r/ministryofredditing • u/justuhpcnoob Subdiver • 5d ago
Here is my creed to the service.
I am a Subdiver! I am Super Reddit's strength in war, her deterrent in peace! I am the heart of the fight! Wherever, whenever!
I carry Super Reddit's faith and honor against her enemies! I am the Queen on the chessboard of battle! I am what Super Reddit expects me to be: the best trained Subdiver in the world!
In the race for truth and subdiving I am swift, determined, courageous and armed with a fierce will to win! Never will I fail Super Reddit's trust!
Always I fight on! Through the Subreddit, to the objective, to triumph over all! If necessary, I will Subdive until my death!
I yield not to false subreddits, to memes, to purposefully misnamed subreddits, to cowardice, to superior odds! For I am meme-ly tough, internet strong and morally straight!
I forsake not my mission, the Ministry of Redditing, my comrades, my sacred duty!
I am relentless!
I am always there! Now and forever!
I am a Subdiver! Follow me!
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u/Crabtickler9000 Colonel 5d ago
Well done but you can just reply to the megathread with it :p