r/news • u/DuvalEaton • Oct 15 '14

Title Not From Article Another healthcare worker tests positive for Ebola in Dallas

http://www.wfla.com/story/26789184/second-texas-health-care-worker-tests-positive-for-ebola
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u/heeehaaa Oct 15 '14

e-bola?

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u/Gr1pp717 Oct 15 '14

Fuck.. what's next? iBola?

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u/Higher_higher Oct 16 '14

I-Bola

By Apple.

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u/Nonethewiserer Oct 15 '14

The name of Rengar's E? Bola Strike. Time to uninstall League of Legends.

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u/RugbyAndBeer Oct 15 '14

My mom was right when she said I'd get a virus from Reddits.

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u/Accujack Oct 15 '14

Nah, I'm sure it'd be marketed as iBola.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

iBola

Wait, no, that's a product for hipster gauchos.

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u/dehgoh Oct 15 '14

Didn't the iSISSIES say they were attacking through Texas? Well, their fear campaign is seemingly working.