r/mildlyinfuriating 2d ago

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original - by sunsetcolaa

u/sunset_colaa

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u/64557175 1d ago

My ex told me I "drove her to do it" like yeah bitch because you lost your license from a DUI!

Also then it turned out it wasn't the first time, she was just a serial cheater.

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u/Human_After 1d ago

Oh lordy

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u/64557175 1d ago

Yeah, I'm glad that one is no longer in my life.

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u/Human_After 1d ago

For me she had the guy come pick her up from my house telling me it was her grandma. She very clearly didn’t want me looking out the window as she left so i did. Bitch that is not your fucking grandma 🤣

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u/64557175 1d ago

Jesus, that's audacious

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u/Human_After 1d ago

Yours seems worse. But she coulda told him not to pull into the driveway 🤣

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u/64557175 1d ago

No way to quantify heartbreak. But I can offer an egg in these trying times.

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u/Human_After 1d ago

Is it boiled? Been needing a new paperweight.