r/mildlyinfuriating • u/ok-Isuser • 2d ago

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original - by sunsetcolaa

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u/J0EMEGA 2d ago

I don't think enough people realize just how easy it is to NOT cheat on your partner. This dude is a turd and a half

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u/CreaminCranker 1d ago

Unless you're the sweetest guy ever, in which case it's just a thing that can happen to you against your will.

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u/Loud_Interview4681 1d ago

Like UGH its so annoying when all I'm doing is reading the morning paper on the bed at a friend house and suddenly were like both naked and fucking!? I just want to be left alone, what am I supposed to do? Be a rude guest? Not my fault, honestly wouldn't even be here if you weren't so

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u/Coral_Blue_Number_2 1d ago

I can’t believe she took his poonis and put it in another woman’s vergubna 😔

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u/pwillia7 1d ago

I mean yeah surely if you were a famous sex symbol it would be harder. Probably not for the sweetest guy ever though