r/manchester • u/WhereTheMoonSets • 1d ago

City Centre Why has not one made a pancake place called Mankie Pankie yet?

Just a thought I had

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u/ChaosRubix 1d ago

Why hasn’t anyone made a giraffe shaped Jaffa Cakes and called the GirJaffa Cakes

I have thoughts too

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u/WhereTheMoonSets 1d ago

That's ace

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u/AndiPando 1d ago

Because manky implies dirt :(

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u/WhereTheMoonSets 1d ago

And dirty fries have always been unappealing?

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u/AndiPando 1d ago

Dirty pancakes though. Sounds like they fell on the floor 🤣

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u/WhereTheMoonSets 1d ago

Dirty fries does too, whats your point?

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u/AndiPando 1d ago

If it matters so much to you, register and open it yourself 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/WhereTheMoonSets 1d ago

If it matters so much to you campaign to take the word "dirty" out of all restaurants and takeaway places. Swings and roundabouts.

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u/unicornhair1991 1d ago

It sounds skanky?

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler 1d ago

Wankie Frankie

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u/Randomn355 1d ago

They're worried it'll sound a bit too wanky?

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u/UnpredictiveList 1d ago

Wankie Pankie

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u/trmetroidmaniac 1d ago

sounds too much like hanky panky

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u/grapefruitzzz 1d ago

They cook them in their Manny pannies?

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u/WhereTheMoonSets 1d ago

I laughed way harder than I should've

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u/moiadipshit 1d ago

The people that think of this stuff are too busy shagging Guinness atm. Think it’s next on the list.

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u/WhereTheMoonSets 1d ago

You've lost me mate 🤣🤣 kinda a shower thought but from working i guess