r/mildlyinfuriating 4d ago

A spider gave birth in my wardrobe

I managed to hoover them all up before they started walking around but still… gross!

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u/PrincessCandy89 4d ago

Thank you very much for the warning slide

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u/EYazz 3d ago

It’s amazing how often people will post pictures of huge spiders without any warning. As someone with a phobia this is much appreciated.

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u/ma_wee_wee_go 3d ago

The worst thing about this sub is the amount of people post disgusting stuff with no warning or NSFW tag.

I'm scrolling while eating I don't want to see your annoying overflowing toilet

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u/Enough_Efficiency178 3d ago

Reddit really needs multiple types of hidden content and appropriate tags.

Like you can go from a mild artistic picture of boobs to NSFL stuff all under one tag.

Terrible user experience

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u/tastywofl 3d ago

Back in the days of Facebook, I had a friend who reposted multiple pictures of spiders. I about had a panic attack trying to scroll past them, there were so many.

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u/BostonBakedTaco830 3d ago

It's a picture of something that 99% of literally can't hurt you. It's like asking for a trigger warning everytime someone posts the ocean because some people dont like the water. Or asking for a TW on a picture of a dog because you were scared by a dog when you were like 4.

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u/lukewarmratpee 3d ago

You’re very welcome! I hate spiders and I don’t like it when I see random pictures of them without warning because they make me itchy lol

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u/PrincessCandy89 3d ago

Oh no! You hate spiders and had to endure that? lol I'm so sorry 😅

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u/TailorMysterious6297 3d ago

Lol "warning slide" like this is some nature documentary presentation. OP really hit us with the spider maternity ward update nobody asked for

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u/PrincessCandy89 3d ago

😂😂 Not a maternity ward. I'm definitely not scrolling over now

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Green_Rabbit-1234 4d ago

What do you mean? This picture alone IS a Nightmare!!!

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u/lukewarmratpee 4d ago

Very true!

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u/home-for-good 4d ago

At least they’re not balloon spiders! 🎈🕷️

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u/AchromicSunfrost 4d ago

The hell are balloon spiders

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u/Zarinda 4d ago

Balloon Spiders are a collection of spider species that can "Hot Air Balloon" ride on air currents to travel as far as 1,000 miles away.

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u/Dovahkiink1 4d ago

How do I unlearn this

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u/Yoitman 4d ago

I’d like to know as well

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u/feralcatshit 3d ago

We’re both going to need full memory wipes 🫠

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u/StuckInStardew 3d ago

You know Charlotte's Web had me convinced all my life that this was something all spiders can do 😅😂 had no idea it was just one specific type. Honestly that brings a little bit of comfort😂

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u/home-for-good 3d ago

Some spiders can do something called ballooning where they basically spin a little balloon and catch flight on the wind.

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u/DuckRubberDuck 4d ago

I low key breed them (but only keep a controlled amount) I have long-tailed silverfish, I think they’re also called firebrats, they’re a highly invasive species in my country and hard to get rid of, but cellar spider eats them - so I quite like my cellar spiders although they breed like crazy because there’s plenty of food for them. But I definitely prefer cellar spiders over the other guys

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u/Kumihou 4d ago

does anyone know what kind of spiders these are? daddy long legs maybe?

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u/Danjonkovich 4d ago

Cellar Spider/Daddy Long Legs. Nice to keep in the home as they keep the insect invaders at bay, but definitely not in the wardrobe lol. They normally sit in the top corner of a room, motionless. They don’t wander much. Leave them be, friendly little things and not dangerous in the slightest.

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u/RarePost 4d ago

We call these Tapaytapay in our dialect. Generally harmless. They don’t approach you, they’re just…there. Not paying rent🤣

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u/mellywheats 4d ago

i read somewhere that they actually are pretty dangerous if they bite but they never do

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u/iamayoutuberiswear 4d ago

They don't actually have venom glands at all, they're completely harmless

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u/KiwiTheTORT 4d ago

It's a myth to get children to leave them alone, but nobody ever did the follow-up to tell them the truth like with the tooth fairy.

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u/Jafar_420 4d ago

Yeah I think I've been told the same story as you when I was growing up. Something like they would be the most poisonous spiders in the world but their mouth isn't big enough to bite you or something like that.

I'm not 100% but I think it's false.

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u/mellywheats 3d ago

i never was told it growing up, i just learned it a few months ago from watching a spider video or researching local spiders in my area 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/neebooneeboo 3d ago

If they have venom, they have EXTREMELY mild venom. But I just looked it up and most sources are saying they don't. It's a myth.

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u/Zarinda 4d ago

It's not that they don't bite. They're too small to bite humans.

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u/whoisthenewme 4d ago

yeah those are just daddy long legs so nothing risky AND they catch moths and stuff, Harold lives in my closet and I owe him a debt of gratitude for saving me from moth holes.

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u/Kumihou 4d ago

they’re just helpful little guys!! Harold is a real one haha

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u/TimAndHisDeadCat 4d ago

New friends.

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u/Dale_Wardark 4d ago

For real. My house has harvestmen and little spiders. Only ones I ever put outside are the water spiders that creep in from the swamp outside, they're big fuckers and the habitat isn't wet enough for them to hunt in my house lmao

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u/LBeifong0614 4d ago

I knew I'd be terrified but I swiped anyway

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u/FuzzyDusticles 4d ago

Those are just cellar spiders, completely harmless. Scoop them up (your hands, a bowl, whatever) and move them to a basement or attic so you have your own in home pest defense.

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u/fatalfloors 4d ago

harmless but its the image of nightmares

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u/CombinationRude4664 4d ago

congrats! How is the mother?

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u/kamika_c_1980 3d ago

they said they're in the vacuum now 🥺

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u/Gilded-Pike1109 4d ago

Tysm for the trigger warning

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u/rosiebeehave 4d ago

A family of would-be mosquito assassins murdered by their boarder.

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u/Designer-Mirror-7995 3d ago

Lol what's the likelihood skeeters could get trapped in that closet with the spiders before getting swatted to hell for buzzing around in the house where the people are?

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u/WildIsa 4d ago

Go to the spiders subreddit they’ll love it

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u/CommercialGeneral402 4d ago

Only solution.

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u/Vast_Tap_5444 4d ago

Man I thought those were huge for a moment 

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u/Hiya_002 4d ago

This is normal when you use benadryl.

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u/neebooneeboo 3d ago

The hat man loves daddy long legs

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u/Dackverlue 4d ago

Why I always see spiders irl or images I got itch on my nose and the tip of my fingers

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u/Shoddy-Possible8110 3d ago

Cellar spiders are chill af.

They don't really bite people (I handle them all the time) and mostly keep to themselves. They're very good at killing other spiders too that are bad for humans.

When the mama spider lays an egg sac she chills with it in her mouth till they hatch and then they hang around like that.

they like to kind of go in a line against the ceiling or the floor where its like one spider, one spider, one spider to catch prey.

They don't really make sticky webs, instead they're like long lines that when something touches they rush over and web it up really fast and bite it.

Also fun fact if you bug one of them they'll dance around really fast on their web in a "war dance" to make themselves invisible from predators.

So I get they look bad but they're really one of the chillest spiders to have around. They're the only type I don't mess with in my house.

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u/mellywheats 4d ago

thats kinda cute, ive never seen baby daddy longlegs before

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u/cutieepatottiee 4d ago

woahh its sooo many

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u/GlitteringChampion79 4d ago

This reminds me of one of the ring series horror movies.. imagine walking in to see them everywhere. I would probably burn that wardrobe or smth.

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u/Jafar_420 4d ago

At least they're those kind. Lol. I'd hate to see a bunch of wolf spiders or brown recluses or something like that.

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u/aBsOLuTe_CrAcKhEAd 4d ago

The miracle of life!

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u/urmumr8s8outof8 4d ago

Rent only covers 2 adults, give them their eviction notice.

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u/mightywarrior411 4d ago

Check your vacuum. They could still be alive in there

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u/thecarolinelinnae 4d ago

THANK YOU FOR THE WARNING.

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u/ZedKat1910 3d ago

Thank for the warning slide 

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u/Nevermore_Novelist 3d ago

Something similar to this happened to me, only much scarier somehow. STORY TIME!

A friend of mine let me store some things at their place for a little while, one of them being a low, 4-drawer chest of drawers. She'd kept it outside, but up against her house, underneath the outside stairs and covered with a blue tarp. Everything's fine.

I take it back, and I notice as I'm lifting it up into the bed of my dad's pickup that there's an egg sac around the back of the underside of the bottom drawer (the chest sits flush with the floor on the front and sides, but there's about an inch gap at the back for some reason), and a very dead adult black widow spider. I freak a little before realizing it's dead, and get a stick to knock away the spider. I didn't bother trying to remove the sac, because I figured if the mama spider is dead, the babies all left ages ago. My dad helps me move the chest of drawers into my new place, and I figure I'll use the thing as a makeshift desk until I can buy a proper one.

So far, everything's fine.

Later that same night, I'm on my computer getting everything set back up, and I see a small speck near the top right corner of my monitor. I get a Kleenex and brush it away, not thinking anything of it. A minute or so later, I see another black speck not too far from where the first speck had been. I go to knock it away with the Kleenex, and as I do so, I see another black speck, and this one is dropping down slowly from the top of the monitor like a spider might do. Within minutes, I saw that my desk and monitor was swarming with these nightmare nuggets.

Turns out the babies in the egg sac hadn't hatched yet, and I figure it was the change in temperature that coaxed them to finally hatch. After hastily (and carefully) removing the sac and flushing it down the toilet, I spent nearly all night squishing baby black widow spiders because of course I did.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOPE

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u/Designer-Mirror-7995 3d ago

Then spent ALL of the NEXT day and the next night MAKING DAMN SURE you got each and EVERY one of them!

Right?! (Lol)

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u/Blaule24 RED 3d ago

I had a old suitcase and had it on my atic for quite a while some weeks ago i wanted to go on vacation so i opend it and the whole thing was full of webs baby spiders and sacks.

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u/neebooneeboo 3d ago

I should've listened to the warning

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u/Atsuki_Grayson 3d ago

i should have listened to the tw oh my fucking god

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u/ChateauLobby44 3d ago

I LOVE YOU FOR YOUR TRIGGER WARNING! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

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u/eepyMushroom096 3d ago

Eeeek!!!!! Thanks for the warning slide, mate.

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u/Shoe-factory101 4d ago

Oh if I saw that in my house I’m sorry but ima dig all the way to China just to get away from that

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u/Dale_Wardark 4d ago

Well, profile pic checks out ig

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u/8-bit55 4d ago

As an Australian this happens to me frequently I would just vacuum them up they'll always make their way back

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u/Technical_Drink_7107 4d ago

What the hell man…nightmare fuel. idk why I decided to zoom into the momma but I’m not sleeping tonight lol

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u/wolfheartfoxlover 4d ago

Time to Burn that Ish and Get some New Clothes

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u/AproposWuin 4d ago

I mean... I am sorry for your house. Do they know what happened?

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u/Successful-Mind-3233 4d ago

I’d move out immediately

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u/kc_dollification 4d ago

Burn the wardrobe and Hoover

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u/mbod 4d ago

Looks like I'm cleaning out the closet this weekend

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u/Responsible_Oven_786 4d ago

This happened to me they were all over my ceiling, my PC, I almost went to a hotel I swear to god. Lol

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u/donut-panda 3d ago

That’s their wardrobe now

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u/pumpkindonutz 3d ago

Hahah so many different types of people in the comments. In another one who loves spiders and would just be chill with them there.

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u/F1VE-F1V3-6IX 3d ago

the fuckin size of that bastard there in the back. jesus christ

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u/PacificCastaway 3d ago

Their wardrobe.

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u/PlayNicePlayCrazy 3d ago

I think this same picture has been posted elsewhere recently

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u/New_Scientist_1688 3d ago

All the nopes that ever noped in Nopeland. 😳

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u/PicklesAndCoorslight 3d ago

Those are the good spiders though. I would have let them live.

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u/Vincent394 3d ago

Lovely /s

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u/alyssaajoyy 3d ago

Hell Naw

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u/Cherry_soda_ss 3d ago

Nah I’d burn the whole place down at that point

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u/renriotz 3d ago

i believe you icl im not going to the next slide

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u/renriotz 3d ago

nvm im no pussy imma do it

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u/renriotz 3d ago

nah acc i am a pussy im not doing it

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u/renriotz 3d ago

NAH ACC MY MAMA DIDNT RAISE NO PUSSY LETS DO THIS

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u/renriotz 3d ago

i hate my life

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u/Solid-Spread-2125 3d ago

Cellar spiders live surprisingly long lives, and are generally inactive.

When they have babies, tho, the instinct is to spread out in every direction. Can be infuriating fs

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u/OperationSweaty8017 3d ago

Looks like a daddy longlegs. Harmless and eats bugs. Let them be. They'll disperse.

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u/Dependent_Stop_3121 3d ago

Momma spider must have lots of nipples!

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u/soldat_johntholomew 3d ago

Yeah I’m bringing the flamethrower

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u/Creative-Rub8203 3d ago

My house have spiders in the basement (I hate spiders), and I've find some up here

SOMETIMES WHEN I GO TAKE A SHOWER, ILL FIND A FUCKING SPIDER

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u/Due-Mathematician966 3d ago

Holy kids 😳

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u/Siope_ 3d ago

Aww to the vacuum they go 💔

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u/Fire-Wolf-Storm9 3d ago

Oh man that’s a burn the whole house down situation. Lol

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u/simaka_Wolf 3d ago

Napalm that fucking wardrobe lol

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u/Lemons_And_Leaves 3d ago

A spider mom that works too hard who loves here eggs and never stops!

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u/WhateverIsFrei 3d ago

*their wardrobe, it is now an area forbidden to humankind.

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u/eepy_lina 3d ago

what does hoover mean? is it like, vacuum cleaning?

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u/lukewarmratpee 2d ago

Yeah I’m from the UK and we call a vacuum cleaner a Hoover

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u/Negative-Mud-4821 3d ago

oh those are cellar spiders! totally harmless and they actually hunt other forms of spiders and bugs, even garden spiders. we breed them in every house we have rented to keep pests out because they are so invisible and useful! sorry to hear you dont like them

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u/CandidWishbone5080 3d ago

The scariest thing I've seen on reddit. Thanks for the warning tho.

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u/Anonymous_Unknown20 3d ago

Flashbacks to the rabbits in bio paper 2 💀

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u/CandidWishbone5080 2d ago

nahhhh 💀

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u/Anonymous_Unknown20 2d ago

Imagine if that was us💀💀💀💀 (forgive me)

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u/CandidWishbone5080 2d ago

GO COMMIT UNAL;VE TO YOURSELF (I don't mean this ofc jk but you shouldn't have gone this far yk)

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u/Anonymous_Unknown20 2d ago

I bet you still laughed when you read the comment

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u/CandidWishbone5080 2d ago

ehh not at all as much as I got weirded out

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u/VishfulTinking 2d ago

Had this happen in a corner of the kitchen one year, didn't notice till a handful of the tiny guys rappelled down in front of my face :)

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u/Dear-Limit-2357 2d ago

those spiders are fine, they are very small and usually hang out on the ceiling corners... if its a spider thats big, brown and hairy.... yikes

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u/Furrretly 2d ago

they better start paying rent

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u/Glad-Toe8762 2d ago

Get the vacuum!

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u/Carrot_Cinna_Cake 4d ago

they can have it

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u/AchromicSunfrost 4d ago

I was expecting like an average spider but not THAT. Time to burn your house down

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u/Gr8danedog 4d ago

If the spiders are not poisonous to humans, then don't worry about it. They help to reduce the population of other insects.

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u/Designer-Mirror-7995 3d ago

That's all well and good, but do you REALLY wanna find a spider crawling out of your suit collar while you're driving?

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u/Additional_Coast_568 4d ago

TW: words and punctuation. 😳🫣🫣😱😱

Damn, that's a lot of spiders.

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u/Low-Future-1001 3d ago

You don’t need a TW for spiders wtf 😭😭

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u/lukewarmratpee 2d ago

It’s a very common fear, it doesn’t hurt to have it just in case does it?