r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Neither_Act_2148 • 13h ago

Uninvited visitor

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u/MartinWest1985 13h ago

I have always had a fear of this when I sit on the commode. I always find myself checking the bottom before my bum crock hangs over it.

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u/Enough_Meeting_9259 10h ago

When I was a kid, I would flush before I sat down, just for this reason

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u/Imaginary-Finger2898 8h ago

I do this still and I'm nearly 31

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u/RubyWillBeatYou 5h ago

Ok GOOD I'm not the only one who frequently checks the bowl to make sure there isn't something hiding in it

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u/pottedPlant_64 4h ago

I check the underside of the seat for a roach before sitting šŸ˜­ my brain made up that anxiety all on its own

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u/VoidMarker 11h ago

The snake after I just ate three 3 layer beef burritos from Taco Bell

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u/NothingWrong1234 3h ago

Came here just to see this gif lol

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u/Historical-Juice5891 12h ago

ā€žHello good sir! Have you read the bible recently?ā€œ

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u/extac4 12h ago

Old fear reactivated and heightened šŸ˜­

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u/givemevadasambar 13h ago

Australia?

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u/InsideHippo9999 12h ago

In Australia itā€™s usually a green tree frog

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u/UnfortunatelySimple 10h ago

This guy Skippies.

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u/Jaydamic 9h ago

My Australian stepson once had a king brown come out of the bathroom sink

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u/InsideHippo9999 8h ago

Woah! My cat killed a brown snake in our backyard when I was a kid!

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u/Jaydamic 8h ago

I remember reading a ln article about a mom that discovered like 5 baby king browns in her daughter's closet. The girl had earlier found some eggs and brought them home.

Lemme see if I can find it.

Edit: I got some details wrong but I think this is it

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-21/toddler-incubates-nest-of-deadly-snakes/4438746

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u/Final-Tutor3631 12h ago

dawg itā€™s 3am.. iā€™m just gonna tell myself this is AI, goodnight everyone!šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/IDriveTrainsAMA 12h ago

You have been blessed by the toilet snake, may all of your poops slither out of you with the grace of a snake

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u/wishuponareddwarf 13h ago

Well thatā€™s terrifying. I live in a country with only one type of snake that hangs out in the countryside. I still have a stupid irrational phobia of seeing one in the toilet bowl. And here it is..in reality. Made me shudder.

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u/Salt-Permit8147 11h ago

It looked like a turd until the tongue popped out! šŸ˜‚

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u/Rich_Butterfly_7008 12h ago

Lil šŸ was like šŸ„ŗ

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u/Prestigious-HogBoss 12h ago

"DonĀ“t thread piss on me."

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u/TailwhipU 12h ago

So tell us how you fixed this little problem

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u/LifeCanBeAboxOfSh- 11h ago

Your toilet needs an anti-backflow valve. Or a commode bucket with a top and stand. Thereā€™s no way Iā€™d sit on that toilet again without one or the other! I would also hang a machete in the bathroom! I Do not like snakes!

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u/iiTool 9h ago

I don't remember eating that

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u/LongjumpingTurn8141 12h ago

Look before you sit to shit.

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u/SeaworthinessFast119 12h ago

At least you saw it before you sat down geez

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u/OverAnalyticalOne 11h ago

I have three toilets in my home and one I just donā€™t use. One day I decided to use itā€¦ As I sat down, I noticed there was a strong resistance against my wiener because it was being held back instead of hanging down like it typically does. When I looked between my legs in the bowl a spider came running out! Itā€™s hard to look under the rim of a bowl, so now I just pre-flush before I sit and hope that if thereā€™s anything under there, it gets ejected.

I was also reminded that spider silk is extremely strong šŸ•øļøšŸ†

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u/pixeltweaker 11h ago

Either you have a tiny wiener or that was a large spider.

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u/Canis_Majoris37 11h ago

Just snaking it for you

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u/Loritrudo 8h ago

To me, this is mildly terrifying! Yikes!

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u/sml69696969 8h ago

Flush it so it gets dragged to hell

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u/Swimming_Bowler6193 12h ago

Iā€™m actually glad it was a snake. I thought he was showing us his giant poop that wouldnā€™t flush. Too early for shit pics.

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u/chrono_crumpet 12h ago

Someone's been eating too much fibre!

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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 12h ago

not enough... snake keeps coming back, needs to flush em out

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u/ObiWanDillDoughy 12h ago

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u/pixeltweaker 11h ago

ā€œI am tired of these mother fucking snake in this mother fucking drain.ā€

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u/wrekkit_138 12h ago

"Good evening, I tried knocking but I never got a response but I saw your sewage pipes were wide open, mind if I can interest you a bit testicular massage?"

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u/Eggnimoman 12h ago

Straw at shit enough, the shit stares back.

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u/Calm_While1916 11h ago

Set a trap and flush him out

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u/VioletFiendfyre 11h ago

I don't know what the squeal of cuteness I let out says about me.

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u/Zippy_422 10h ago

Never heard of a plumbing snake? :)

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u/gansobomb99 10h ago

I'm never gonna poop again

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

Though it's easy to pretend..

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u/ngraham888 10h ago

The the urban evolution of turd camouflage

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u/PauseAffectionate720 10h ago

Much more than mildly infuriating

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u/reggie-drax 9h ago

Bloody hell.

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u/bmanley620 9h ago

Thatā€™s terrifying

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u/Which_Victory1195 9h ago

A visitor? Hmmā€¦ Indeed, I have slept long enough. The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admitā€¦ I'm curious about your skills, Weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities and CRUSH the armies of heavenā€¦ You shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, Child of Manā€¦ And DIE

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u/brownsugahbare 9h ago

Oh hell no. Burn the house down.

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u/Table3219 8h ago

It wants to bite your arse and it won't leave until it's accomplished its mission. Flushing will just enrage it.

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u/Unlikely-Ad6788 8h ago

I found one under the toilet seat once. Saw a little black out of the side, lifted to check it and there he was. Reasonable fear ever since.Good thing he was on the side that the door opened to. At least your snake is in the bowl.

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u/SherlockBonz 7h ago

That must have hurt like hell when it came out!

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 7h ago

Ssssskkkkiibidi good sir.

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u/expatronis 7h ago

Yeah, I've pooped live snakes too but I didn't take a video to brag about it on reddit.

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u/Thumbledread 7h ago

Looks like someone boutta get flushed

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u/Acrobatic-World-6563 6h ago

I have a fear of this happening while Im on the toilet.

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u/MeneGene1108 6h ago

This guy seems pretty chill honestly. Just get bro outta there, and camera person has themselves a free pet.

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u/mearbearcate 4h ago

Noooo snek get out of that nasty water

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u/SuperbAd9232 3h ago edited 3h ago

Reminded me of the news headline from 2024 about a Thai man who sat on the toilet in the dark and suddenly felt a sharp pain in his nut sack. A 12-foot Python had bitten him on the balls. He fought back and killed the snake with a toilet brush. It's the sort of story that always makes you look twice before sitting down.

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u/Ok-Phone3834 1h ago

Let me guess: Australia?

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u/Kfchoneychickensammi 13h ago

It will get you eventually