r/mildlyinfuriating 4d ago

4 inches is all I get?

That’s it?

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u/OkResident7977 4d ago

That's what she said

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u/Kuzame 4d ago

How much ya want, 10 inches n thack? You gon' die gurl 😂

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u/Western-Victory-7414 Orideizu 4d ago

8 is fine for this circumstance

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u/phugyeah 4d ago

I read circumference at first

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u/HarmlessEuropan 4d ago

Came here to say this, take my upvote.

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u/QLDZDR 4d ago

Came here to check who was the quickest

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u/Apprehensive-Tour942 4d ago

Thats what she said

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u/KeepCalmJeepOn 4d ago

She told me 4 inches was the BARE MINIMUM. And me failing to reach that was her logic for cheating on me.

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u/Metalgear696 4d ago

These things happen.

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u/Rex_Punani 4d ago

Mine’s only 4 inches too, but some girls like it that wide.

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u/QLDZDR 4d ago

I was wondering who would be the first to say this, then how many would write it again because they didn't consider that someone might be quicker (or don't care).

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u/Messterio 4d ago

The actress to the bishop?

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u/Glum-Kale-6708 4d ago

Came here to say this

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u/Able_Variation3317 3d ago

That towel dispenser is getting the same look I always get ☹️

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u/BlackhawkRyzen 3d ago

beat me to it...should have known it would be the first post XD

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u/CBTmaster1010 3d ago

Thats what i was gonna say

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u/steakbread 3d ago

My first thought.

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u/Advanced-Humor9786 4d ago

Sounds like my wedding night.

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u/Vienna_play_45 4d ago

4 INCHES IS TOTALLY NORMAL! IN SOME CULTURES EVEN CONSIDERED BIG!!!

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u/Choice-Lavishness259 4d ago

That’s what he said 

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u/Norwegianxrp 4d ago

That’s clearly 8 inch, at least according to my scale

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u/Vienna_play_45 4d ago

Yep. 4 inch in and 4 inch out make 8.

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u/im_just_thinking 4d ago

Definitely average!

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u/No_Salad_68 4d ago

Title of your sex tape.

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u/FreeRajaJackson 4d ago

Hey man, 4 inches is more than enough.

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u/cotton-candy-dreams 4d ago

Now you know how WE feel

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u/santathe1 ORANGE 4d ago

Wow how many people have this same crappy paper towel dispenser.

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u/styckx 4d ago

I have a key that can unlock most of these then set the toggle to dispense a proper amount.

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u/tonymyre311 4d ago

I also changed the ones at work to dispense a new one immediately after use so there's always some hanging out. Less sanitary? Maybe, but I enjoyed the convenience

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u/Meighok20 3d ago

They also do this when they run low on battery

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u/Whale24816 4d ago

This is another one of these perfect posts for this subreddit. 95% are not worth worrying about or extremely infuriates me. This is the perfect thing to mildly infuriated about.

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u/ajtreee 4d ago

“Four inches is fine”

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u/st90ar 4d ago

That’s what she said

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u/ExternalLynx2184 4d ago

Get ready for 963,083,997 “that’s what she said” ‘s

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u/peanut--gallery 4d ago

4 inches gets the job done … as long as the paper is nice and thick.

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u/Regular-Studio9405 4d ago

Hey, 4 inches is pretty good, and you don't even know what his personality is like so you can't really judge yet

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u/BradS2008 4d ago

4? That's like 6.5 or 7 inches easy

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u/Spiritual-Guide9690 4d ago

That's what she said

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u/Abiding_Dude_WV 3d ago

You sound like my wife...and her unappreciative sister.

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u/605qu3 4d ago

Just the strip

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u/No-Focus857 4d ago

Yes but it is 4 inches wide, Check that length!

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u/Call__Me__David 4d ago

All jokes aside, one of two things, and both can be true as well:

  1. Next time will be longer, that was just a random short one. I see it happen all the time across many brands of these.

  2. If you open those, they are usually battery powered, and by the battery tray inside will be a switch that lets them pick two or three different lengths, and this one is set to the shortest.

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u/littlebugonreddit 4d ago

OP is clearly not a man. Otherwise, that would be at least 6 inches

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u/Kokir 4d ago

Nah, that can't be 4 inches. 4 inches is way bigger than that. That's like an inch.

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u/Vivid_Summer96 4d ago

Sounds like a question for the new boyfriend.

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u/Alicewithhazeleyes 4d ago

There’s a WHOLE ROLL right there on the counter. 🙇‍♀️ Your video is maximum infuriating.

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u/ScorpioRising66 4d ago

Many people have been convinced that’s 6 inches!

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u/Buttimus_Prime 4d ago

I mean.. It's pretty average, actually... some might say it's too much paper even...

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u/Apprehensive-Tour942 4d ago

Totally average amount

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u/KevinisChang13 4d ago

My girlfriend gets 4 inches every night and I ain't heard a complaint yet

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u/Gullible-Feeling-921 4d ago

Wife says the same thing

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u/point50tracer 4d ago

I carry a paper towel dispenser key on me for exactly this reason. Pop it open, flip the switch to a longer length and close it back up.

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u/Paulrod1983 4d ago

Now you know how your wife feels 🤣

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u/__breadstick__ 4d ago

Hey, it’s not the size but what you do with it that counts. 

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u/SquimbusTheConqueror 4d ago

Looks like 8-9 inches to me

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u/Submarine_Dave 4d ago

Welcome to MY world !

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u/Jasper-helix 4d ago

Hey!!! Some folks only need 4 inches!!

cries in corner

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u/zerbey 4d ago

Battery is running low, give it a gentle tug and more will come out.

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u/Deez_Nuts_2431 4d ago

4” is all my wife gets too.

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u/huhnick 3d ago

It’s about what you do with it that counts

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u/johnnytron 3d ago

You were pre scanned at the urinal.

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u/Fun_Mess348 3d ago

4" is more than enough for anyone.

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u/Deep_Mood_7668 3d ago

4 inches is plenty 

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u/Stef0206 3d ago

4 inches is actually quite a lot

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u/1TrashCrap 3d ago

That looks more like 8 inches to me big dawg

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u/bountiful_garden 4d ago

That's what she said.

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u/Ironmasked-Kraken 4d ago

...sigh fine

"That's what she said"

Happy now ?

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u/Away-Caterpillar9515 4d ago

that too after gesturing twice!

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u/Sharpieface 4d ago

Bro that's a lot.

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u/DeceitfulLittleB 4d ago

Inside it has these little plastic teeth used to tear the paper. If you jiggle the teeth with your finger, it will reset the dispenser, so you can get a normal length sheet. Also if its not working at all, there's a chance this trick will fix it. If you had the key to open it, there are controls that set the length you want.

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u/katwagrob 4d ago

It's so frustrating. My work has one that dispenses this much. I'm going to try your trick, thanks.

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u/FireSystem1765 4d ago

You don’t even need to jiggle the teeth. All you have to do is tug the towel slightly.

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u/CrimeSceneKitty 4d ago

"that's what she said"

To be fair that's what a lot of men have said as well.

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u/NiceToMeetMewTwo 4d ago

I'm sure it has a great personality

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u/jews4beer 4d ago

Now you know how your wife feels

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u/PleaseCorrect 4d ago

4 inches is pretty big ngl, actually I’d say it’s huge.

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u/MotherFuckerJones88 4d ago

Word on the street is..2 and a half is all it takes.

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u/Farpoint_Relay 4d ago

Shrinkflation...

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u/Awkward_Exchange_565 4d ago

Some might say that’s too much paper

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u/HelpMeOverHere 4d ago

I didn’t know you worked at Veridian Dynamics.

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u/SoulBonfire 4d ago

I hope that’s not a toilet paper dispenser. 10” of paper is not enough for me.

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u/ildgrubtrollet 4d ago

If you know what to do with it, four inches is plenty.

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u/evolveandprosper 4d ago

"...as the actress said to the bishop.

"

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u/Feisty_Count_4409 4d ago

Some of us dont even get that.

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u/Holiday_Ad_5445 4d ago

How does it know?

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u/Ownbresturtor 4d ago

Her words

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u/Bigglez1995 4d ago

It's not about the size, but what you do with it that counts

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u/thedemonkingnobu 4d ago

Now you know how women feel

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u/RepresentingThe301 4d ago

Don’t feel bad…that’s about the best I can do!

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u/401jamin 4d ago

You can change the settings…

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u/miraiyuni 4d ago

That looks like 6 inches :(

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u/jklaze 4d ago

It's all about how you make use of those 4 inches 😏

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u/Eggs-_-Benedict 4d ago

That's what she said

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u/capnlatenight 4d ago

If you gently pull it while the motor is in activation, you can "speed up" the roller and get more than you're meant to.

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u/RebekkaKat1990 4d ago

Here, let me fix that for you.

changes paper towel dispenser to aggressively spit out the entire roll of paper towels and won’t stop even when people are screaming in terror as it continues dispensing paper towels until the heat death of the universe

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u/LionsMedic 4d ago

Looks like 7 inches to me....

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u/Volnas 4d ago

Hey, it's the technique that's important, not just the length

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u/Cultural-Afternoon72 4d ago

That’s at least 6 where I come from

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u/pheromone_fandango 4d ago

Looks at least 6 inches to me

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u/Thick_Book_6233 4d ago

🤷🏼‍♂️ I give the wife 4 inches all the time

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u/Otherwise-Pirate6839 4d ago

Pro tip: whenever a dispenser spits out a small amount, pull the paper slightly such that the razor edges bump but don’t tear the paper. Wave your hand again and see some more paper come out; repeat as needed.

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u/EducationalGap2845 4d ago

What the actual fuck.

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u/Quincy_Hater 4d ago

“Say the line bart”

“That’s what she said”

cheers

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u/hench316 4d ago

Some girls make that work their whole life

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u/Street-Ad7570 4d ago

I thought the brown ones were supposed to be bigger

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u/Fitzriy 4d ago

It depends how you use it

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u/LividGarides 4d ago

That’s all I can give ʅ(◞‿◟)ʃ

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u/Unsupportiveswan 4d ago

Tiny yank then wave your hand again.

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u/PsychodelicTea 4d ago

holding back tears

Four inches is more than enough!!!

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u/BusyDucks 4d ago

That’s average.

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u/peeps001 4d ago

If you know how to use it, thats all you need.

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u/MuchManyBread 4d ago

I feel attacked

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u/Marksman00048 4d ago

My girlfriend is jealous of this statement. 4 inches for her would be a dream.

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u/gamerguy287 4d ago

There's a sensor inside of the paper towel dispenser. The teeth that cuts the paper towel for you. Yeah, just reach your hand up in there, push on it and then wave your hand over the dispenser again. Alternatively, you can just simply grab the paper towel and gently pull down while it is dispensing and you can get some more from that.

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u/WPCfirst 4d ago

I knew I just knew I wouldn't be let down.

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u/No-Restaurant-2422 4d ago

That’s almost “micro-towel” size

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u/Longjumping_Pop_7303 4d ago

Imagine how your wife feels. She’s been getting 4” for a long time

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u/Aromatic-Can-5048 4d ago

It thinks you cant handle much more than that

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u/ILLWILL2RIVALS 4d ago

4 inches is plenty

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u/Praetorian_1975 4d ago

Disappointing isn’t it, now you know how the ladies in your police feel 😱😂

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u/Sleeviji 4d ago

Your gf gets a lot less

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u/Closefacts 4d ago

4 inches is all you need, right?

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u/Smart-Fly-3919 4d ago

Now you know how that feels 💁‍♀️🥹

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u/LurkinRhino 4d ago

It was in the pool!

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u/bcardin221 4d ago

If I had only had a nickel for everytime I've heard that!

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u/pondoutback 4d ago

It's more than you deserve

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u/Latter-Hope-542 4d ago

Context matters.

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u/Yogojojo 4d ago

You can usually modify the amount of towel extruded, you need to open the device and use the buttons hidden inside the housing.

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u/Downtown-Hearing-683 4d ago

Now you know how your wife feels!

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u/its_me_pew_pew 4d ago

Is that only 4?

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u/kittyall94 4d ago

I was in the pool!!!

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u/notveryhidden 4d ago

Shawty design man. Welcome to the world of shawty design

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u/Loomied00 4d ago

i guess you get what you got

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u/santathe1 ORANGE 4d ago

That’s well above average.

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u/johnruk 4d ago

As long as it does the job

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u/Martha_may200 4d ago

There is a setting inside that changes how long it comes out. I used to work at a gym and I would change the setting almost every day to the medium setting and my boss would come in and change it to this!! It made me so annoyed because you aren’t saving paper towel cause people will just use more!!

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u/bassocontinubow 4d ago

When this happens to me, the infuriation isn’t even mild at this point. It’s enraging haha

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u/69edgy420 4d ago

Pull up on the paper slightly without ripping it and then do the motion sensor again?

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u/SoulSnowy 4d ago

That's clearly more than 4 inches

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u/holycottoncandy 4d ago

more than my ex boyfriend gave me

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u/the_whole_problem__ 4d ago

that's quite a long distance bro, be mindful of what your saying

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u/ienjoyboobies22 4d ago

Sir, I’ll have you know that 4 inches is actually a lot. Some would even say it’s too much…

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u/Vaiders_Son 4d ago

I’m sure you’ve heard that a lot

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u/weedlemethis 4d ago

You’re supposed to leave your hand on the sensor not just wave your hand by it if that happens.

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u/CallMeSpaceDaddy 4d ago

Shrink-flation strikes again!

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u/WooPigSchmooey 4d ago

Is this the BBQ/Pilot stop in Sherman?

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u/keyserfunk BLUE 4d ago

More than what I got

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u/morebuffs 4d ago

Anybody do the "That's what she said joke yet"?? That's what she SAID!!! Nailed it.

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u/MirkoHa 4d ago

…exactly what most woman think…

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u/Retrak123 4d ago

4 inches is massive

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u/Extension-Storm-624 4d ago

Okay, I don't got much, but it's all I got ):

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u/Capable_Toe8509 4d ago

THAT IS AVERAGE SIZE. IT IS GOOD ENOUGH

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u/Gnight-Punpun 4d ago

look man it’s all I got alright

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u/Inkydex 3d ago

Maybe it's just cold you know??

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u/RiverOfJudgement 3d ago

I've worked as a janitor with these exact paper towel dispensers. There's a switch with a few different settings on the inside that determines how much paper it puts out. Someone's just being cheap as fuck.

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u/Defboy1Hunnit 3d ago

Looks pretty big to me…

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u/PapaPantha 3d ago

Most of these EnMotion dispensers have a secret hack. Pull ever so slightly (but not hard enough to rip the towel) as it’s feeding and you can get as much towel as you want

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u/Saucy_Baconator 3d ago

Title of your sex tape.

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u/FutureCorpse__ 3d ago

Hold both sides of paper towel evenly with a little force. Trigger the sensor. Pull as it feeds. I use abt 15 ft

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u/SpaceVikingJoran 3d ago

4 inches has worked fine, all my life.

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u/fgmtats 3d ago

Bro 4 inches is enough to get the job done. A lot of people consider 4 inches to be entirely adequate just so you know. In fact some people might say it’s too much!

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u/UesigiKenshin 3d ago

4 inches is a lot, right? Right, guys? I mean, if 4 is a lot, then surely 3 is quite a bit, too... Right?

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u/IditarodDays 3d ago

If you pull it at the right angle you can force it out against the motor

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 3d ago

Open top with something pointy. You can usually pull on the case and wiggle a paperclip back and forth. Or 3D print a key, or cut a key from an old hotel card. You are looking for a group of switches on the side. Change the length, interval between dispensing and whether the towel is out by default or waits for motion. I prefer a long towel, medium time and out by default.

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u/TricellCEO 3d ago

You can't do anything with 4 inches! Ask any woman!

-Gabriel Iglesias

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u/pizzaschmizza39 3d ago

Now wait a few seconds and wave your hand again. Problem solved.

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u/guydogg 3d ago

That's what she said.

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u/Reasonable_Caliber_0 3d ago

OK and? Why the fuck you gotta judge the size so much? Jesus

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u/Narrow_News3181 3d ago

It's enough if you use every bit of it.

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u/Imaginary_Savings849 3d ago

That’s what she said.

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u/Getsum420dank 2d ago

It looked more like 6 to me

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u/Ill-Requirement-8192 2d ago

At my work we do our own janitorial. The shop guys can never be bothered to replace their rolls AND they lost their key, so whenever I replace the roll I set it to 4" feed and the highest time interval.

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u/Elguapo1094 2d ago

The effects of the economy are showing

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u/WetRainbowFart 2h ago

That’s what your wife said