r/madlads • u/Dramatic-Regular-140 • Jul 26 '25

Wish granted

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19.0k Upvotes

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u/Regular_Eggplant_248 Jul 26 '25

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u/Shadowmant Jul 27 '25

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 Aug 01 '25

Hey, it's your cousin! You know that new post you've been looking for?

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u/CuteGrayRhino Jul 26 '25

Performed great service to himself too.

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u/crackeddryice Jul 26 '25

Wish not granted.

I'm still here.

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u/TheKingNothing690 Jul 27 '25

I would delete my account if i were smart enough to read

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u/Bingos_the_guy Jul 26 '25

The best part? The poster got his account deleted too somehow

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u/Go_Ahead_MrJoester Jul 26 '25

That was probably OP's joke originally. Their monkey's paw wish was "I wish every idiot had their account deleted," then deleted their account to complete the bit.

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u/Moi9-9 Jul 28 '25

Yeah you probably need you account deleted as well.

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u/RTooDeeTo Jul 27 '25

Like to believe it's not just a throw away account and they actually just stopped using reddit, living live, touching grass

11

u/Hije5 Jul 27 '25

Right? I would love to know the account age.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Ooh! I'm part of this club. Before it was asked though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

Thanks, guys. It was fun.

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u/mashed_potayto3s Jul 28 '25

Bro, you left too?

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u/Knowledge-Seeker-N Jul 28 '25

You can restore it before a deadline though, IIRC.

Edit: Oh, wait! You can't. Learned something today then. This better be of use for whoever else thought it was possible too, hahahaha.

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u/_Lost_The_Game Jul 26 '25

So anyone who reads my username gets deleted

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u/RappingFlatulence Jul 27 '25

I read it and Iā€™m still here šŸ˜©

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u/_Lost_The_Game Jul 27 '25

Damn. I should delete my account for having to read yourname.

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u/RappingFlatulence Jul 27 '25

šŸ‘šŸ’Ø

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u/HelloingsTheReal Jul 29 '25

what a legend

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

Oh damn, sure thing bro

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u/heygabehey Rick Flair drip WOOO! Aug 08 '25

Slow clap

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u/Current-Umpire3673 3d ago

They won. But at what cost?

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u/poizonemusic Jul 27 '25

can't he just make a new throwaway acc to do that