beach weddings are such a gamble, sure they can look nice but I'll never forget my friend's beach wedding; they had scouted the site in the winter but come summer time, when the ceremony was scheduled, it was a full blow beach party out there. I'm sitting there, unable to hear a word of the ceremony over the crashing waves and the people yelling (in fact, I didn't know it was over til they kissed), and the whole time there was a pot-bellied man in speedos standing essentially where the woman in the blue bikini is, right behind the bride and groom. People were throwing footballs, frisbees, it was ridiculous. Very poorly planned.
Eh the first few weddings in your social group are fun - you’re all young, nobody has major beef with anyone yet, people go big, etc.
Then they all come. Every couple of weeks. And you realise they’re all the same, everyone’s bored of them, and now there’s beef because people wrongly assumed that they’d never see the people at the last wedding again lol.
Also if you’re asian, forget free food and drink, these things cost you hundreds of dollars cash.
Oh and wait for the fun of second weddings. Ain’t nobody putting much effort into those.... well except the royal family
Not all weddings have free food. Not all people are on the market for cute guys and girls. Not everyone has the money to dress to impress what if people out there have different opinions and experiences than you? It doesn’t make them wrong.
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u/Throwawaymister2 Mar 08 '18
beach weddings are such a gamble, sure they can look nice but I'll never forget my friend's beach wedding; they had scouted the site in the winter but come summer time, when the ceremony was scheduled, it was a full blow beach party out there. I'm sitting there, unable to hear a word of the ceremony over the crashing waves and the people yelling (in fact, I didn't know it was over til they kissed), and the whole time there was a pot-bellied man in speedos standing essentially where the woman in the blue bikini is, right behind the bride and groom. People were throwing footballs, frisbees, it was ridiculous. Very poorly planned.