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u/AlbiTheDargon 2d ago
Im almost downvoted this off of pure instinct. My hatred for notification bubbles is immense. I can respect the madlad status though.
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u/Chinjurickie 2d ago
I can recommend discord. U can program (or use existing) bots to spam ping u as much as u like.
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u/Expertdeadlygamer 2d ago
did that once, got a account of mine banned in like 3 days
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u/HomsarWasRight 2d ago
Ah! I’ve seen your Notifications stand at the farmers market!
To be fair, I find the store-bought ones just as good. But I like to support small farmers.
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u/kjoeleskapet 2d ago
I like to buy locally grown notifications and then can half of them for use all winter.
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u/endofthefkingworld 2d ago
how do you have 188k youtube notifications? have you not checked them in 15 years?
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u/EB-Pops 2d ago
About 2-4 months max 6 months
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u/endofthefkingworld 2d ago
how??
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u/EB-Pops 2d ago
I’ve subscribed to a lot of people
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u/adamscholfield 1d ago
I'm only subbed to about 90 and it took me nearly two years to get up to 16,008. I guess I have more work to do
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u/cwsjr2323 2d ago
Notifications are off on my devices. I am retired so nobody has anything to say I want to hear. I use a non monitored gmail most of the time.
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u/EhMapleMoose 2d ago
There was an app I used years ago that was glitched and every notification would display as 50M notifications on the badge. I kept it for a while just cause it’s funny
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u/alejandra_candelaria Not very mad lass 1d ago
I don't agree with you but I respect you and I want you to keep going
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u/OMGitsTK447 2d ago
More, it needs to get to 999,999
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u/LucyMorning 2d ago
But why