r/mildlyinfuriating • u/ok-Isuser • 2d ago

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original - by sunsetcolaa

u/sunset_colaa

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u/Wicked__6 2d ago

From this short text you can almost count the exact number of Little League games his mommy missed.

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u/69relative 2d ago

I heard his mom missed his birth

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u/ProxyMuncher 1d ago

Doofenschmirz!!!

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u/BitchyWitchy19 1d ago

😂😂 Holy smokes this just gave me a coughing fit from laughing so unexpectedly!! Thank you for starting my Saturday morning so beautifully!

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u/JustSomeApparition 2d ago

All of them, me thinks. I doubt even she had the stomach to be around such nonsense.

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u/Aggressive-Farm9897 1d ago

Screams absent, abusive when around dad, to me.

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u/Vesselling 1d ago

That's a pretty rare insult, a clever one!

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u/Wicked__6 1d ago

Thanks. And if you go back and read my comment again I’m pretty sure you can figure out how many dance recitals my dad missed. 😂

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u/Least_Elk8114 1d ago

When he was born, the doctor slapped his mother instead of him

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u/Technical-Outside408 2d ago

Lol first thing you did was turn this on a woman.