/Living-Ready 21d ago edited 21d ago

portugalcykablyat

also unfortunately I can't comprehend nasal vowels

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u/DefinitelyNotErate /'ə/ 18d ago

also [ə] doesn't really exist as its own thing in Russian so no

Doesn't it? I've definitely seen it fairly often in phonetic transcriptions of Russian.

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u/Disastrous-Sell-584 17d ago

In a nutshell, it always appears in standart Russian when written a/o aren't stressed, but it never makes a difference for understanding, and there's no letter for it. I guess It works the same way in english tho

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u/NorthernDagger 21d ago

Danish?

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u/Living-Ready 21d ago edited 21d ago

nah then I would have to like every vowel out of necessity

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u/DefinitelyNotErate /'ə/ 18d ago

This is true, The Denmark is the only place where people can say [ɶ] without much effort. I think they also invented a way to say [ɒ] as well, Impressive.

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u/the_corn_is_coming ʔːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːː 21d ago

Cantonese?

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u/Living-Ready 21d ago edited 21d ago

Close!

Although I think a Cantonese might prefer [ɒ] over [ɑ] since they don't have [ɑ] but they kinda do allow [ɒ]

also Cantonese has [œ] and [ø] which I don't use (but I do hear a lot)

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u/Limmunaizer 20d ago

I'm Russian and would say, that everything, except for the hate towards ɯ, is based

ы

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u/Living-Ready 20d ago

I love everything about Russian phonology

except ы

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u/Pale-Noise-6450 20d ago

It's practically an /i/ allophone after nonpalatalised (velarised) consonants. Only word where ы occurs without such environment is the name of the letter. You could say [ɪ] instead and litteraly none would spot difference.

I also didn't like ы but letter not phoneme. It should be Ъ + І, not Ь + І, that makes more sense and was original spelling.

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u/AjnoVerdulo 20d ago

Everyone would spot the difference. Ы is more of an [ɯɨ], so it's further back in the mouth than ɨ, and using [ɪ] is just getting further. Using [ɯ] instead is a better alternative but oh well, guess OP will never dare to use it, too bad

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u/Pale-Noise-6450 20d ago

Everyone would spot the difference.

If you loudly say, 'I PRONOUNCE Ы AS [ɪ],' yes all people nearby would spot. If you just use it in casual speaches nobody would know.

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u/AjnoVerdulo 20d ago

I have literally explained why everyone would know. You cannot just use English "sin" for Russian "сын" — I mean you can, you will make yourself understood, but natives will definitely clock you as a foreigner on that.

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u/Pale-Noise-6450 20d ago

That‘s because English /s/ is very different from Russian one, while American /l/ is very similar to Russian one. Search how they pronounce the words clique or click they're really say клык.

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u/AjnoVerdulo 19d ago

It's the opposite, actually. [l] vs. [ɫ] is a lot more audible than the difference between two /s/'s. But I listened to it anyway, and yes, I can easily hear the difference in how Wiktionary pronounces clique/click, it doesn't sound Russian at all and would stick out if pronounced that way in an otherwise clear Russian.

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u/Pale-Noise-6450 19d ago

[l] vs. [ɫ] is a lot more audible than the difference

American doesn't have [l]. Like Russians they always pronounce it velarised.

I can easily hear the difference

Do you listen American pronunciation or British? You have described British features.

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u/AjnoVerdulo 19d ago

I have listened to all the audios. Including the Midwestern American [klɪk] for clique, don't worry.

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u/Limmunaizer 20d ago

but... it's ɨ... the image says you like ɨ 🥺

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u/AjnoVerdulo 20d ago

It's not a pure ɨ if we are being honest

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u/Chrome_X_of_Hyrule Vedic is NOT Proto Indo-Aryan ‼️ 21d ago

Shanghainese?

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u/Living-Ready 21d ago edited 21d ago

Shanghainese vowel system scares me

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u/Chrome_X_of_Hyrule Vedic is NOT Proto Indo-Aryan ‼️ 21d ago

Not a fan of [z̩ʷ]?

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u/FourNinerXero [geɪ fɚ.ɹi] 21d ago

Calling [ɜ] a fraud is a grave insult to my idiolect

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u/Living-Ready 21d ago

Sorry but I literally can't tell [ɜ] and [ɘ] apart from [ə]

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u/DefinitelyNotErate /'ə/ 18d ago

Well it's simple, [ɜ] is the STRUT vowel and sounds more or less identical to [ɐ], [ɘ] is an allophone of the KIT vowel and sounds more or less identical to [ɪ̈], And [ə] is a rare allophone of the lettER vowel and sounds more or less identical to [ɚ], These all sound pretty distinct from eachother though. Hope this helps!

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u/Living-Ready 18d ago

I say the vowel in strut as /ʌ/ and the vowel in kit as /ɪ/

I do see how these two could be allophonic since it's easier to move towards /ə/

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u/GignacPL Geminated close-mid back rounded vowel [oː] 🖤🖤🖤 21d ago

Your opinion on Os is terrible, please die 🥰🥰

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u/Sensitive_Aerie6547 English native, Latin learner 21d ago

ɯ ɯ ɯ ɯ ɯ ɯ ɯ ɯ ɯ ɯ ɯ ɯ

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u/Living-Ready 20d ago edited 20d ago

*dies*

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u/jamie_meows 21d ago

estonian?

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u/Living-Ready 21d ago edited 21d ago

good guess but no

Estonian has [ø]

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u/Samarium_11 21d ago edited 21d ago

British English?

Maybe you pronounce ʉ as y, but ɨ keeps tripping me up. Maybe you have a polish accent or smth like that?

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u/Living-Ready 21d ago edited 21d ago

It's not English, but I do know a lot of these vowels because of English

mainly [æ], [ʌ], and partially [ɐ] (depending on whether you believe it exists in English or not)

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u/DefinitelyNotErate /'ə/ 18d ago

[ɐ] is definitely common in English, not confident on [ʌ] though, Outside of weird places like Chicago.

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u/GignacPL Geminated close-mid back rounded vowel [oː] 🖤🖤🖤 20d ago

SSB's /ʉw/ is often realised as something like [ɨ͜ʉ̆] I think.

Btw, Polish /ɨ/ is actually more like [ɘ̝̈], generally way closer to the cardinal [ɘ].

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u/DefinitelyNotErate /'ə/ 18d ago

Yeah, Idk if the same is true in reverse, But as an American I legit often can't tell the difference between the Polish ⟨y⟩ sound and my own KIT vowel, Which is often closer to [ɪ̠ ~ ɪ̈], And probably sometimes [ɘ] when unstressed.

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u/GignacPL Geminated close-mid back rounded vowel [oː] 🖤🖤🖤 18d ago

I've heard that the Polish /ɨ/ ranɡes from [ɘ] to [ı]. Sometimes it's hard to hear the difference for me too, but my own realisation of this phoneme in its stressed form is reasonably distinct from the SSB /ı/, or at least that's what I like to tell myself lol

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u/RijnBrugge 21d ago

They don’t have œ

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u/_ricky_wastaken If it’s a coronal and it’s voiced, it turns into /r/ 21d ago

ə: No! You're supposed to obey me!
The sixteen checkmark souls:

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u/scarieallan 21d ago

Uzbek

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u/Living-Ready 21d ago edited 21d ago

Sadly Uzbek doesn't have [ə]

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u/heckitsjames /ˈbit.t͡ʃe/ 20d ago

b4 i start, pls don't use autism as an insult! i get that it's in vogue these days but pls don't use disabilities as an insult peace✌️❤️ anyways:

i love that you have beef with /o/ and /ɯ/, tbh i never see /o/ catching any strays and it's about damn time!!! he's gotta learn some humility!! /ə/ and /ɨ/ are two of my favorite vowels. i saw someone guess mandarin and you said that you hear a lot of cantonese where you live; so... i'm gonna guess you live in guangdong province; perhaps specifically in the pearl delta metropolis? idk what mandarin dialect that is tho 😶

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u/Living-Ready 18d ago

whoa fellow /o/ hater???

central vowel enjoyer?????

location is roughly correct??????

Okay you're my best friend now

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u/RijnBrugge 21d ago

It’s Wu isn’t it

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u/Living-Ready 21d ago

Very good guess (depending on which dialect of Wu you had in mind) but no

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u/AwwThisProgress rjienrlwey lover 21d ago

don’t vote again

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u/skyr0432 20d ago

ɞ is a very funny sound it's an o-sound and an u-sound at the same time 😂 uncancellable vowel

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u/kanzler_brandt 19d ago edited 19d ago

Thought I hated ɯ like everyone else until I went to the Wikipedia page and saw it listed as a phoneme in South African English, which still wouldn’t have swayed me if not for its unexpected incidence: ɯ as in [pʰɯ̞ɫ], that is, for the rest of us, pill.

I forgot just how amazing and unusual South African English was

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u/_ricky_wastaken If it’s a coronal and it’s voiced, it turns into /r/ 21d ago

English

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u/snail1132 ˈɛɾɪʔ ˈjʉ̞̜wzɚ fɫe̞ːɚ̯ 21d ago

Mandarin

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u/No-Ninja-3802 21d ago

Wenzhounese

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u/obnoxiousonigiryaa 20d ago

i do NOT stand for this ɯ slander.

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u/InteractionBasic5809 20d ago

why tf is ɶ just marked “autism” 😭

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u/Living-Ready 20d ago

Because it literally doesn't exist in any dialect of any language

and is the most autistic sounding vowel of all time

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u/DefinitelyNotErate /'ə/ 18d ago

It occurs in Danish, and there's literally minimal pairs between it and [œ]. "Røv" means "Arse" when pronounced [ˈʁɶwˀ] but "Steal!" when pronounced [ˈʁœwˀ].

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u/InteractionBasic5809 11d ago

Silly goose! Danish isn’t real :)

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u/Anarchist_Monarch 20d ago

as a korean speaker i'm deeply sad that you hate ㅡ

흑흑흑흑흑흑

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u/Living-Ready 20d ago

嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿

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u/evilgirlboob 20d ago

mandarin chinese. easy

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u/DefinitelyNotErate /'ə/ 18d ago edited 18d ago

Võro? Only language I know of to have both [ɤ] and [ɨ].

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u/Antimony_Star 18d ago

这个我猜不到啊

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u/Japheth_Kaira /'e̞͡ːɪ̯ʁä/ 21d ago

Finnish?

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u/Living-Ready 21d ago edited 21d ago

I never use [ø] so no

Also not Estonian either

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u/Japheth_Kaira /'e̞͡ːɪ̯ʁä/ 21d ago

Latvian then probably

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u/gt7902 Pole 21d ago

Estonian?

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u/WindowFabulous2495 21d ago

Romanian probably? i heard that there are lots of diphtongues there+ the ɨ sound

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u/HotsanGget 21d ago

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh some type of jianghuai mandarin maybe

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u/eliana_cobbler 20d ago

Hungarian?

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u/mcmisher1996 20d ago

Portuguese?

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u/baah-adams 20d ago

You say close to Cantonese, is it Toisanese?

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u/Living-Ready 20d ago

Not that close

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u/Mithryl_ 20d ago

I’n taking a shot in the dark and guessing Teochew

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u/MugroofAmeen 20d ago

Hakka/Hokkien?

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/KnowledgeOld2661 21d ago

You just gave me the best of worst ideas

American English?

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u/Living-Ready 21d ago

No, it's not English

But I think my English does sound very American

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u/DefinitelyNotErate /'ə/ 18d ago

I don't believe you could sound very American without at least one of [ɜ] or [ʏ].

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u/Living-Ready 18d ago

Thanks for the 10 or something notifications man